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@lollotl-blog
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NEVER. NEVER IN A GOOGOLPLEX’S WORTH OF EARTH YEARS.
The Creepiest Thing About You
You Are A Two-Faced Liar
Your friends know you talk behind their backs. Not that you're a bad person - you just can't help letting other people know how you really feel about some of the crazy stuff your loved ones have told you. Unfortunately, you've talked and talked and talked, and now, they all know you'll talk if they confide in you. You know it, too, and you still can't help it. No matter how hard you try, you simply can't force yourself to be as loyal or honest as you want to be. At least you're charming enough to keep making new friends and replacing the ones who felt too hurt or betrayed to trust you again.
tagged by: found it tagging: whoever wants to do it, i guess? :0
Axolotl: For ur crimes you will become a Magikarp
Bill:
Bill:
Bill:
Bill: what the fu-
bml1997 replied to your post: also god forbid whoever gets this face. if you do,...
That is one of the cutest ticked off faces I’ve ever seen
i’m sure it is
also god forbid whoever gets this face. if you do, props to you - because axolotl is VERY difficult to piss off.
other casual artists: axolotl with different expressions
me, trying to draw him: if he doesn't have the cat face it feels illegal
JUST SAYING... I’d destroy a universe for bill and axolotl shenanigans. esp if it’s an annoying father figure relationship.
idk what this is
Its the most beautiful thing I’ve seen today is what it is
@lollotl
@littlexbluexflame || s.c.
❝ Oh... hello. ❞
The axolotl stared down at the star child, his blinking the register of her sudden appearance. He supposed it was that time again, where some dimensional traveller had the luck of entering his realm. It happened every once in a while, so he wasn’t really surprised. It just would have been nice to have the heads-up he had company...
❝ Lost your way, Malva? ❞
Stanford:
The words were met at first with silence, and an owlish blink. He’d been running on minimal sleep since he came back, only permitting himself to crash into slumber when it was absolutely unavoidable. So. Either this was more Gravity Falls weirdness, or the weirdness of his own sleep - deprived mind. Either way, Stanford kind of wished it wasn’t happening right at this moment. He was a bit out of sorts, what with having to figure out how to clean up Stan’s potentially universe - destroying mess with limited resources.
“ … if I had it my way, I wouldn’t sleep at all, ” Stanford finally said, deciding this probably was, unfortunately, not a hallucination. “ Now, are we having a conversation because you have something important to say, or because you’re bored and hoping I’ll amuse you? I’ve just – I’ve got a lot going on right now, and I don’t have time to spare for … whatever this is. ”
❝ Now that, I am sure, ❞ the creature chuckled. It was clear he was finding some entertainment in Stanford’s responses, but that wasn’t really the reason for his commentary. He’d noted the strange disortion in the multi-verse, and BILL seemed to emit a far cockier energy than usual. And with this man walking around the shack, as he’d observed, the Axolotl had the confirmation of the reason why.
The Axolotl tilted his head at the man, thinking on the question and being rather slow about answering it. With the lopsided grin on his face (which he could help little), it was not only awkward but possibly coming off a tad... unsettling. The creature’s beady eyes looked Stanford up and down, resting his head in his hands. And finally...
❝ Amuse me? ❞ he asked, his tone incredulously delighted. ❝ I’m afraid you beings do that without trying, Stanford. Nonetheless... Your schedule is quite clear - I would not seek to waste it, especially with what may be at stake. Although, I must say, the idea you think I would is one quite comical. ❞
@poludaktulos || s.c.
❝ Such an active mind. ❞
There was a strange voice in the room - not one entirely familiar, and it seemed to be coming from... the tank? The pink creature inside was eyeing Stanford with a sense of fond amusement, leaning on a webbed hand as its tail swished back and forth. Late night wanderers weren’t unusual in this household, and thus, the Axolotl was rarely surprised.
❝ One might think you nocturnal. ❞
bby
starter call for frilly boio. if you have something specific in mind, let me know - otherwise I’ll just adapt whatever verse to your muse. :0 specify if you’re a multi!
DAUGHTER’S ❝ IF YOU LEAVE + EPS ❞ SENTENCE STARTERS
WINTER
“please take me back to when i was yours.”
“i needed - i needed you.”
“now we are strangers.”
“we’re too similars.”
SMOTHER
“i want him but we’re not right.”
“i should go now, quietly.”
“what a mess i leave.”
“i’m sorry if i smothered you.”
YOUTH
“we are the wild youth.”
“you broke my chest.”
“most of us are bitter over someone.”
“i’m forever missing him.”
STILL
“we’re still sleeping like we’re lovers.”
“leaves nowhere to go.”
LIFEFORMS
“they can kill without warning.”
“you always find another place to go.”
“you can try to forget but i won’t let you.”
TOMORROW
“we’ll be nothing but dust.”
“don’t bring tomorrow.”
“i already know i’ll lose you.”
HUMAN
“i’ve tried to escape.”
“despite everything i’m still human.”
“i think i’m dying here.”
TOUCH
“give me touch, because i’ve been missing it.”
“just so i can feel something.”
“just take me back into your house.”
AMSTERDAM
“i’ll escape with him.”
“i’ll go home.”
“i’ve been thinking that i should see someone.”
“i used to dream of adventure.”
“is this called living?”
SHALLOWS
“if you leave when i go, find me.”
“will you run away?”
HOME
“i was drunk again.”
“you’re not a friend - you’re nothing.”
“i think i should be a little more confident.”
“keep the nightmares out.”
“i can’t live without you.”
“take me home.”
MEDICINE
“you’ve got a second chance - you could go home.”
“you could still be what you want to.”
“you’ve got a warm heart.”
LOVE
“i know you regret it.”
“i still wonder why.”
“i can’t erase it from my mind.”
“did she give you what you’d hoped for?”
LANDFILL
“don’t think about the consequences.”
“don’t you dare look back.”
“i want you so much.”
“i hate you.”
“thought you said you didn’t feel pain.”
THE WOODS
“we are what we are.”
“i look out for you.”
CANDLES
“i’ll do whatever you say.”
“we learn from the ones we hate the most.”
“i’ll never be your lover.”
RUN
“i don’t know where he’s going.”
“we’ve got nothing to say.”
“i think we should run.”
“we’ll just keep each other as safe as we can.”
“i don’t want to be alone when i’m in this state.”
SMOKE
“i’m losing my friend.”
“it’s a terrible night.”
“then i’m alone again.”
“we’re dying.”
starter call for frilly boio. if you have something specific in mind, let me know - otherwise I’ll just adapt whatever verse to your muse. :0 specify if you’re a multi!
❝ He does have remarkable fashion taste. That, you cannot deny. ❞
❝ If only his path of redemption was as snappy as his dress sense... ❞
unlikely because of that ‘the opposite of bill’ code in the journal, but how wild would it have been axolotl had been just as destructive as bill at a point, and THAT was why he offered the dorito a chance at redemption, because it worked for him?