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vesrose

Signs you might not be so alive anymore

sackoflower

oh god i wish somebody was excited about me

softest-archive-deactivated2023

i am a lover, with or without a lover

sustancy

dcxdpdabbles

Alfred: Hello? I received a summons?

Danny from the shadows of a dark secluded cave, out of sight: I sent a summons for the immortal man, heir to King Arthur.

Alfred: Which is I.

Danny: ... no offense, but I thought an immortal would look younger.

Alfred: A common misunderstanding. It just means I age much more slowly. I am currently 113 years old.

Danny: And you don't look a day over 70.

Alfred: Thank you. May I ask who has summoned me?

Danny: The Ghost King

Alfred: I figured as much. My ring of servitude glowed when I opened the letter. How can I be of assistance, Your Highness?

Danny steps into the light: I need a human place to hide in.

Alfred:....

Danny defensively: Take a picture, it will last longer.

Alfred: I apologize for my unsightly gawking, Your Highness. You look younger than I expected. It caught me by surprise.

Danny: Yeah, well, I'm fifteen

Alfred: And you don't look a day past 5.

Danny: I had a magical accident while running away from the government, and now I look like a little kid, okay? Look, can I hide out with you until the heat goes down?

Alfred instantly realizes the Ghost King is younger than him: But of course. You can pretend to be my newly discovered son and live with me at Wayne Manor. Its the safest place in Gotham.

Danny: As your kid? Wouldn't people think it's odd that someone of your advanced age has a child?

Alfred: Not at all. In fact, I have a long list of open invitations to bed chambers. It wouldn't be out of character for one of my past flings to pop up with a child.

Danny: Damn, old man. Respect.

Alfred: Thank you, Your Highness. My last name is Pennyworth. I changed it over fifty years ago, when someone realized that I wasn't aging and that pretending to be my own son wasn't working. What first name would you like to go by?

Danny: My name is Danny. Danny Pennyworth.

Alfred: Very good. Shall we head out? We have a long drive ahead of us. We can hash out the details on the road.

dcxdpdabbles

Dick: I think my plan backfired

Jason: What part? The one where you decided to throw a highschool party behind Bruce's back? The part where you did it in a attempt to get Damian friends? Or the part where only one kid showed up?

Dick: I just want him to have friends. Is Fenton at least having fun?

Jason: *Pushes door to the party room gesturing to the two kids playing Dick's prepared party games*

Danny:

Dick: Why would they play spin the bottle if he's scared of the bottle landing on him?

Jason: This is almost as painful as when you tired to get Tim friends. Remember? You tried to have a party at the skate park and Tim jumped into the river to escape. The river that is so heavily polluted he spent five days in the hospital afterwards.

Dick: MY BABY BROTHERS ARE LOSERS. I JUST WORRY ABOUT THEM OKAY!?

Jason: No need to yell-

Tim: Hey guys? Damian just dragged a screaming kid into a closet with him. Should we....be worried?

Dick: DAMIAN NO. THAT GAME IS ONLY FUN IF THEY CONSENT *runs down the hallway*

Tim: Oh another Make Friends or Else Party?

Jason: Yeah. Thank god I had my theater club pals. I shudder to think what he would have done if I was a friendless loser like you.

Tim: I have friends!

Jason: Oh sure, the cape kind but normal people? You sacred them.

Tim: At least I didnt die without kissing someone.

Jason:....that was a low blow.

sisyphusshrugged

having a hard time focusing today. i've also had a hard time focusing for the previous 15 or so years leading up to now but this post is about today.

dcxdpdabbles

Dan: Hey, there is a new delivery I need you to make.

Danny: Sure. What's the address?

Dan: It's the Ice Hibiscus Tea guy.

Danny: Again? That guy ordered the same thing four times this week!

Dan: He's single handly keeping me in business. Plus he tips well doesn't he?

Danny: Yeah last time he gave me a fifty.

Dan: Well, there you go.

Danny: Alright, I'll be back.

