never not hurting

on an extended hiatus, although I may pop back now and then

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Sex toy giveaway: rock your G-spot!

Just a few months ago, I crowned Fun Factory’s Stronic G pulsator the best sex toy of 2017. Its automated back-and-forth thrusting motion and perfectly-hooked tip are a G-spotting dream. Now, I’M GIVING A BUNCH AWAY FOR FREE! Eight, in fact, thanks to the generosity of Fun Factory!

So, how can you win this self-thrusting wonder? Find out on my blog! 

Giveaway ends 5/15.

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