Toy Story Hentai

Nathen | My whole life is a sex joke

[evilbuildingsblog]

Video game building IRL

[thisismud]

“Where do you work?”

*suspiciously* “Yeah? Where’s it at?”

Oh down by

[governor--megatron]

Me: “Hey darlin’, you wanna go to A Nice Restaurant to eat?”

Her: “Sure thing!  Where??”

Me: *prepares for a “Who’s On First”-esque conversation*

[ht-777]

[i-93]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[as-warm-as-choco]

by https://twitter.com/masaiai6/status/757008917381513217

[j4d3d-dr4gon]

How? 🐠🐱

[catwithbenefits]

You know how your cat always seems to stare off into space? Turns all they’ve been looking at Pokemon all this time. Only now has Niantic given us the technology to see them, too.

[starry-eyed-feline]

Spell Niantic wrong and it’s Nyantic…

Our cat overlords have given us this gift

[understands]

[only80sgifs]

[oooooooo]

[meanboysfromkremlin]

and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him

[mariamedem]

Illustrations for New York Times about regret and how to stop it. Thanks to art director Agnes Lee! 

[justneckbeardthings]

[pinkmoonkitty]

[hinomaru6]

[a-titty-ninja]

[gimme-da-memes-b0ss]

[avakian-kun]

[veinitas]

things to say during sex

nothing

you dont need sex

the lord is watching

amen

[dannyuta]