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Say “Uncle Dante!” (2/??)

“A series of where Nero and others have to endure Dante’s awful jokes and internal monologue said aloud.”

Dante: *reading the newspaper* So get this, a Papa John’s delivery man has been arrested for allegedly selling more than 40 thousand in cocaine hidden in pizza boxes to undercover police officers.

Nero: *drinking a protein shake at the table* Jesus.

Dante: Which raises some important questions.

Nero: Like how prolific is drug dealing in this country and how far can a corrupt and poorly managed legal system go to stop it?

Dante: *lowers newspaper* I was thinking more in the direction of-

Where’s all those pizzas that were supposed to go in those boxes and can I have them to eat?

Nero: I swear to fucking GRANDPA.

sialyxz

thechurchofv

My God I would pay obscene amounts of money for this as a body pillow

moved-to-the-somberlaiin

MOM HOLY SHIT NEW OUTFIT FOR MY HUSBAND

ryuji-ism

The fact that I wasn't even looking for this makes it even funnier tbh

My phone knows too much

GUESS WHO FINALLY GOT TATTED UP

Do you have any tattoos?

Alas, I don't—my flesh is completely unmarked!

I plan on changing that, though. I plan on getting a tattoo for my birthday next year! I just need to decide what I want permanently inked onto my body.

lilykim523

Time to draw V

#it him #my man

rollypollyorihara

God I wish I knew who OP was for the tiktok meme.

yuri-doujinshi-deactivated20231

assorted images of v eating the hamburger

#thats him #that's my husband #my god I love him

Who has two thumbs and reached near lightheaded levels of dehydration??

meri-meri-mwah

Now thinking about it...V was low-key a menace throughout VoV and probably shouldn't have been walking around the streets alone...

- He was walking around the streets butt naked and mugged a stranger for their clothes (and ACCESSORIES).

- Instead of getting a JOB, he and Griffon thought it was a good idea to rob someone so they can reach Dante.

- That robbery resulted in V slaughtering 3 other robbers (must I add, BRUTALLY) in front of a woman.

- Pissed Dante off by mentioning Vergil.

- Told a child he wouldn't care if the demons attacked the child (in context, he did tell the kid to run away cause it wasn't safe, but the kid wanted to protect his injured mom).

- Got hungry and decided to eat RAW demon meat (it wasn't delicious).

- Moments later, he toast more raw demon meat to see if it makes a difference (it did NOT).

- Let's not forget the obvious, he brought several devil hunters to a fight NONE of them were prepared for (and have the nerve to act surprise when everyone is DEFEATED).