Ali

Co-author of A Modern Day, night shift survivor, cat dad. Inappropriate levels of caffeine in the bloodstream. Older than Google.

[alittum]

i remove my antique poison ring, open the secret compartment, and pop its single benadryl into my mouth

[gracerockyyes]

some pre-canon Grace and Rocktiz why not

[annabelle--cane]

"rocky would hate stratt because she hurt his bestie" plausible, even likely. "rocky wouldn't hate stratt because he understands the stakes of needing to save the actual world" nuanced, intellectually stimulating. "stratt would hate rocky because her ex wife whom she killed is happier with him" intriguing, avant-garde.

[crabussy]

when you get crazy enough about The Character you'd think the situations you imagine them in would get more elaborate and lore intensive. but no. imagining my wizard pacing around huffily being slightly peeved at a mild inconvenience. I don’t even know what the inconvenience IS. and it's giving me enough joy to power a city for a month

[twobeesornottwobees]

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

[annabelle--cane]

I'm bored I wanna have a bad controversial opinion just for the thrill of it. ummmm OH okay here's one. so called "reprises" in musical theater are just excuses for composers to cut corners and not actually have to write more music :/ . yknow, like what their job is supposed to be :/// . show me a "reprise" and I'll show you a lazy writer ://///////// .

[sharkfiinn]

content warning !!! seizure

i really really really love the idea of eridians hearing absolutely everything in a human body and being able to predict an episode of something, similarly to how medical alert service dogs can

[goodieprocter]

I was so taken by the image of 20-30 pebbles activating in unison that I had to draw it immediately

(Featuring Etch, Variolite, Prism, Cheeto, Dandelion, Citrus, and Cantaloupe, by @t3ch-wizard, @ghost-crows, @sharkfiinn, @problematiccheeto, @nacho-business1, @moth-in-a-mason-jar, and @leafnyx respectively (and Kelly, but she’s mine))

[homunculus-argument]

Fun Fact: It's only a Gargoyle if it's also a water spout! If it isn't, then it's a Grotesque!

Language is weird!

I am only a gargoyle when I'm gargling 'em. Otherwise I'm just grotesque.

[redstonedust]

that thing about horror movies feeling more real when the characters look like average people but about erotic art instead. sure you can draw a pin-up of a perfectly standard proportioned anime character but my brain is always gonna be like. well that's just a drawing. that's just pixels. but give them body hair and fat rolls and acne scars and stretch marks and and im like. 🫪 woah 🫪 that's a human 🫪 and they're naked 🫪

[boxheadpaint]

fear not: you can also “attack” your friends even outside of art fight, so if you miss the chance to before august 2nd you can always get them after with no repercussions. No crime will be committed either way and its actually fine to draw art for others at any other time of the year

[zarvasystem]

[megparsec]

Baa baa backstreets, have you any boys

[bombing]

no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

[bythestardoggedmoon]

[foralittlewile]

Having Eridian's "question" indicator be tapping the ground twice is very endearing, but also, it makes so much sense!!! It's a literal request for more information! They echolocate, of course when they're confused they'd want to create more sound to get a better look what they're trying to understand!!! You can totally see how this would translate from "questioning" physical things in their environment to intangible things, like statements made by other people. Maybe it's even something that starts with Eridian children — being less used to vocalisations and finding tapping to create noise easier — that just gets carried into adulthood, sort of like babies calling "mama" because that's the easiest sound for them to make. Just... what a good little detail to have. Chef's kiss.

[pukicho]

You loved me, I fed you poison grapes, you broke up with me.

We tried a second time, I fed you the grapes, you broke up with me.

Why did you leave? Where were the signs?

[lakevida]

kid in the library just said "a VILLAIN who lives in the MOON is after us" so keep an eye out for that today guys

[agentlove]

hi. i’m the guy who all that blood belongs to. yeah in all the pictures of anime girls and cool ocs holding knives. it’s mine. i don’t donate it or anything. they just kill me again and again. because someone’s gotta but that’s not the part people really wanna see. it’s okay though. it’s a living

[tongue-twists]

btw dating sucks as a concept.

[tongue-twists]

meeting up with someone with the explicit goal of figuring out whether or not you want a relationship with them spoils the dynamic. it sucks. it's terrible. fall in love with your friends like normal people.

[tongue-twists]

as expected this one is a hit with the autism website