Don't let the eyes fool you.

Selective OC Werewolf. Mun and muse 25+ NSWF Content. 

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Domestic Starters 2.0

"Do I smell breakfast or is that the house burning down?"

"Honey, you look tired. Go sleep."

"So I was driving past a pet store the other day and couldn't help but wonder how cute an animal would be like in our home."

"I want to move in with you."

"I think we should go house hunting. Buy a big family home on the beach or something."

"What do you think about children?"

"Our son/daughter got sent to the principals office today."

"Babe, can you explain to me what this is doing here?"

"You look like you could use a massage."

"I may have broken the dish washer."

"There's a spider in the shower!"

"I think I might be pregnant."

"I want to adopt a child."

"You would make the perfect father/mother."

"Think about it. The little patter of children in our home."

"I want to marry you."

"What do you think about this color wall for our room?"

"Why is the bathroom overfilling with water?"

"Did you eat all my oreos?"

"We live together. You can't blame this on anyone else."

"Let's just stay in bed."

"Get back into bed."

"Can you call in sick today?"

"I just want to lie here all day with you."

"Oh, there's no need to put a shirt on."

"I'm sick of doing all the chores!"

"We can't afford this!"

"Don't mind me, just want to remember how beautiful you look in bed this morning."

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CHRISTMAS STARTERS

( assorted prompts that are all bedecked with christmas themes. from salty, to ecstatic, to indifferent - feel free to change up the context, pronouns, or words ! )

❛❛ All I want for Christmas is peace & quiet. ❜❜ ❛❛ If mistletoe appears in my one-meter vicinity, I’ll burn it. ❜❜ ❛❛ So - what are you getting me for Christmas? ❜❜ ❛❛ What do you mean, Santa isn’t real? ❜❜ ❛❛ The only thing I like about Christmas is to get drunk on eggnog & wine, & sulk over my year’s regrets. ❜❜  ❛❛ You always give the best presents. ❜❜ ❛❛ Let me get a picture of this for the memories. ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas party at your house! ❜❜ ❛❛ I swear to god, if you give me a ‘dick-in-a-box’ for Christmas again- ❜❜ ❛❛ It’s snowing! ❜❜ ❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals fun times. ❜❜ ❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals broken bones. ❜❜ ❛❛ Please stop saying ‘Christmas is coming’ in Stark’s voice. ❜❜  ❛❛ Are you really setting traps for Santa — ? ❜❜ ❛❛ Don’t eat the cookies & milk I’m leaving on the table, unless your name is Santa. ❜❜ ❛❛ Ah yes, the age-old tradition of an obese old man dressed in a red suit - breaking into your house. ❜❜ ❛❛ Wanna help with the pudding? ❜❜ ❛❛ Help me decorate the Christmas tree. ❜❜ ❛❛ You’re really - enthusiastic - with the decorations. ❜❜   ❛❛ I knitted a sweater for you. Here, wear it. ❜❜ ❛❛ What did you use to knit the sweater? Two left-hands & parental guidance from a hamster? ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you coming to the Christmas party? ❜❜ ❛❛ How did you get tangled in all these fairy lights – ? ❜❜ ❛❛ Let me help with the gift-wrapping. ❜❜ ❛❛ Remember when you caught on fire last year? ❜❜ ❛❛ Oh no - no - you stay away from the alcohol. ❜❜ ❛❛ Stop telling me lies about Santa & his tiny elves. ❜❜  ❛❛ Oh shit, I forgot to buy the presents. ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you telling me you don’t put marshmallows in your hot chocolate? ❜❜ ❛❛ Is this what you do every Christmas? ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not letting you barricade yourself in your room again for Christmas. ❜❜ ❛❛ Come on! Live a little - find true love - piss in the snow! It’s Christmas. ❜❜         ❛❛ It may be Christmas, but that’s still illegal. ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas is just another day. What’s the big deal? ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas should be six months long - not one. ❜❜     

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k:k is available if anyone would be interested in doing something small there. Just let me know who you are childofsilvermoon

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Reverse starter call. Like this and I'll go through your open starters and reply to one or more.

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SENTENCE STARTERS. Flirty/Suggestive/NSFW Edition.

Feel free to add your own.

“You’re really hot.”

“Oh, don’t mind me. Just enjoying the view.”

“You know, those/that ______ of yours are/is pretty distracting.”

“Hot damn.”

“So, you come here often?”

“Well, well. My night just got better.”

“Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

“You have got a great ass.”

“Hey, I’m open minded.”

“You enjoying the view over there?”

“Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”

“Don’t be bashful. You know you want to.”

“You can have me any way you’d like, baby.”

“You wanna move this conversation someplace more private?”

“I’m off in a few minutes, you know.”

“It’s been a long day. Why don’t we help each other unwind?”

“I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”

“I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?”

“I wanna see you get naked.”

“You like how I bend over for you, huh?”

“You’re getting me all worked up.”

“What do we have here?”

“I see someone’s happy to see me.”

“Play your cards right, and I just might have to put you on speed dial.”

“You like that, don’t you?”

“How do you want me?”

“I’m sure we can put those lips to better use.”

“I want you. Right here. Right now.”

“God, you’re perfect.”

