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Surprise, bitch.
Well when you put it like that, we can definitely continue the lovely tradition.
As ever. It’s been dull, yes, but there were a few interesting points along the way. Yes, Sherlock jumped off a tower and Jim, he committed suicide. All part of his plan I suppose.
Of course.
Just as I thought... I knew Jim would go to great lengths to destroy Holmes... I just never expected he'd go that far. I can't say it came as any surprise to me, however.
Surprise, bitch.
I see.
I suppose that’s where we went wrong, I never understood your feelings.
You think of me? How nice.
Indeed.
I'm glad you finally realized it...
Oh ever so fondly, dear Adler... ever so fondly...
Surprise, bitch.
Of course you are.
I’ve been better. And yes I am, in a manner of speaking, not that you would know about loyalty. And how are you? Still pining after Adler? You must be with how much unnecessary attention you give her.
Loyalty's not for everyone, my friend... I find it tends to be more of a follower thing and homie don't play that shit. And I wouldn't call it pining... I'd call it... taunting...
Surprise, bitch.
What should I call you, then?
Jus’ a conversation starter. I didn’t particularly miss you, no, but ‘m pleased that you’re back.
You could call me Loki... or Laufeyson if you feel so inclined to call people by their last names...
Oh come now, you can be honest... It would have been nicer if I stayed far away from Hogwarts.
Surprise, bitch.
Actually… Yes, tha’ is the case. What compelled you to return, Mr. Malitiae?
Malitiae... Haven't been called Malitiae in an age...
What compelled me to return? Why? Didn't ya miss me?
Surprise, bitch.
Oh, hello Loki.
Still as absolutely hilarious as ever, I see. I guess we’ll have to stop using your bed for orgies now that you’re back.
[Genuinely] It’s nice to see you.
Hello Lucifer
Who ever said you had to stop?
It's nice to see you too, Luci... How has Hogwarts been without me? Incredibly dull I imagine... Although I did hear about some certain... tragedies while I was away.
Just like old times, Addie...
I'm gonna break your little heart Watch you take the fall Laughing all the way to the hospital 'Cause there's nothing surgery can do When I break your little heart in two
Surprise, bitch.
Yes… I’m curious as to how you actually manage to obtain an education when you bounce around from school to school. Are other schools better at throwing out miscreants than Hogwarts is…?
Actually I left them. I just told them it wasn't working out between us. That we should see other people. Broke their little hearts...
And miscreants? Why Addie, how hurtful... I have feelings, you know... I wouldn't expect someone so cold as you to understand someone as sensitive as me...
Oh come, now, Addie... where's your sense of humor? Did it die with your brother, I thought it might...
Surprise, bitch.
And here I thought I’d finally have more of the room to myself. That’s unfortunate.
Missed you too, Seb... So sorry to rain on your parade once more...
How are you, Sebby? Still the faithful dog even after death?
Surprise, bitch.
I’m sure you’re absolutely crushed.
Oh I'm heartbroken, we were so close...
Surprise, bitch.
You think you’re funny?
I think I'm hilarious, Addles...
Heard about Brother Dearest... Another one bites the dust... So sorry...
Surprise, bitch.
Bet you thought you'd seen the last of me...
Loki's Lesson of the Day: Lesson #1
[shrugs]
Let me rephrase: I know you’re not stupid enough to even think I’d consider it for a second. Why did you even bring up the bitch anyway?
I know. Well, I got an owl... several owls actually consisting of nothing but Taylor Swift lyrics. I thought this had to be addressed... I wasn't about to just let that pass.
Loki's Lesson of the Day: Lesson #1
Since when have I been known to apologise?
I know you’re not that stupid.
True, but that statement's low even for you...
I just said I think you owe Satan an apology... not that I expected you to offer one.
Loki's Lesson of the Day: Lesson #1
She’s a whiny little bitch, yeah.
I wouldn’t consider her Satan’s lackey, though. Satan, yes.
That is SO insulting...
... To Satan. I think you owe the devil an apology, that's an awful thing to say.
Loki's Lesson of the Day: Lesson #1
Taylor Swift is the Antichrist.
