100% Texas

Howdy. I'm Clay, Dragon of the Earth and 100% Texan. Y'don't get much better than this, I'd have to say. Follow if y'like, I'm still gettin' used to this site. ((Also if you want to learn about the chick who runs this blog, you can!!))

[raiimundo]

Under the influence

[lonestaroftexas]

Are you ingesting the pot-weed.

[lonestaroftexas]

How are you doing?

I'm doin' pretty well, all an' all. Just got done with some mornin' trainin', might be gettin' some lunch soon.

How 'bout yourself?

[lonestaroftexas]

raiimundo replied to your post: I DON’T SEE IT. CLAY ARE YOU MESSING WITH ME. IS THIS LIKE THE TIME SOMEONE TOLD ME TWO PLUS TWO EQUALS FISH?

*Stares* Why are you making that face?

What face?

[lonestaroftexas]

Morning Clay. :)

Mornin' Andy.

[lonestaroftexas]

I DON'T SEE IT. CLAY ARE YOU MESSING WITH ME. IS THIS LIKE THE TIME SOMEONE TOLD ME TWO PLUS TWO EQUALS FISH?

Does this help then?

[lonestaroftexas]

Did u notice that when you put your name all little letters it looks like it says day (clay) Man that's trippy

Holy cow.

Did you know that if you look at the word "bed" it looks like an actual bed?

[raiimundo]

lonestaroftexas replied to your post: lonestaroftexas replied to…

Don’t you “please” me, yer the one who’s actin’ like that, mister.

Yes, but you instigated it…

[lonestaroftexas]

I did nothin'!

[newestvegas]

clay bailey is following me

not sure what he’s expecting

[lonestaroftexas]

[lonestaroftexas]

I don't mind. Go ahead. :)

No offense, but I ahh... I am wonderin' about what you are, really. I aint never seen somethin' like you before I'd have to say.

[lonestaroftexas]

Name's Andrea. But everyone calls me Andy. :)

Well then, nice meetin' ya Andy. 

*He blinks a few times, scratching his chin* You don't mind me askin' a question, do ya?

[lonestaroftexas]

Ah welcome back to tumblr, Clay! owo

Thanks! Though, I haven't really been all that gone. I've been situated more over http://askclaybailey.tumblr.com/ here!

[lonestaroftexas]

[lonestaroftexas]

A poem.

Wet booty, dry booty I hope that one’s my booty Pretty booty, Pity booty Little bitty booty Beautiful booty, caressing the booty Dissing the booty, missing the booty Messing with the booty Oh what a wonderful booty

[lonestaroftexas]

What's your name? :)

'Name's Clay Bailey, nice t'meet'ya Miss...?

*He raises an eyebrow slightly, hoping to get a name out of her*

[lonestaroftexas]

Hello. :)

Howdy ma'am.

[lonestaroftexas]

A poem.

Wet booty, dry booty I hope that one's my booty Pretty booty, Pity booty Little bitty booty Beautiful booty, caressing the booty Dissing the booty, missing the booty Messing with the booty Oh what a wonderful booty

[lonestaroftexas]

Oh right.

I have one 'a these.