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Janaina Medeiros
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Mike Driver
@theartofmadeline
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
we're not kids anymore.
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i don't do bad sauce passes
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Claire Keane
Game of Thrones Daily
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@lolituhh
Get thee to a sandwich
In television, when the writers want to show a husband mistreating his wife, he tells her to go make a sandwich. In this picture, because sandwiches had not been invented yet, Hamlet tells Ophelia to go to a nunnery instead, which is the next best thing, clearly.
Love and War
During wartime, men’s dirtiest parts are exposed.
i finally did it. i finally made a video of some of my favorite spongebob quotes in the whole series. i finally fucking did it
Anonymous said:
Could you please do a clip of Team Rocket using insults that are a lot heavier than “twerp”?
meowth, control yourself
So I heard a story on Mysteries At The Museum.
Apparently, when Cleopatra invited Roman General Marc Antony over for a dinner, she said it was going to be worth millions. So he was interested of course and fuckboi Marc Antony was like “oh shit sure” and came on over.
Well, she brought out the first course, and he wasn’t very impressed at all. So Cleopatra was like “hold on, i gotchu” and so they brought out the second course. The second course was just a cup of vinegar. So Marc Antony was like “wtf???” And like the fucking queen she is, Cleopatra takes off her pearl earring, which was said to be one of the biggest pearls in the world at that time. Worth around 100mil in todays standards. She drops the damn pearl into the vinegar, dissolves it! And FUCKING DRINKS IT.
Like, that is HUGE big dick energy. Like the power move of power moves.
that YO THATS MICHAEL JACKSON !! HEE HEE hee hEE ᴴᴱᴱ ᴴᴱᴱ OHMʸᴳᴼᴼᴼᴰᴰ video is one of the funniest things ive seen
the way this guy just. stops..lmfao
me: this fun and lighthearted movie made me happy, therefore it is a good movie
film critics:
thanks thinspo blogs <33333
Random people: *laughing in distance*
Me: it’s because I’m fat isn’t it
This is the magical metabolism tea.
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hey instead of supporting that fuckass show insatiable on netflix you should go watch My Mad Fat Diary which is on hulu (& i think full episodes are on youtube too) it’s a hilarious show that talks honestly about mental health and self confidence. it shows the main character rae really working towards self love without some stupid dramatic (&unhealthy) weight loss story arc. it shows how the journey to self love is hard but worth it. her friends and love interests like her because of her personality and how truly phenomenal of a friend she is not becuase of some big reveal weight loss. AND ALSO ITS REALLY FUCKING FUNNY RAES DIARY ENTRIES ARE HILARIOUS SHE IS SO FUNNY GO WATCH THE SHOW!!!
💫bye bye binge lemonade💫
You’ve probably seen a heck load of drink viable but I swear my life on this god-juice. I lose around 2-3lbs when I drink it consistently (2-3+ glasses a day).
You can add as little or as less water as you want but this is how I make it
☁️Recipe☁️
One lemon (I’ve taken to just using lemon drops but I’d recommend fresh lemon. Either works though)
4/5tsp Splenda
1 ½ cups of water (this is subjective)
½-1 tsp cinnamon
Mix it all together and drink drink drink! This is the drink I use whenever I’m stuck in a binge cycle or just want something sweet to occupy my time with
please keep me in your prayers guys, nothing happened i just want a fatter ass😔
i hate pedophiles because at 9, the man that married my mother solely did so just to get close to me and fail to groom me.
i hate pedophiles because when i was 10, my mom’s boyfriend was planning to kidnap me, but failed because my uncle slashed the tires the night before
i hate pedophiles because when i was a tween, a grown ass man at the gas station got down on his knee, and proposed to me. i was alone. it was night time. i ran all the way home.
i hate pedophiles because one man showed up at my house when i was a child. he was an ex-convict. he got my address from a letter to my father in prison. when he was released, he came to my house.
i hate pedophiles because my cousin was sexually abused. for years, his self esteem has been shot to hell, his grades are dead, he hurts himself and he’s been on suicide watch multiple times. and all this time, his failures have been blamed on just behavioral issues, rather than the trauma that was discovered.
i hate pedophiles because my grandpa has always tried to frame my uncle(that saved me) as a pedophile, when he’s actually gay. so fuck your lgbt+ bullshit. you’re not welcome in our community.
i hate pedophiles because they constantly say ‘you never know who’s a pedophile’, even though it’s not difficult to tell. they say ‘we’re everywhere’, as if we don’t know that. thank you for making every child paranoid of any adult possibly preying on them. even now, as an adult, im still paranoid of every adult i meet being a pedophile.
i hate pedophiles because they think just because you don’t actually rape a child, you’re perfectly fine and safe. you completely disregard the mental trauma you can bring just by existing near a child.
i hate pedophiles because “non-offending” is such a loose term. you can work with children, have children, visit schools and parks, surround yourself with children and potentially put them at risk, but that’s not wrong as long as you don’t touch.
i hate pedophiles because i had to bring my neighbor home with me, to wait for her mom to come home, because some fucker pulled up and tried to talk her into getting in his car. she was in 1st grade. broad daylight. almost ran me over making a u-turn to talk to this child. come to find out, his cars been flagged. he does this every summer.
i hate pedophiles because it breaks my heart receiving notices of sex offender moving in to the neighborhood, while living very close to three schools.
i hate pedophiles because every other day, a child in my neighborhood goes missing. guessing by my surroundings, 3 guesses where the children are.
i hate pedophiles because they think they need to be welcomed with open arms and cookies, or else they’ll offend. take responsibility for yourself. you’re an adult. you don’t need coddled just so you won’t rape a child. don’t put blame on anyone but your own twisted morals.
i hate pedophiles because they don’t think drawn/sim child porn, is child porn, and is illegal and immoral to consume. news flash; it is.
i hate pedophiles because they refuse therapy, even though it’s proven to be extremely effective. they don’t care about children, they only care about themselves and being exposed as what the world sees them as; disgusting, harmful peodophiles.
i hate pedophiles because pedophiles don’t hate pedophiles. you cling desperately to pedophilia being a sexuality(it’s not) and pedophilia not being bad(it is) and spew ‘pedophile positivity’ that just coddles these people that need help, telling them they’re ‘valid’ and ‘perfect’.
i hate pedophiles because they can’t even accept what they are. they have to hide behind ~map~ to soften the blow. cowards.
i hate pedophiles because they brainwash people into thinking pedophilia is fine uwu, pulling people with pocd in rather than encouraging people to go to therapy and get help for their intrusive thoughts.
i fucking hate pedophiles.
A “Trump presidency” is nothing new. If we don’t know our history, we’re destined to repeat it.
THANK YOU
Get to know your country ‼️
when you live healthy for several weeks, including regular exercise and healthy amounts of food, but you gain weight instead of losing it so you have to go back to your eating disorder
