[film-bones]

when its 4:17 AM, you’re still in the basement, and things are about to get interesting:

[lonedadhat]

Corinna i know you are not out here encouraging the mullet

[lonedadhat]

just forgot my password for over an hour

[lonedadhat]

MATTHEW KING

[lonedadhat]

a few weeks ago whitney cummings told my parents thank you for having me on accident because i told her that my mom said if i was born first that they never would have had a second kid and i haven’t stopped thinking about it since

[rodrickheffeley]

there's something stupid going inside my head

[mothcub]

What’s popping, you ask? Why, it’s my joints.

[cocina-deactivated20181016]

my kink

making ppl feel good abt themselves

[lonedadhat]

putting the yee in haw daily

[qumi]

me: *says the vaguest most incoherent shit ever*

me: you know what i mean :/

[brightsol]

hat season?

[lonedadhat]

mira neglects to say that in this context we’re talking about the sims

[lonedadhat]

corinna making fun of me and calling me a grandpa??? surefire way to make sure you never get the jacket :)

[lonedadhat]

to anyone who ever feels like they need to get me anything at all at any point: you could make me the happiest person alive just by handing me a golf club

[lingrix]

ive never said 1 coherent thing in my life

[lonedadhat]

do i selfie or have y’all had enough of my face

[sleepyhead95]

Damn i got expensive taste for someone with only $4