Concept- Deeptrain at the aquarium, but instead of bored, A-Train just hits Deep with a fuck marry kill using the craziest marine animals he can find as a gag
(Deep has to like, seriously think about it. it's not a joke to him)
A-Train, joking: yo okay so uhhhh that fish -
Deep: you mean the grouper?
A-Train: ...sure. Let's go with that. Whatever. That grouper, that... lobster-looking shit, and that eel. Fuck, marry, or kill
Deep, after giving it several seconds of serious and pondering thought: well the grouper is called Bob, and he says he's a very tender lover, but I think he's a bit too old for me - dude's 45. Don't know if he can even get it up, y'know? But he's a solid guy, so maybe marriage material. Sheila the moray eel is... well. :private smile: well, she's definitely freak-ay. So that's fuck sorted. But - oh, fuck, I can't kill Charlise (she's a crayfish btw xxx). She's got five hundred kids! I can't make that many orphans. Maybe five or six, sure - but five hundred? That's fucked up, bro! I'm not that kind of homewrecker. Maybe I should kill Bob, since he's on his last legs anyway - or, haha, fins - and marry Charlise... I mean, she's shown that she's a family woman...
:Bob starts swimming away:
Deep, running after him along the wall of the tank: hey! Hey, I was only joking! Hey, I'm sorry, Bob - I'll marry you! I'll marry you, I swear! I'll kill Charlise instead! Bob!
A-Train: :makes awkward eye contact with a group of small schoolchildren who are also walking around the aquarium, and slowly shuffles away, pretending he and Deep aren't together:
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