Sarcastic trash

Just someone who spends too much time on tumblr

[slashersirens]

we’re so deeply incredibly fucked

[retrogamingblog2]

[super-oddity]

do you think they know their table’s ready

[bluecheeseinmyoffwhites]

Purpuro Sandra, the actress of the Italian waitress from Zack & Cody, posted this earlier today🥹

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[sebdoesthings]

[rylandsgrace]

#I hope they feel like Italian today

[retrogamingblog2]

[nayters]

[bubblegum-sullivan-13]

I also like it when they're like hey what's up or something personal/natural instead of the welcome to wherever how can I serve you bit.

[lastoneout]

I also like it when they are sitting down or listening to music they clearly enjoy

[fieldbears]

There is something so nourishing about walking into a place of business and immediately thinking "huh, I wouldn't have guessed this place would be playing this kind of music" only to see an employee absolutely head-banging along because today is their day to pick the CD and they are living

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

Despite what capitalists might think, I do not want to roleplay being royalty in the presence of slaves when I seek professional assistance in obtaining my basic human needs.

[theconcealedweapon]

Pride was originally a riot. It's not supposed to be "family-friendly". Those who want family-friendly LGBT spaces are free to just create them. Take places that are already family-friendly and make them LGBT-friendly also. If you don't want to do that, then that's why Pride is still necessary.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[ambitious-az-a-outlaw]

[novitiate-deactivated20181021]

‘dont say gay if youre bi’ lmao lets all leave the house! lets all go outside and get a big gulp of fresh air is what im thinking

[yardsards]

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

SO ITS ABOUT THIS NEW GIRL WHO ARRIVES AT A BOARDING HOUSE THE SAME DAY ANOTHER GIRL DISAPPEARS, AND THE GIRL WHO DISAPPEARS’ BEST FRIEND IS CONVINCED THE NEW GIRL IS INVOLVED IN THE DISAPPEARANCE. THERE’S ALSO A LOVE TRIANGLE BETWEEN A HIMBO JOCK AND TWO OF THE OTHER GIRLS IN THE HOUSE, BUT THAT’S NOT REALLY THAT IMPORTANT IN THE LONG RUN!

ALSO THERE’S A STUFFED RAVEN THAT THE CREEPY HOUSE CARETAKER TALKS TO ALL THE TIME—

[cannibalchicken]

[horsedestruction]

[magicfeatherspecialist]

Spain AND Portugal???? Morocco the colonizer killing machine!!!!!

[retrogamingblog2]

Pokemon x Animal Crossing Halloween Stickers made by DJMLNDZART

[danielhowell]

gay?