Cry In The Shower

Trust me it's oddly satisfying and sad

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

i would like to be the kindest version of myself

[bitchycode]

[fuckyeah2000s]

[turning-point-albania]

Me except I am happy

[frosty-the-snowden]

yeah but you’re not funny either

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[5000-talking-lizards]

The “I’m Awkward and Don’t Know What To Do With My Arms” starterpack

[anemonequeen-moved]

[steve-the-evets]

He don’t know what to to with em

[022325311517]

me, catching myself wondering how i would look to an unseen voyer and then modifying my facial expression and body position accordingly to make myself more visually appealing despite being completely alone in my room and its 2 am:

[clustericon]

[drive2011-deactivated20220420]

iiii’m goin back to 505……..if it’s a seven hour fliight or a forty-five minute driiiive…in my imagination you’re waiting, lyin on your side…..with your hands between your thighs……. *thirty seconds of slow melancholic guitar buildup* 

BUT I CRUMBLE COMPLETELY WHEN YOU CRY, IT SEEMS LIKE ONCE AGAIN YOU’VE HAD TO GREET ME WITH GOODBYE. I’M ALWAYS JUST ABOUT TO GO AND SPOIL A SURPRISE, TAKE MY HANDS OFF OF YOUR EYES TOO SOON. I’M GOING BACK TO 505 IF IT’S A SEVEN HOUR FLIGHT OR A FOURTY-FIVE MINUTE DRIVE. IN MY IMAGINATION YOU’RE WAITING LYING ON YOUR SIDE, WITH YOUR HANDS BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS AND A SMILE

[yermemeblog]

Subtitles or nah?

[bazptich]

that’s valid laura

[bubblysuggestion]

you’re someone’s dream person

[ruinedchildhood]

[mooglemain]

this is how my voice sounds in my head

[jumex]

I think about this everyday

[gothicprep]

i wonder if my pets have like a proper language and when i try to speak back to them im just speaking jargon

like for example my cat always speaks to me when I come home and i meow back to her and she’ll meow again & even though i don’t think twice about it to her it’s probably a situation where it’s like

her, meowing: “im glad you’re home”

me, meowing back: “tax benefits”

her, meowing: “why do u always do this”

[1-800kanye]

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

[itsdoshik]

me: I should go to sleep early

also me:

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

me, as a closeted teenager: I probably won’t find love

me, at 24, in my underwear, watching my boyfriend ignore the main storyline in Breath of the Wild to blow things up and pick mushrooms for an absurd amount of time:

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

PURE