bad karma's a bitch.

katie. 24. multifandom.

[karolinadeaen]

I have a right to know my own life.                 All right. But I’m not sure it’s going to make you happy.

[rhube]

I love that a defining characteristic of the Master is that he’s just so fucking EXTRA, and with each new Master it’s like, how’re they gonna EXTRA this time?

[dreameater1988]

“That’s the trouble with hope. It’s hard to resist.”

[drugstoreperfumemp3]

Are you all right?

[drugstoreperfumemp3]

We can go together.

[iskwekan]

of course im familiar with the seven deadly sins!! the munchies, super pissed ,  naps, thinking yr hot shit, thinking your friend is hot shit and being mad about it, capitalism, and big sexy

[fanonical]

hermione: i haven't been outside in six hundred days

ron: nice one, practicing responsible social distancing

hermione: huh? no i've just got a lot of books

[0ut-of-my-head]

When I cut my finger, I bleed. That’s human, right? When I overeat, my stomach aches. When I’m happy, I’ll laugh. When I’m upset, I swear. And when I hate someone… for stealing my whole life from me, I kill him.

Princess Renfri (The Witcher)

requested by anonymous

[drugstoreperfumemp3]

Knock yourself out.

[goldring]

HELL FUCKING YEAH fucking PARTY

[vulvva-deactivated20200910]

[selinas-deactivated20251210]

HΘMΣCΘMING: A Film by Beyoncé (2019) dir. Beyoncé Knowles-Carter 

[courtjester69420]

favourite thing about hozier’s songs are that at first listen they’re beautiful prose but  then u listen to it again and u go “wait this is HORNY” 

[banging-shakespeare-memes]

Modern day Shakespeare right infront of us

[niatalksalot-deactivated2021061]

Me, reading The Cruel Prince: What the fuck Taryn!

Me, reading The Lost Sisters: Oh. Okay. Maybe Taryn can redeem herself in the next book.

Me, reading The Wicked King: What the fuck Taryn!

[bananiabooks-blog]

How am I supposed to survive an entire year until the Queen of Nothing is released, after the most tortuous cliffhanger ever?

[wylansvaneck]

so we all agree that prince cardan is an elitist prick (I mean, he is) but let’s also collectively acknowledge the fact that he’s like,, a complete fucking trainwreck of a person:

shows up drunk on the day of his brother’s coronation

copes with having a crush by aggressively writing her name over and over on a crumpled piece of paper

makes out with her while she casually holds a knife to his throat

literally bends himself to her will to prove that he’s trustworthy

gets kidnapped by her ragtag band of thieves & assassins 

then proceeds to drink wine & play cards with them because at this point why not

just wants to drink wine and dissociate in peace tbh

has zero sense of self preservation in general

has huge character flaws that he has no intention of working on

also, extreme cynicism towards self

……is generally really sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying at any given moment

[my-abibliophobia]

Review of the book Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes by Cody O’Brien.

To sum up this book in a single sentence - “What would happen is Deadpool wrote a mythology book.”

Yeah, this guy-

Wrote a book. Here are some examples of why I think this.

GREEK MYTHOLOGY 

The Greek creation myth.

The story of Hephaestus god of Blacksmithing and Aphrodite Goddess of Love.

The story of the Minotaur. 

NORSE MYTHOLOGY

Norse creation myth.

Odin orders Loki to steal Freyja’s necklace. He does. This is so in character for both of them Freyja instantly knows who to blame.  

EGYPTIAN MYTHOLOGY

Ra gets mad at humanity and creates Sekhmet Lion Goddess of Killing Stuff. 

How Isis retrieves her huband’s coffin from the support pillar it got stuck inside.

MAYAN MYTHOLOGY

How to try and kill the god Zipacna and fail. 

CHRISTIANITY MYTHOLOGY

How God made Eve from Adam’s rib. 

The story of how King Solomon judges proper maternal instinct. 

HINDU MYTHOLOGY

Men ask Shiva to stop Kali’s murder rampage.

And this is how he does it. 

JAPANESE MYTHOLOGY

The Goddess Izanami gives birth to the whole island of Japan. 

A story about Tanuki.

AFRICAN MYTHOLOGY

Creation myth

SUMERIAN MYTHOLOGY

Creation myth

The Epic of Gilgamesh: Being born

The Epic of Gilgamesh: Meeting his best friend.

NATIVE AMERICAN MYTHOLOGY

Do I really need to explain why I feel the Merc with a mouth was involved in the retelling here?

[gatoradebong]

Can anyone name one (1) great European achievement from the past 50 years?

[paulwelsey]

scottish twitter 

[spelledslots]

those cat pictures with russian captions 

[mizjoely]

Benedict Cumberbatch

[strangedreamings]

Andrew Scott