i wanna get better

loni ~ 27 ~ cat lady ~ i love you

[catchymemes]

[sailorbrazil]

Hes charging <3

[vespidwasp]

[snorlaxatives]

muffin tins gotta be one of the top five worst dishes to wash by hand. right up there with them fuckass blender blades. all those nooks and crannies like… don’t piss me off

[snorlaxatives]

the people have spoken. also included in that list are whisks, cheese graters, champagne glasses, and apple corers. fuck these kitchen utensils!!! 

[shounendyke]

they should invent a life that is simple and easy to live and full of joy

[hybridcalisthenics]

You CAN do pullups, my friend!

Gym Rings: https://hybridcalisthenics.com/rings Free DIY Rings (Save Money): https://hybridcalisthenics.com/DIYrings

[saint-batrick]

i adore this guy. he’s got such chill energy, and gives clear information on multiple levels of an exercise. i’m disabled and largely bedridden, and having someone that tells you where to start without being condescending in ANY way is…much harder to find than it should be.

[incidentalcomics]

How to Finish

I drew this poster for Jon Acuff and his FINISH book tour. Big thanks to Jon for this collaboration, his book has some great ideas about how to complete creative and life goals.

[dedalvs]

Love this, but reblogging it specifically for “Get rid of secret rules.” That’s one of the most amazing illustrations—and points—I’ve ever seen.

[apricot-studies]

so important especially for perfectionists who procrastinate and never finish, or even start because they set such high standards for themselves.

[slcpunkmoved]

being a jack of all trades master of none is actually so awesome bc i can make the shittest clay sculpture and the ugliest drawing and the sloppiest painting and the worst hand stitches and the wonkiest earrings and it's like. who cares + now im surrounded by lots of different silly things i made with love and care etc

[papaya-inspiration]

My great uncle, who loved cooking and engineering and traveling and far too many other things, always used to say:

"Among the cooks, I am the best engineer, and among the engineers I am the best cook."

I love that. It's one of the things I try to live by.

[bunjywunjy]

the full phrase is "a jack of all trades is master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one"

[lordandgodoftheobvious]

[flintgirl]

self checkout is everything to me. who wrote this

[syn-ack]

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

bi men cant say this and bi men cant reclaim that bi mens gender nonconformity isn't as subversive as gay men bi men oppress gay men blah blah blah i hate you losers just say you dont think bi mens love for men means as much as a gay mans and walk directly into oncoming traffic already

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

bi men can do anything they want actually and i encourage it

[thatbeluga]

thank you OP i am off to commit some high treason

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

godspeed king

[spectrealenko]

as a southerner i just have to say that we as a society can’t allow people to keep spelling y’all as ya’ll like. y’all means “you all” the apostrophe can’t go in the middle of the word all. it’s not you a’ll. ya’ll isn’t anything. it isn’t real.

[beardedmrbean]

Marbles

[i-am-dulaman]

[spwr-throwaway-deactivated20220]

[unclefather]

stop letting me live rent free in your head and let me live rent free in your HOUSE

[kalichnikov]

I can't donate my body to science what if it goes to a medical school and when the students crack open my torso and the professor says "I'm sorry these are the stupidest organs I've ever seen"

[funnytwittertweets]

[catasters]