London Event Liggers

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Look at the state of these liggers! Awful, every single one of them!

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Yes, Debbie Hoskins has found the holy grail, an entire bottle all to herself. Lucky ligger. 

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Here's Poundland Sally who pretends to book events for the London Mayor's office. Maybe Sadiq Khan should have a word with this fraudster.

Russell has no remit to book events, domestic or abroad, and yet goes to every single showcase to top up on the free wine . . . in a glass she's had surgically attached it seems.

Usually has her hand in a cast. Too much drinking we'd imagine. How she gets any work done, we'll never know. Also seen using a walking stick (they always have a stick) because it's known to give preferential treatment for canapes. They ask for a chair and then sit and have all the food come to them. Such frauds.

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Elizabeth Jones, David Pun, and Eva Harold are a trio of turbo liggers. 

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The stuttering baffoon Ali Virani is a strange one. He literally talks to no-one and just comes to eat at events, as much as he can, then turns around and leaves. PLEASE stop letting him in to your events. Here he is no doubt sending out a call to other liggers to come for the “free” drinks. 

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Look at the sate of these liggers. Clockwise from left, you have Yvonne Juchniewicz, Linda Willmott, Micheal Duell, and (thankfully) facing away from the camera, Debbie Hoskins. They even brought a suitcase to stock up on supplies. Typical liggers. Willmott simply loves a drinks and canape reception! Blooming cheek! You will never get any business from any of these. Stop inviting them.

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Here’s serial ligger Joyce Stevens. You know what they say, a ligger is never without a bag into which anything that’s not nailed down can be secreted, as Joyce demonstrates. 

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Here's the criminal Cleopatra Mylonas who has never booked an event in her life. Do not, under any circumstances, let either her or her partner in crime Peter Sharpe into any of your events. They are drunk, disorderly and disruptive. Avoid at all costs. Mylonas is frequently a "guest" or plus 1 of fellow fraud and gatecrasher Tracey Kallusky, so please keep her out also.

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Seriously, WTF is going on here? 

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“I own Harvey Nichols . . . which is why I roam the streets of London, stealing sandwiches from Pret, and looking at porn on hotel lobby computers.”  —David Pun, “owner” of Harvey Nichols and Peninsula hotels. 

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Here’s the dreadful Sandra Shevey shoving as much as she can into her gob! This woman is truly a disgrace and should be barred from all events. 

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Is Mandeep Singh Gabhari (Right) on a quest to beat David Pun as the most photographed ligger at wine events? It does seem that way. Has anyone figured out what this ligger actually does? Let us know in the usual way. 

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Here's Toby Evans (left) with Count Canape. My these frauds get around. There's a reason Evans/ Toby Eaye/ Toby London/ Marco Pellizzer/ or whatever name he's going by these days, has been banned by organisers of art, wine, and venue booking events. Nobody wants to see this fraud. If you have to keep changing your name to register for events you've been banned from, you're a ligger and a fraud. Take the hint and go away, before you're taken away in handcuffs.

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Here’s Feng Shui fraud Vicky Sweetlove, who does not book hotels, venues, or retreats. She has booked ONE hotel, a really sh’tty one in London for a HALF-DAY event. Yet you’ll find her on foreign Fam trips will fellow liggers Linda Willmott and Debbie Hoskins. This woman is awful and best avoided. 

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If you own, operate, or are opening a restaurant or bar, you will find Bharat and Rita Mistry at your opening event quicker than you can say RSVP. These two have ligging down to such an art that they’ve made a career out of it. Neither work and both are full time liggers. 

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Liggers LOVE prizes and here’s Lam Sim winning yet another prize for how to be a ligger, at which he is very good. The wife and son are no doubt in the background shovelling food into rucksacks. 

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Here's super ligger Tracey Kallusky (who' now hiding as a blonde) and the vile Cleopatra Mylonas (centre) no doubt at another event they crashed under false pretences.