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Is this thing still on?

having pussy is gender neutral. having cock is gender neutral. having tits is gender neutral. using 3 in one body wash, shampoo and conditioner is for men though

caffeinatedopossum

dispatchesfromtheclasswar

calamitys-child

I’m a pacifist like institutionally but I’m absolutely certain that violence solves at least some problems on a much smaller level. I don’t believe in wars or nuclear weapons or military campaigns I do believe in the power of that guy who punched the nazi in the face so hard his entire media presence immediately crumbled to dust

sclimp

Strangers came up to me and my boyfriend behind the bus station and handed us pronoun pins but, like, didnt ask for our pronouns first or anything, they just assigned us some I think

sclimp

We are an apparently heterosexual couple and DO NOT live in a remotely liberal city so this was not, you know, par for the courts

umbraastaff

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Crystal Kingdom Accidental Foreshadowing Compilation

body-of-ouches

Got these insert for my boots- just lace them in, and your boots are now zip ups! Excellent for people like me with weak joints that struggle with laces but love boots!!

They have so many colours!!! Website is www.tongueties.co.uk

Tongue Ties - colourful inserts to personalise and improve accessibility of boots

NOT A PAID ADVERT I JUST BOUGHT THEM AND LOVE THEM!!

garnetgh0st

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Hey everybody take one for tomorrow

juliuscaesarofficial

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hasufin

Now, see, if you were talking a $10,000 sedan, sure. I would not be shocked if it were low quality.

But a Tesla Model 3 - the cheapest of the Teslas - is $45,000. That puts it in the price range of most luxury cars. And let’s not talk about the S and X models, which are around $100,000, putting them in the price range of... a house, in a moderate cost-of-living area.

For that price, I would expect laser-perfect precision. Not janky construction. I mean, calling them “affordable” is already one hell of a conceit. The initial outlay on a Tesla is ridiculous. Even with them being supposedly free to charge forever, even if you assume you don’t have to spend money on maintenance, their TCO is still worse than most equivalent vehicles on the market.

I want an EV, truly I do. But I don’t think it’ll ever be a Tesla.

landvaettir-deactivated20221007

So I recently started working as a Vehicle Condition Report Writer. I’ve been on the job for a short enough time that I’ve only done one actual tesla, But they sell a lot of cars through my company. Fucking worst car I have ever CR’d. The superficial damage that is most of my job was minimal, but just navigating how to make the car work was the fucking worst. Nothing on the smart key is fucking labeled so I just had to guess until things worked. And one of the things I have to do is take a picture of the engine. Guess how you open the hood. If you guessed go through like 3 separate menus on a 2′x4′ touch screen, you would be correct. Unlike every other car, where you only have to find a lever sometimes hidden around the driver’s side door. What even are you supposed to do if the battery dies because the electronics go bad. Can’t jump it because you can’t pop the hood. Can’t pop the hood because the battery is dead. And if that touch screen goes bad, you’re just fucked so bad you can’t even use the car.

Also the engine isn’t underneath the hood so I got confused and just took a picture of the storage space under the hood. Nobody corrected me.

Teslas are just bad cars y’all.

theclockworkjudas

A Pennsylvania man out for a drive earlier this week in his brand new Tesla Model S Plaid found himself trapped as the car burst into flames

People have literally been trapped (and killed in at least one case) due to a battery fire causing the door electronics to malfunction and lock them in a burning vehicle

yourneighborwiththecutedog

Lawsuit said doctor died after handles failed to "auto present" to those trying to save him after he crashed into tree.

Christy Corder, 41, died after crashing her car into a pole and tree, which caused the car to overturn and catch fire. She was pronounced de

keep in mind he wants these things in tunnels.

derinthescarletpescatarian

Everything Musk’s company produces looks like it was designed by science fiction fans who stopped at “wouldn’t it be cool if...” and never took an engineering class in their life.

And then outsourced construction to the lowest bidder with no quality control.

wavetapper

shirt that says I ♡ Leftist Infighting About Children's Cartoons

wavetapper

how the fuck does this have 10k and nobodys started shit in the notes. congrats guys you are so normal

chilewithcarnage

nightmare surveillance shit aside, this is so fucking funny

theprideful-deactivated20251201

i like how we invented our own use for the tag system. “these are for finding similar posts” nah these are messages i wrote with the invisible ink pen i got from the book fair that i leave for my friends

serregon

not to be too negative but, downgrade of the century

serregon

losing it over these comments

serregon

crying I love you guys

the2headedcalf-archive

You know that Ada Limón poem where she’s like “i can’t help it i love the way men love”? my dad recently confessed to me that he became a shoemaker because they buried my grandma shoeless

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