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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@lokiquinzel
3th time wearing my @vpfashion tape in extensions. Absolutely adore them. Need to get a new set after 3th time dying them tho. But they stayed nice for so long! #vpfashion #hairextensions #whitehair #silverhair #blonde #alternativegirl #girlswithpiercings #selfie #me #mine #tapeinextensions #redlipstick #tumblr
learning that someone doesnt like harry potter is honestly the most heartbreaking and life changing thing like u could kill a man and id still be more shocked and upset learning that u dont like harry potter
when you realize strawberries arenât berries but bananas are and youâve been lied to your whole life. yet again
Raspberries arenât either. But kiwi and pumpkin are. đ
Why must y'all do this, let me live in ignorance
^ literally
Also, watermelon is not a fruit. Its actually a vegetable. It belongs in the cucumber and squash family
I am so tired
I have learned Too Much
Pumpkin isnât a squash?
Okay Iâm intruding bc I am a Botanist and I am Upset:
Bananas are berries: confirmed. Strawberries not actually berries: confirmed. They are aggregates of achenes on a fleshy receptacle. Raspberries arenât berries: not entirely. Aggregates of drupes (single-seeded berries). Kiwis are berries: confirmed. Pumpkins are berries: false! They are pepos, diagnostic of their family, the Cucurbitaceae. Watermelon is not a fruit: SUPER FALSE. They contain seeds, they are fruit. They are also pepos and are related closely to pumpkins. Squashes, gourds, cucumbers, melons, pumpkins are all fruits, all pepos, all in the Cucurbitaceae.
Iâm less upset now bye
plant geek tumblr has saved us all
today i learned âpepoâ is a word and cant stop saying it
@vallaphantasm
âYou are a strange looking puppy.â
The gay icon we deserve
ââDie mad about itâ is my favorite shade ever. Now stop making women justify wanting birth control coverage because of all the other health care benefits the Pill has.â
DIE MAD ABOUT IT.
DIE MAD ABOUT IT.
Productive Procrastination đ
documentation of my wild adventure getting stuck in my spidey suit for three hours a week or so ago
Jack said we should work together! Three of a kind! Birds of a feather! Now and forever!
A hero in more ways than one
I NEVER KNEW THAT
Always always reblogging this if I see it on my dashboard
Bruh this shit was amazing
GO BABY GO OMG
Poetry in motion
My jaw dropped
HER NAME IS ANTARA AND SHEâS MEXICOâS GRAND CHAMPION AT THE VERTICAL WALL CLIMB LOOK AT HOW HAPPY SHE IS!! SHE KNOWS SHEâS A GOOD GIRL!!!Â
the tail wag on her way down
<b>Unreal</b>
Can we get a name???
This is Chinese artist, Luo Li Rong
Hereâs a snippet about her from this article (that also features more photographs of her work, including this sculpture):
Rong has pursued sculpting since an early age. She studied art at the Academy of Fine Arts in Beijing, then under the tutelage of sculptor Wang Du, and later she âimmersed herselfâ in figurative sculpture techniques used by European artists in the Renaissance and Baroque periods. Their sense of femininity plays a defining role in Rongâs contemporary works, and the stylistic guidelines help carry on the tradition of realistic sculptures in art.
That feeling when you spend all morning putting together the perfect outfit only to go outside and realize the blacks donât match:
When Halloween things come on sale:
When Halloween is over and you know you have to wait until next October to do home decor shopping:
When you try tradgoth make-up for the first time:
When you hear the first notes of This Corrosion:
When the weather forecast is nothing but rain and storm:
When someone dares to say The Cure is overrated:
When someone asks you if you ever wear colours other than black:
I just heard two kids playing outside and one goes
âI do not fear the dark sideâ
then another kid goes
âYOU SHOULDâ
and then I just hear a WHACK noise and then crying
That is the sound of childhood happening
5 Tips For Clogging Your Drain To Keep Whatever Is Trying To Come Up Out Of It At Bay
When youâve got something trying to claw its way out of your drain, sometimes it can be too expensive to pay someone to clog your sink for you. Try out some of these tips instead!
1. Only use red hair to clog your drain: The last thing you want to hear while youâre trying to brush your teeth in the morning is the sound of long talons incessantly tapping at the inside of your drain pipes, longing to escape from your walls so it can insert its eggs into your cat like a spider wasp. One simple solution to push back the abomination that keeps trying to pull itself up out of your drain is to go ahead and shove some red hair down your sink, but make sure you ONLY use red. The clump will naturally act as a barrier, and the growling thing down there seems to be afraid of red hair, while black hair does nothing, and blond hair gives it strength.
2. Yell down your sink for the beast to leave you alone: Sometimes the best way to clog your drain is with your voice. The unknowable nightmare in your sink may not understand English, but if you get your face right into your sink and sternly shout phrases like âI donât like it when you live in my drain!â or âPlease stop rattling the pipes when you reach your sexual climax in my plumbing!â it will understand from the tone of your voice that you are not playing around, which will hopefully lead it to shrink back to whatever hell it spawned from.
3. Try sacrificing a plumber into your sink: Itâs hard to think about anything else when the beast under your sink keeps reaching its hand up to steal your toothbrush off the top of the sink then scurrying back down the drain. One easy solution is to invite a plumber over, slit their throat, and let their blood gush out into your sink. The little drain-dweller will hopefully take the blood of a plumber as a peace offering, and will realize that you are not an enemy but a follower. Upon that realization, maybe, itâll respect you enough to stay on its own turf. This tip is extra-effective if your plumber is also an ordained priest.
4. Donât shove any electronics down there because whateverâs down there has the intelligence to figure out how it works: You might think that throwing something down your drain thatâs a little more durable, like earphones or even an old cell phone, would clog up your sink so bad that you wouldnât hear another banshee howl from whatever the fuck is down there. But, this crawling gag reflex is not stupid. If you drop any kind of electronic down your drain, the creature in your sink will undergo the process of evolution so rapidly, it will develop inventions humankind could never fathom and use those to free itself from your sink and threaten life as we know it. So putting electronic devices down there: a big no-no!
5. Know when itâs time to just give up and move: Sometimes you can try as hard as you can, you can follow all the rules, but at the end of the day, the unquenchable thing in your sink ends up winning. Thereâs no shame in accepting defeat, packing up your things, and leaving your place. Hopefully, you wonât have the same problem in the next place you live!
