venus unfortunately

vent/nsfw/wtvr. if you think i dont know youre watching this blog, youre even dumber than i thought. minors dni.

[backwoodsboybait]

“my daughter is fine!” your son creamed his jeans when I said I was proud of him

[taxidermycatgirl]

[princessripzx]

sucking his thumb while he fucks me into the mattress (manifesting)

[terriblyhumane]

[deadnow-deactivated20250507]

kinda want to lick him from ballsack to bicep but I'm sure I'm being really cool about it

[hauntingpup]

''i'm not a fucking dog!''

but aww, you are, aren't you? normal people don't get wet when you call them a good dog, normal people don't have the urge to hump my boots all the time, normal people do not get off on being called a mutt.

but that's okay, i love my silly puppy, even if you cant accept it yet!

[ivy-michaels]

manipulate your genitals

[hemipenal-system]

[ptr-sqloint]

no great deed is commemorated here

[xultraviolentlightx]

I can’t do nonchalant; I’d shoot myself in the head to please her.

[tr1ckfuneral]

Suicide ideation is so weird. Making a lovely apple pie while thinking of bleeding out in the tub.

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

[blankmemorybox]

ɪ ᴜꜱᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ.

[loverofboob]

"I'm so normal about this" good for you. I'm so perverted and predatory about it

[mewnbuns]

feeling the cool press of his wedding band when he sinks his fingers all the way inside of you…..

[2komaprincess]

wearing panties with a barcode on them so when someone tries to get an upskirt pic they get directed to my website

[2komaprincess]

this is meant to say qr code im just fucking stupid

[guiltfactory]

humping the hand that beats you

[crippled-peeper]

I wasn’t given a penis because I wouldn’t be responsible with it