Slashers with a clumsy S/o
Michael is an asshole so its most likely that he gets entertainment from all your falls or body slams, he doesn’t necessarily help unless he senses you’ll take a particularly bad fall in his mind if he can get shot and still keep going so can you
He won’t help bandage you up unless you really whine, then he’ll begrudgingly help, he manhandles you a lot but he gets the job done this is about the nicest he’s going to get on minor falls
If you happen to fall a lot Michael will safety proof edges you could hurt yourself on and reminds himself not to leave things on the floor but if he gets fed up, he will toss you over his shoulder and throw you on the sofa or bed, you’ll get a nasty glare if you move after he put you there
However with major falls Michael is a bit more concerned, he’ll pick you up and carry you to bed albeit roughly but he’s trying to be mindful for you
If you’re lucky you may wake up to some ice on your bruise but don’t expect a lot and don’t bring it up otherwise you’ll get the cold shoulder from Michael
You scare him every single time, Jason’s anxiety soars especially when you’re outside, with or without his traps you’d manage to fall but he physically recoils when thinking about you falling into one of his traps
Needless to say he’s resorted to carrying you a solid 90% of the time which works for you since essentially you’re always in Jason’s arms, he will let you go if you ask but the whole time he’s restless and ready to catch you
When you fall or walk into something, Jason is instantly all over you checking every inch of your body for injuries just incase, he hates seeing you bruised it makes him feel like he’s not taking care of you and he whines upon finding multiple cuts or bruises
Jason will practically baby proof the cabin for you, he’s filed down all rough edges and kicks himself if he finds anything on the floor you could trip over
If you fall into him, Jason will drop anything in his hands just to catch you and no he won’t be mad about it, he actually likes when you fall into him he finds it cute but he does search frantically for injuries, he’s not exactly the softest landing out there
Bubba gets angsty, he loves you too much to see you hurt even if its only a minor bruise, he’s already asked his brothers and Luda Mae to clean up a bit especially seeing as his brothers mess is usually the reason you’re on the floor 24/7 anyways
Bubba is really caring towards you, he hears a thud or bump and he’s already on his way to make sure you’re okay, he’s working? Not until he knows you’re okay from that trip
There’s nothing more Bubba hates than seeing you bruised up, when you’re both laying together he rubs his hands over your body trying to compensate for not being able to catch you or be there
He has a heart attack if he finds you with his tools and has an even bigger one when you’re on the floor next to his brothers mess all scratched up, yes he will absolutely scold them later he’d do anything for you
Always picks you up no matter your protests saying you’re fine, he frets over you until he determines you’re fine and always patches you up with plasters or ice, he wants you to know he’ll always help you
He’s spend enough time in the walls to know what its like to crash into things and how easy it is, often times its you putting ice and plasters on him so needless to say he can have his moments too
In these situations Brahms mirrors what you do when you care for him taking his time prolonging putting the plaster on so he can spend more time touching you, he always places a kiss over your injury the way you do to him and fully expects reward for his actions
Admittedly when you trip he finds it a tad bit funny so long as you’re not hurt but he often watches you through the walls so he can catch you and be your hero
Speaking of catching you sometimes he positions himself right where you fall so you fall into him and get all blushy, he loves watching you try and compose yourself afterwards
Brahms wont clean up so you don’t fall but he has expressed concern over dangerous places that could actually hurt you to fall or bump into something in, he likes to accompany you into such places as well
Billy can be sneaky when it comes to your clumsiness, he doesn’t put you in danger but he won’t exactly tell you there’s something right at your feet that you’re about to fall over so he can catch you and look good in front of you, bonus points if its in front of his friends
He actually finds it endearing when you trip over your own feet, it boosts his ego each time he ‘stops’ your fall
Now he won’t ever kill you but sometimes he wonders how far you’d get in a chase with ghostface, you’d be a lost cause for sure, sometimes he also thinks of getting Stu to chase you just so he can swoop in to save you, it would make a good alibi
Billy will often carry you after your ‘trips’ checking over for bruising or sprains to him this is the perfect excuse to hold you while watching horror movies for the evening
Takes immense pride in looking after you and being your comfort whenever the pain is too bad to handle that being said his worry is genuine when he finds you near tears after slamming into a table
You two are helpless and each others worst influences when it comes to clumsiness, you’ll trip over the phone chord and Stu will fall over the sofa trying to stop you
There have been multiple occasions where Billy has walked into both of you laughing hysterically on the floor together after tripping over each other, its an ongoing joke that its a date for both of you to fall then ice each other up
Stu loves having someone to match his clumsiness but should you fall too bad he’s quick to come to his senses and pick you up telling jokes as he carries you to the medicine cabinet
No matter if you both removed all furniture from the room you’d both manage to drag each other down usually you both lay there laughing until the other (stu) gets restless and decides to bounce back up
You and Stu play a game of who can save the other after a long day and however many times one of you can stop the other from falling is the amount of kisses you get
Ha loser, if you’re looking for sympathy good luck, the only thing coming from Spaulding is laughter, even if you’re actually hurt badly he’ll still laugh before actually helping
You’ll be the punchline for a good portion of his jokes for the next week this man has no nurturing bone in his body the only reason he’ll stop is if you’re ignoring him and he wants to get laid
If someone else is the cause for you falling or knocking into something though, Spaulding will hit the roof probably either getting up in their faces or directing them to the firefly house even if it was a complete accident you’ll just have to get used to his attitude
If you end up hurt enough to warrant blood or tears, then he’s willing to help you up and toss a few plasters or bandages at you out back, maybe even some of his chicken
Will take the time out of his day to take you to a doctor or hospital if it really is that bad, the store is messy and its no surprise you fall as often as you do but he’ll have a fun time forcing you to take painkillers the whole time
Otis is 100% the type of person to purposely trip you over just to be a dick and make fun of you but after a while he found it much more fun to trip you up and drag you into his lap instead
He does watch out for you despite his usual behavior and harshly tugs you by the arm when he notices you walk into something or trip over, it leaves a mark but hey at least he tried
Like Spaulding, he can trip you up no problem but if anyone else does he’s literally out for blood unless its Baby, she’ll get off with a bunch of colorful words and threats
Otis will pick you up from the floor and carry you to his room acting like you’re a baby and making a huge scene, he doesn’t let you go always saying ‘not my fault you can’t walk’
Despite being a huge ass about the whole thing, he is genuinely concerned when there’s other people around there are so many ways to hurt yourself around a flailing victim and he swears he’s not picking up the pieces
