Lokius Incorrect Quotes

Love is a Dagger Incorrect Quotes for the ship Lokius Submissions open! Please reblog :)

[lokiusincorrectquotes]

Hello dear friends ❤️✋

Thanks to your incredible support, we have reached our first goal of $10,000 🎯💓!

We are deeply grateful for every donation that brought us closer to a better future.

Now, we have set a new goal: $10,500 💪🇵🇸.

This additional amount will help us in our search for a new home 🏠💚 — a safe and stable place for our family to rebuild our lives after losing everything.

Your continued generosity can help us take this crucial step forward. Please donate, even a small amount, and help us achieve this dream 🙏🍉.

https://gofund.me/abbc2759

With love and gratitude,

🇵🇸🍉

.

[aretemisapollo]

I hate to do this, but i could really use the help. My phone bill is due on the 18th and i don't have the money to pay for it, I need 30 dollars to be able to pay it. Right now this phone is my only connection to anything, so i really don't want it to get turned off. I know the description on the gofundme website is outdated, a lot of stuff has happened since then and i don't really have the time or energy to change it (plus it was done by a family member and i do feel kinda bad about changing it since they put so much hard work into it).

Anyways, here's the link, every donation or even sharing is appreciated. If you donate 5 dollars I'll do a tarot reading for you

Sorry for doing this, and please don't feel obligated or pressured to donate, i know a lot of people aren't in the position to

Update: someone donated enough for me to pay the phone bill this month, but my mom and i still haven't managed to get a job yet so donations/reblogs are still very appreciated

[sparrow-the-tired-lesbian]

Yeah I’m hard but so is the hat I wear in construction zones because the only thing I love more than busting a nut is following OSHA guidelines and regulations 

[lokiusincorrectquotes]

Mobius fr

[lokiusincorrectquotes]

not an incorrect quote but I’d like to propose to you: All I Want by Kodaline is very Lokius to me

[lokiusincorrectquotes]

Hello, I hope you and your family are well. Can you please help me recycle the post on my account? 🌺 And help rescue my family from the war in Gaza? 🙏 Thank you.

https://gofund.me/198b6d57

.

[lokiusincorrectquotes]

Ravonna: You’re going to meet god-

Mobius: What’s that? Peg god?

Ravonna: That’s not what I-

Mobius, already dragging Loki into a storage closet: BRB GOTTA GO PEG GOD!

[sparrow-the-tired-lesbian]

Tom: I’m relieved to not be playing Loki anymore

Me, crying: I’m going to drag you out of your grave to play that slutty bisexual I swear to god

[lokiusincorrectquotes]

I have a thing for you...

Beautiful Person Award. Once you are given this award, you're supposed to paste it in the ask of people who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out!🌸

YIPPIE THANK YOU

[lokiusincorrectquotes]

Dinner At The TVA

Loki: *trying to eat*

Mobius: *gives him “the 😏 look”*

Loki: *chokes on his food*

Sylvie: the fuck are you doing

Loki: HES TRYING TO FUCK ME!

O.B.: you’re all so weird

[mobius-m-mobius-speaks]

//Hey y’all, this is @sparrow-the-tired-lesbian doing an ooc post here so Nat from @/natendo-art won’t see it until we’ve got our shit squared away.

She’s been feeling super low. I’m thinking we as a collective should bring her back up. Dedicate something to her, make her feel better. Tell her what her art means to us. Send her nice asks. Anything. She deserves happiness and to be confident in her art, because so many people can’t do what she does. Let’s make her happy.

[lokiusincorrectquotes]

Mobius: HAVE YOU SEEN MY HUSBAND

Sylvie: no, why? Is he lost or something?

Mobius: oh no

Mobius: *points to the desk where Loki is napping*

Mobius: I just think he’s cute

[lokiusincorrectquotes]

Loki: it’s muggy outside today

Mobius: Loki, I swear, if I go outside and all of our mugs are on the lawn-

Loki: *sips coffee from bowl*

[lily-of-the-flame]

If this post hits 20k notes I'll come out as trans to my family.

[lily-of-the-flame]

Tbh I think my mom already suspects. She keeps asking me "are you sure you're a boy?"

[lily-of-the-flame]

If this hits 20k by March I'll tell them then otherwise I'll wait until 50k notes.

Also I'll show them the longest version of the post I can find.

Good luck. Have fun. No murder.

