When life gives you lemons make a meme out of it

Howdy there stranger and welcome friends to my chaotic blog! One last thing THIS ACCOUNT WILL HAVE SPOILERS SO

[lc-holy]

Cheese!

[memeuplift]

[omghotmemes]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

The way the machine pauses like “should I do this?” before it draws the circle

[bluethealpha]

You can’t forget this one either

[anais-ninja-bitch]

THERE IS A SEQUEL

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Fire Nation Soldiers vs Toph

[acanvasofabillionsuns]

[video ID: a tiktok by @/koreanbeef27. it's titled "Me as a Fire Nation Soldier" and has a person wearing a red shirt lean further into screen, saying, "Hey, Captain," and smiling.

Captain (also wearing a red shirt, but with a black vest over it): Yes, Lieutenant?

Lieutenant: Just wanted to let you know that I quit the army. *awkwardly smiles and gives a thumbs-up*

Captain, angrily: You don't get to just quit the army! You swore an oath to your nation and your Firelord, an oath not easily broken.

Lieutenant: *gesturing while he talks* (denial) Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh, see, that was before a blind toddler walked into my office and folded an iron door into an origami crane. You can officially consider me an Earth Kingdom refugee!

Captain, nervously: Is.. is the toddler on its way here?

Lieutenant: *adjusting their new green shirt* Mhmm!

Captain (also newly in a green shirt, opening a door and leaving as they sing): It's a long, long way to Ba Sing Se! /end ID]

[watercolor-wine]

Aizawa, staring at his ripped sleeping bag: Who shredded it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know

Midoriya: I did, I ripped it-

Aizawa: No, no you didn’t. Kaminari?

Kaminari: Don’t look at me, look at Shinsou

Shinsou: What? I didn’t rip it

Kaminari: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it’s was ripped?

Shinsou: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s ripped

Kaminari: ….suspicious

Shinsou: No it’s not-

Todoroki: If it matters, probably not but, Ashido was the last one near it

Mina: Liar, I don’t even touch that crap

Todoroki: Oh really? Then what were you doing behind Aizawa Sensei’s desk earlier?

Mina: I hide behind the door to try and kick Mineta every morning everyone knows that ROKI-

Midoriya: Ok ok let’s not fight I tore it lemme pay for it Sir

Aizawa: No! Who ripped it?!

Shinsou: Sir, Bakugo’s been awful quiet lately

Bakugo: REALLY?!

Shinsou: Yeah really-

Bakugo: OH MY GOD-

[intelligible screaming]

Aizawa, to Mic later in the lounge: I ripped it. I got stuck inside and had to claw my way out. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and Mineta’s head on a stick

Mic: Good, it was getting a little chummy around here

[kingreywrites]

Dolores + knowing all along that Bruno never left

Bonus:

[liberalsarecool]

#MedicareForAll

[the-library-alcove]

I've said it before, but I'll say it again:

I'm an American living in Germany. I've lived here for four years as of this week (June 2021).

Two and a half years ago, I had a medical emergency in the form of gallstones and an infected gallbladder. I tried to tough it out, like a True American Who Can't Afford Treatment, and ended up in the hospital getting the gallbladder removed. I was brought in on Thursday, had the gallbladder and five gallstones the size of macadamia nuts removed on Saturday, and was home by Tuesday. Total cost, 200 euro.

Back in March, 2021, I saw a visual distortion in my right eye, like an afterimage of looking at something bright for too long. Got seen by the eye doctor that day, got sent to the hospital that day to get a diagnosis--ocular vein occlusion--and spent the following three days getting followup diagnostics, including a full blood panel. I got diagnosed with having elevated levels of homocysteine in my blood, and that turned out to be caused by a genetic disorder that runs in my family (MTHFR-5 mutation) where I can't metabolize B vitamins correctly. And now I'm on modified B vitamins and the difference in my daily life is amazing.

Total cost for the hospital stay and all of the blood tests and eye examinations and other tests?

250 euro.

In my old city in the US--which has a nationally renown hospital--the gallbladder removal costs a year's salary for a minimum wage worker.

US healthcare if you are not wealthy is a bad joke.

[humanitymed]

I remember people saying that in Canada you had to wait months and months to see a doctor....turns out in the US you may still have to wait months to see a doctor...

[lady-redhaired]

Me in 2022 when the pandemic hasn’t ended yet because people don’t know how to act right and I’ve been holed up in my house for three years acquiring a new flavor of crazy, going to open the door for the guy in the hazmat suit that’s come to deliver my groceries

[dianas-shortgalpal]

[hunter-rodrigez]

[tortellini-tankini]

I have yet to see ppl posting about this image that Harvey posted on his IG story….he’s fucking insane for this

[tortellini-tankini]

Everybody go home, this is the best fucking tag I’ve ever gotten on this post

[kitsune-kaos]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdqVhmft/

TikTok

[thotsandpreyers]

[guooey]

https://www.instagram.com/p/COXf-rCHC0s/

[mrevaunit42]

[natalieironside]

[hashtagloveloses]

any time you see someone with an audible subscription, show them how to use libby. (and YES it is international, it really just depends on your library). i changed my grandpa's LIFE by doing that.

[bruzzy]

I’ve had them on the mind lately

[lemonteaflower-deactivated20260]

[anniedraws-deactivated20161204]

lemonteaflower:

You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…  

SOB

[betpisbroken-deactivated2014041]

[altemo3]

we were so close to this ending on a good note… why…

[lemonteaflower-deactivated20260]

this fucking post popped up in my dash again i swear it haunts me since the day i posted it why must it come back why must it always have that last pic attached why did this happen i did not sign for this.

[wadewilson-parker]

Heroes at Home

[sorcerersage-deactivated2025042]

This wouldn’t have happened with Toby Maguire’s Peter Parker

[mysharona1987]

[caitlinfishfood]

oh boy

[princessscrambledpancakes]

this is a Complex Web

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[doctortatertot]

[painlessnostalgia]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

[just-shower-thoughts]

You can be framed easy as fuck. Seriously… If an extremely wealthy/powerful person or group chooses you to be their fall guy, you probably won’t be able to outmaneuver them and prove your innocence.