Meanwhile, in Wayne Manor

Alfred: Master Tim, will you be joining us for dinner?

Tim pacing in front of the door: No, I ordered delivery.

Alfred: If I didn't know this was a pathetic ploy to charm the delivery boy, I would take offense of how many times you ate that rubbish over my home-cooked meals.

Tim:....pathetic?

Alfred: Utterly pathetic. He doesn't even know your name. He calls you Ice Hibiscus Tea Guy.

Tim: How would you know- nevermind you know everything.

Alfred: Yes, indeed. Fix your hair and pop open the top three buttons of your shirt. You might get his attention this time if you do.

dcxdpdabbles

Danny texting on lunch break: None of the board members are taking me seriously. What should I do?

Dan: Preform a power play.

Danny: How?

Jazz: Find a weakness in the leader, aim for it, and then establish yourself as the new leader.

Danny: I dont think I can that to Mr. Wayne. He's really nice.

Dani: What about the co-ceo?

Danny: Mr. Drake drank five energy drinks and was grining at me like he was Joker Jr. I dont think it's a good idea to challenge him.

Dan: Follow Dnd rules then.

Jazz: No.

Dani: Its the only way.

Danny: Whats the DnD rule?

Dan: If you can't beat it with strength or combat, then seduce it.

Danny: Why does all your advice always ends with seduction?

Dan: How else do you think I took over the world?

Danny: You know what. I'll just get through my presentation and if they dont offer me the grant then so be it.

Dani: Show them some skin.

Dan: Stick out your bare leg.

Danny: You two are the worst.

Jazz: I wonder where two clones could possibly get this from. But also pop open your shirt. Abs are its own form of persuasion.

thebooo-merang

Danny is a Rogue class in the new Nicktoons game Nicktoons & The Dice of Destiny! Wanted to doodle his rouge design!

dcxdpdabbles

Jazz: I need your help hiding a body

Danny: Welp, that's not something you want to hear someone say when they answer their door. What happened to hello?

Jazz: Look, I dont have time for your sass or your wit. Are you going to help me or not?

Danny: Of course, I'll help, but I got to know why you have a body.

Jazz: That's fair. Follow me into the living room. I need to wrap the body in a rug so we can push it off a bridge.

Danny: We're throwing it in a river? Don't you have a better plan?

Jazz: It's all I can think to do!

Danny: I saw a lot of graves in a nearby cemetery being dug on my way here. We can just bury it in one of the fresh graves like a foot deep so tomarrow when they have the funeral the coffin will cover your body and no one will ever know.

Jazz: Thats....that's brilliant.

Danny: Thanks. So why'd you kill this guy?

Jazz: I didn't mean to! I picked him up at a bar, we came back here to hook up but the second my lips touched his, his soul just detached from his body!

Danny: Thats sounds like you forcefully ended a overshadowing.

Jazz: I thought so too but when no ghost popped out and his body just stayed tied to the couch I realized I killed him!

Danny: Why was he tied-

Jazz blushing: A man died Danny, stop asking questions and help me- *Scream*

Danny: What!? Why'd you scream!? What is it?!

Jazz: Stay behind me Danny!

Jason tied to the couch looking confused: What happened? Did I pass out? Who's he?

Jazz: You....you were dead! For a full hour you were a corpse! How are you speaking!?

Jason: *blinking* Really? Because I feel better than I have in years. In fact I can't even hear it anymore....

Danny: Hear what?

Jason:....it doesn't matter. Look, I'm down for a hook up with you, but I'm not comfortable inviting someone else-

Danny grinning and peaking over Jazz's shoulder: Gross. I'm her brother, she called me because you died from her kiss. Did you know you have death wrapped around your soul? It looks weird.

Jason: What-

Jazz: One hook-up! All I ask is for one hook-up that doesn't have anything to do with death, ghosts or ectoplasm is that too much to ask universe!?

lonelyspace-tothink

Yes, Jazz it is.