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[ilovejevsjeans]

Dan, Dan Daaaan. (Pulls on shirt) Talk to me Dan. 

[threecylinders]

Drabble 6

Now before I’m off for the weekend: more to read! My hopeless inconsistency with these can be explained by saying that I’m taking these as nice little practices, yes? No? Ah crap. But. Request by @sa-k-ito, pairing Pierre Gasly/Stoffel Vandoorne and the prompt was 7: blue. I really don’t know whether one-sided pining does the trick, but I still hope it’s acceptable! :3

Sapphire

Pierre Gasly/Stoffel Vandoorne

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Pierre is a synonym of blue, comes Stoffel to conclude after admiring Pierre from his both respectful and fearful distance long enough.

Afficher davantage

[wolff--cub]

i know Mark Webbah didn’t mean to call Ocon “Estebon” but yes he is a good Este

[loo-is-here]

That's a pun I can live with

[kimiraikkonens]

Kimi and the camera: the two sides

Us GP 2016 vs. Belgian GP 2018

[cream-and-punishment]

Me trying to remember the last time Kimi Raikkonen had a race without any fucking problem:

[murraywalker]

The damage to Charles’s halo..

📷: LAT IMAGES

[godbastian-deactivated20201108]

I am missing niki in the garage silently judging everything toto does

[romanbaroque]

highlight of the race

[c4stelle]

seriously though what was that necessary for

[justagirlrambling]

The difference between Seb and Kimi in team meetings is exactly what you’d expect it to be 😂

[verriciardo]

I am dying

[f1textsfromlastnight]

[sisuf1]

[formula1hoe]

F1 Drivers If They Weren’t Drivers

Lewis Hamilton - Accountant - Do you remember how dorky looking he was before he actually embraced his fame - He looked like his dad (he would do anything to get food on the table) Valtteri Bottas - Ice hockey player - He won’t deny the screaming Finn inside of him Sebastian Vettel - Teacher, most likely history - He just gives me teacher vibes - Appreciates students efforts Kimi Raikkonen - Olympic skier - The Finns just can’t escape - He would wear his sunglasses™ on the slopes Daniel Ricciardo - Police Officer - Oh god Daniel in a police uniform Max Verstappen - College Student - Most likely studying Engineering - Tries to be a Frat guy, but is too awkward Carlos Sainz Jr. - Zoologist - He just wants constant contact with a Meerkat - He walks around the zoo with a meerkat on his shoulder Nico Hulkenberg - Bartender - The type that protects people from creepy drunks Fernando Alonso - Football Player - Real Madrid’s star player Stoffel Vandoorne - Professional Cyclist - Has won the Tour De France already Felipe Massa - Child Psychologist - Likes to help people with their problems Lance Stroll - No job - Just dating models since he got his dad’s money (Kind of like Chloe Green) Sergio Perez - Math Teacher - Always wearing fancy clothes even though he teaches at a public High School Esteban Ocon - Frat college guy - Studying business, but is mainly in college to act like a bad boy (IN reality he’s a softie) Romain Grosjean - Teacher - The one that stands there and says “I’ll wait” as this students keep talking Kevin Magnussen - Factory/ construction worker - Just wants money for food Pascal Wehrlein - Student - Wants to become a vet Marcus Ericsson - Yoga Instructor - We all saw that pic, the boy can bend Pierre Gasly - Photographer - Travels constantly just to take pics Brendon Hartley - Surfing instructor - The Kiwi in him definitely comes out - His hair screams surfer Bonus: Charles Leclerc - Model - He grew up in Monaco, with those looks he was definitely not going to have a “normal” job Jenson Button - Pilot - Just take a second and imagine him in a pilot suit greeting his passenger *melt*

[loo-is-here]

I SWEAR TO GOD IF NO ONE WRITES A FANFIC ABOUT THAT I WILL

[romeorosso]

via Hartwall Original Long Drink

[nanoalonso]

[illegaile]

[neymarhamilton]

Japanese Grand Prix 2017

[581ism]

“Like a ship, a car should be named after a girl, as it’s sexy.” - Sebastian Vettel, 2009

The names Sebastian Vettel has given his cars throughout his Formula One career. {2008 - 2017}