[supermilkshakebanana]

Challenge accepted

@flightlaw @a-simpfortessa-lesbriean @mettallon @ilikemiddleagedmarvelchar @thedreemer @agent-maria-hill @kamala-msmarvel-khan @superherokisser @k---a----i @goddessof-death @achilleslefttoe @athens-not-greece @ultraviolent-disaster @esmerxyaugusta @spider-swift @daniel-targaryen @cringecat9 @not-a-poser @ultimatedreamer104 @dynamicccsworld @ab-art-07 @uniquedetectivejellie @rxmqnova @yourfavoriteweirdo19 @theninjabozo @totallynots8tan @wintersoldierishere @finnslay @mr-mrs-vampire @harleykeener69

[loki-laufeychild]

Remember guys!! Comments count as notes!

SPAM THE COMMENTS!

[flightlaw]

Yeah, but longest version

Quick, what's everyone's favorite color?

[loki-laufeychild]

Purple + Neon green!

@not-a-poser?

[not-a-poser-deactivated20240326]

//lilac and blood red!

@ilikemiddleagedmarvelchar

[moongirlwidow]

Wine red and black!

//literally the same lol

@becca-barnes-official @capt-carter-mostly-official @harleykeener69 @tonys-favorite-intern @tonystark-official @drstrangeofficial

[capt-carter-mostly-official]

Personally I’m partial to a good dusky-sky blue or red

@littlemsbumblebee @becca-barnes-official @flightlaw what about you my darlings?

[flightlaw]

Oh I forgot to put mine lol

Uhh, royal blue

@achilleslefttoe @ilikemiddleagedmarvelchar @harleykeener69 @knives-carrier @littlemsbumblebee @one-time-i-dreamt @pukicho @pettytiredandjewish @respect-the-hyphen @yummygender @totallynots8tan

[achilleslefttoe]

i like midnight blue, silver, and sage green :)

@dynamicccsworld @thedreemer @bluecookiedisaster @mikewheelerfan2022 @sweetzscore @shifterbee @mettallon @fetitadequeso what about yall?

[mettallon]

blue and purple are both nice!

@enthusispastic @vivian-velvich-marvel-dc @a-simpfortessa-lesbriean @supermilkshakebanana @ilikemiddleagedmarvelchar @ab-art-07 @totallynots8tan @greatwerewolfbeliever @uniquedetectivejellie @wintersoldierishere @daniel-targaryen @dontlookatmya03history @thefuzzhead @nil-me-setanta @goddessof-death ?

[goddess-ofdeath-old]

Green and gold, obviously!

@queen-loki-laufeydottir @loki-laufeychild @mobius-m-mobius-speaks @littlemsbumblebee @moongirlwidow @amora-the-enchantress @ab-art-07 @bisexualswordlady @capt-carter-mostly-official @demonofchaos @greats0uthernpansy @god-of-sillyness @greatsouthernpansy @i-am-not-a-villain @kamala-msmarvel-khan @ouroboros-or-ob @realgodofthunder @sean-and-kevin @thepresidentloki @t1gres

[lokiusincorrectquotes]

Loki: Just don’t sing to them.

Sylvie: oh that bitch is halfway down the street!

Loki: Is he…?

Sylvie: Oh he’s dancing

Loki: ugh nooooo

Mobius: THERES A WARM FUZZY FEELING-

[sneebl]

i've seen posts like this around but if this post gets 10k notes i'll come out to my parents as genderqueer + tell them my preferred name

[idkwhatthisisbutheresdcandstuff]

You have lost

[idkwhatthisisbutheresdcandstuff]

@why-am-i-always-hungruy @raven-the-cat-bird @rabidasexualgarlicbread @iceeericeee-reblogs @oblivion-wonderlust @ollie-garden @prisencolinensinainciusol09 @professional-termite @atthispointeverythingischaos @andromedachainn @sunamii-and-me @sparrowsortadrawzzz @sliceocheese @sparkly-s0da @sparrow-the-tired-lesbian @dootznbootz @helphowdoiusethis @janeway-lover @jassygay25292691 @loki104-uwu @leoontheair @tinybitofart @bullfinch-lover @not-sobasicbisexual YALL HELP MEH!!!!

[lokiusincorrectquotes]

Loki: I’m not a bottom!

Verity: mhmm sure

Mobius, mumbling: bottom say what

Loki: what

Verity: GOT HIM! WE GOT HIM!

[lokiusincorrectquotes]

Loki: makes something move in Mobius’s room to let him know he’s there Mobius, incredibly superstitious, thinking it was a vampire or smth: GARLIC! A MIRROR! HOLY WATER! A CRUCIFIX FUCK OFFFFFFF!!!!