Loki’s Lightsaber

Pisces | INFJ-T | She/Her

[nuclearfaggot]

im asking you to stay here. i cannot tell you why, i dont have any other reason except i want to see you here. i want to see you as happy as you can be. please, do what you can to stay. to find happiness wherever you can. i know that it is selfish of my to ask this. but i’m asking you anyway. take care of yourself. if not for yourself, then for me

[cannibalchicken]

[andrewbelami]

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

[pendejx-deactivated20200323]

25796323689432 feet you say?

[dadpat-tactual-deactivated20230]

This post turns 11 next month and it continues to be one of the funniest on this damn site

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All I can see is Morgoth staring, disgusted, at a new set of lampshades in his living room

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Imagine how much nicer Harry Potter would have been if Lily and James had become ghosts when they died. All the cute chats between Harry and his parents, Sirius never going to Azkaban because L+J can testify he wasn’t their secret keeper. James, Sirius and Remus still being together, and then when they die they can become ghosts too and the marauders are back together (minus the backstabber). Fred could have come back as a ghost, and George would never be without his twin. Fred could have stayed roaming the halls of Hogwarts if he wanted always causing havoc, and George would know he’s always there. It could have been so nice🥲 I’m calling it the Ghost AU please someone write a fic

[lokis-lightsaber]

Since everyone is going back into their hunger games phase WHY ARE THERE NO HAYMITCH FICS guys you’re killing me come onnnn

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Have a drawing of Pedro as Joel in The Last Of Us

[pedrohub]

PEDRO PASCAL for Wired (2023)

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I’m reading The Two Towers and I can’t help but see ents like this:

Like I cannot help it at all. Even though I’ve watched the films and I know what what they’re supposed to look like. I still see stickman in my head.

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This better just be for Halloween Tumblr

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Why are there so little Luke Danes x reader fics 😭 it’s criminal I need more

[the-lastone-standing]

Okay but the fact Obi-Wan broke Vader’s left half of the helmet and Ahsoka broke the right half in Rebels… Obi-Wan and Ahsoka, together, they could have destroyed the helmet entirely and freed Anakin from Vader - which gives this line from tcw so much more impact. I am unwell.

[spider-winnell]

Hollywood might as well just call it now and close down for good, no movie is ever going to top Top Gun Maverick

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I’m so excited for the onslaught of new obi-wan fics that are gonna come from the series 😮‍💨

[queer-as-in-slightly-odd]

[pedrropascal]

Cad Bane in The Book of Boba Fett | From the Desert Comes a Stranger

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What if when Dolores says she associates him [Bruno] “with the sound of falling sand” it’s just him throwing salt and sugar over his shoulder every five minutes?