Achors Away Amirite

Ahoy! I'm Mari (Like Mary) If you're looking for aesthetic and theme this is not the place. It is chaos, enjoy the mishmash of fandoms, memes, and shitposting!

[thehummingbirdsmatter]

I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn't know what today's date was

[honeybeesintheimpala]

Castiel made this meme

[octonauts16]

IT’S GONNA! GONNA! GONNA! GONNA!

[correctopinionhaver]

It's coming

[solely-ashes]

<M>

[longeggboi]

HEY ALL U EASTER BUNNY🐰🐰🐰 HOES!!! Today is 🎉🎉Easter!! You know what that means🤔🤔🤔??? It’s time to HOP over to DADDYS house so he can FUCK😫😫💦💦💦 u like a rabbit!! Gotta get those Easter day cummies!! After u and daddy FUCK 😫💦 then it’s time for ⛪️church⛪️!!! Get ready for that HOLY DICK🍆🍆😍😍 because jesus is CUMMING😩🍆🍑💦 back from the dead today to FUCK THAT EASTER BUNNY PUSSY🐇😩🍆

Thank you for this grandpa

[xeniashrimp]

[freshlydelivereddarce]

TODAYS THE DAY SALAD BOY

[enchantedbook]

'Winter Solstice ' by Kat Lindsay

[im-a-dream-wizard]

I’d wish you a merry Christmas, a happy Yule, and a warm Winter Solstice, but I actually wish you something greater.

May your December be complex. May you enjoy the darkness and relish the cold. May you commune with the spirits of winter. May you lie awake, safe in bed, while the wind howls outside your window. May the gifts you give and receive be thoughtful, not frivolous. May you smell the evergreens on the frigid wind, and the spices from your warm kitchen.

These are sacred nights, unlike any others during the year. I hope we can all see beyond the corporate lights and the plastic of the holidays and seek out the real magic.

[julesofnature]

This is the solstice, the still point of the sun, its cusp and midnight, the year’s threshold and unlocking, where the past lets go of and becomes the future; the place of caught breath, the door of a vanished house left ajar.

'Solstice Poem', by Margaret Atwood

[egypt-museum]

Winter Solstice at Karnak Temple ❄️☀️

▫️Winter Solstice, which usually falls on December 21st, is marked by unique solar alignments, particularly at Karnak Temple, where the sunrise aligns with the temple’s axis, illuminating the shrine to Amun-Ra, who embodied the sun in its daily journey across the sky, representing life, sustenance, and the cycle of day and night.

Amun Ra’s primary cult centre was at Thebes, where the Karnak Temple complex was dedicated to him. It is not certified, but not inconceivable, that the illuminating of the shrine to Amun-Ra was linked to the myth of Ra’s journey through the Underworld at night, symbolizing death and rebirth. This could parallel the idea of the sun’s “rebirth” after the Solstice.

All evidence suggests to us that the Egyptians had a deep understanding of celestial movements, and such understanding is reflected within their mythos, folklore, and even their architectural designs and temple structures. With the alignment of the sun being used almost as a divine measuring tool, dictating the locations and construction of temples, Egyptians developed sanctuaries that align directly with the sun’s movement during the Solstices and Equinoxes to this very day.

Read more

[strawberryjayne]

[ccstcrptc]

Demi’s twin sister. She was locked in a basement her whole life. This picture was taken the first time she went outside. Her name is Poot.

[dogsuffrage]

I remember people talking about how this post was problematic because people actually get locked in basements and therefore finding this funny makes you a bad person. And I lowkey agreed

[paleolithique]

i need people to know that demi dressed up as poot for halloween this year

[halloween-sweets]

[sherrin-liz]

It's finally here ₊°｡☆

[bombcollar]

it’s ween

[corvikari]

It’s Ween

[the-mortuary-witch]

THE SABBATS

credit: thehourofwitchery on pinterest

[fernal-red]

Merry hallo to all, and to all a good ween

[clairelutra]