“I really like a man who’s good with his hands.”

“I’d be more than happy to show you a good time, if you’re looking for one.”

“I saw that. You just checked me out.”

“You look real good in that suit/dress/skirt/outfit.”

“You wanna help me out of this ___?” (Insert article clothing here.)

“Can I keep you?”

“You’re such a tease.”

“Oh my, looks like I/you dropped something.”

“I love it when you talk dirty.”

“I can’t stop thinking about your hands on me.”

“I think you’ll be happy to know that I’m not wearing any underwear.”

“I really want to take you home and get you out of all those clothes.”

“It’s like you want to ruin men/women for me.”

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Could you please reblog this if it is okay to ask you straight up if you want to ship?

[thelovejournals]

Intoxicating eyes, smiling lips and a loving heart- all are hers.

Hafiz (via thelovejournals)

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Send 🌑 to crawl into bed with my muse

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Reblog if your muse has scars.

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Like for a fluff starter since Ivy is in the mood for once to be cuddly.

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Need to get some threads going. Anyone interested in a starter? Fluff, dark, angst?

[super8angel]

rage and tenderness existing simultaneously in the same body

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Starters: Things I Have Said While Playing Video Games

“I will shove your throat down your throat.”

“Oh. Oh, you have just called up the devil. You will tremble before me, and beg for mercy, and I’ll laugh in your stupid face because FUCK YOU.”

“Oh, suck my left nut.”

“I will fucking end you. I will end you so hard that your ancestors will feel shame and your family will weep upon your grave.”

“NO, WHY WON’T YOU LOVE ME?”

“I mean, he is only avenging his dead brother. You can’t really begrudge him that.”

“Are you fucking sweating on me?” “Oh. Veeeeery clever, you massive cockmuffin.”

“Everything is pain and I regret going down this path!”

“STOP BRINGING DRUGS THROUGH CUSTOMS.”

“Oh, great, more naked people.”

“I’m sorry for invalidating your gender identity!”

“What?! That was my fucking money! Fuck you, secret police.”

“I hate living in a communist country.”

“NO, I DON’T WANT TO JOIN YOUR SECRET CLUB.”

“Okay. So. We had to kill your uncle to make life easier for all of us.”

“I show up, and everything’s on fucking fire. For the love of God, how? And why?”

“Oh joy. More tedious drudgery.”

“If I were a lesser man, I’d be shitting myself right now.”

“He might actually be gayer than me. Unlikely, but possible.”

“Sigmund Freud would have a goddamn FIELD day with this.”

“Nice try, sugartits.”

“I appreciate you inviting me to your strip club.”

“This was supposed to be a stupid joke. How did it get so real?”

“Do not fuck the doctor! What is wrong with you?”

“OH MY GOD THAT IS NOT HOW LOVE WORKS”

“I want to be the spiritual embodiment of pudding.”

“Nothing inspires a murderous rage in me more than comic sans.”

“Okay, I’m sorry I killed everyone you love, but can’t we talk about this?”

“I wish my legs were as fabulous as yours.”

“Oh, you think I won’t arrest you because we’re friends? Is that what you fucking think? Well you’re fucking RIGHT.”

“I just stabbed a bitch to death with a pair of scissors. God, I love Tuesdays.”

“Part of me wants to fuck you. The other part wants to laugh at you for looking like a My Chemical Romance reject.”

“Oh, fuck you for trying to teach me a lesson about morals.”

“Literally nobody asked your opinion.”

“Fuck you, you’re not my mom.”

“I want to slather you with bees.”

“I’ve never been so aroused and terrified in my life.”

“Here’s an idea: go to church.”

“Something about you just looks evil.”

“Finally! I’ve turned you gay!”

“Fuck me up, anthropomorphic Daddy.”

“I’m starting to come to the conclusion that you’re kind of a dick.”

“Eat one MILLION dicks.”

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When your muse is mad at you for being gone way too long and you both miss certain people on here. That being said we are back and ready to write.

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"Darlin, I am no angel nor will I ever claim that."

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–”You ever thought about setting Alec up with a pretty girl?” Rylee asked as she took a chuck of beautiful brown locks and began braiding a small braid in Ivy’s hair, intertwining a faux feather into the mix. “I feel he might be less of a brooding ass-hole if he had a pretty girl on his arm.” Her tone teasing, She loved the guy like a cousin, distant, but still a cousin. 

With all that had plagued Ivy and her brother, plus the baby, it had been a long time since the two had sometime to chill and hang out. Rylee’s eyes follow the movement of her brother in the kitchen. “Don’t go anywhere,” she called to him. “I’m braiding your hair next.” She laughed, teasing her brother about how long he had let his hair grow which was absurdly longer than he usually kept it, but that didn’t stop her from continuously pointing it out. “Or maybe we can get Ivy to do it, You put a baby in her the least you can do is let her braid your hair.”

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Ivy couldn't stop the laughter that escaped her lips as she rolled her eyes at the question. Of course she had thought of trying to get the man to hook up with someone, yet she knew there was no way of it happening. "Do you have some special hooking up skills and a possible idea for a woman for him? You know he is picky, right?" She teased as her eyes closed for a moment thinking of her cousin.

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