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misery chick. fifty-one-fifty.girl power. ig @lomiepie

[a-calmer-vibe]

why is this happening to me?

what is this teaching me?

[mermaidtwink-deactivated2020071]

me watching Carrie kill everyone at prom

[purplebuddhaproject]

“Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, ‘Where have I gone wrong’ Then a voice says to me, ‘This is going to take more than one night.‘”

— Charles M. Schulz (via purplebuddhaquotes)

[purplebuddhaquotes]

“It is not that the meaning cannot be explained. But there are certain meanings that are lost forever the moment they are explained in words.”

—

Haruki Murakami

[ergos]

[convertions]

“Look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under it.”

— William Shakespeare (via quotemadness)

[snommelp]

[plasticblisss]

Me at tumblr’s funeral

[mangasainthilare]

This will never not be funny

[brieshaniece]

Lmfao this nigga did a whole ass thousand page report in under a minute and still had a whole ass minute to spare! Done!

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

💀💀💀

[jehovahhthickness]

Asking for a friend …. Coke really has that effect on you???

[savvygunner]

It seems to work for Bruno Mars

[lilbougiebish]

Umm… 🙊

[blvckgeezus]

Lmao why you have to do that

[delilahamari-deactivated2021070]

Lmfaoooo

[thordanmarvel]

It wasn’t even 2:00 yet😂😂😂😭😭😭💀

[muvataughtme-deactivated2021040]

Nooo 😂😂

[thathighguy]

No problem boss!!

[be-candor-hoe]

😂 the Bruno Mars comment took me out

[the-book-diaries]

“I had two longings and one was fighting the other. I wanted to be loved and I wanted to be always alone.”

— Jean Rhys, Wide Sargasso Sea

[borzoikavka]

[unclefather]

this horse ate my icecream

[thedarkperidot]

Signs you grew up lonely

- Chasing people who don’t want you

-Making up lots of stories and worlds

-Overtalking whenever there’s someone to talk to

-Excessive reading

-Daydreaming

-Clinging emotionally to others

-Being the ‘disposable’ friend in the group

-Excessive baths

-Talking to oneself

-Obsessive friendships

-Excessive helpfulness

[ninjamelissajulien]

[thegoodvybe]

[lomiepie]

Yes.

[veryfunnymemes]

[okayysophia]

[purplebuddhaquotes]

“Know yourself as Nothing. Feel yourself as Everything.”

— Alan Watts

[saber-chan]

I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story

[jump-spark]

I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life

[gringoslur]

any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

[gringoslur]

méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

méxico:

(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

[gringoslur]

méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

argentina:

(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

[langsandculture]

spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

argentina: 

(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

[teamrv]

mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

arg: 

(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy) 

[gringoslur]

spanish speaker: h-

argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

[cari28ch3-me]

Don’t get us started on “straw”