coffee, coffee, and maximum attack

[n] a marshmallow in human form slapping everything in one blog. mostly motorsports, but also everything random from arts to star trek. 💜!

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"It's the Mad Hatter's tea party and we're all invited - I can't wait!"

Craig Breen 2.2.1990 - 13.4.2023

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the only version of Martijn's insta story I'm willing to accept

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thierry’s sparkly jacket is a vibe

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is the pinnacle of motorsport in the room with us

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[kinuskikakku]

Ainoat lapset: Se ois ihan varmasti taianomaista idylliä jos olis sisaruksia. 🥹

Ne, joilla on sisaruksia: … joten mä päätin etten enään ikinä puhu niistä kellekään jotten päätyisi vankilaan väkivaltarikoksesta.

[redlightspellsdaanger]

Martijn video interview here.

A chaque spéciale, je suis fier de notre manière de travailler. Et on le fait très bien très bien ensemble. Je ne dirais pas que Thierry m’étonne, mais c’est quand même un grand Monsieur ! 

The way you could see his eyes smiling when he said that they work well together and how he called him a "grand monsieur".

I can't.

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Thank you for the link!

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Mälkonen reacts to co‑driving split with Pajari – DirtFish

WRC – Enni Mälkönen won the WRC2 title and lost her place alongside Sami Pajari on the same day

“I won a championship so I need to sack my co-driver” is the worst piece of reasoning I’ve ever heard, and Enni has a lot more composure than I have because Sami would have that intercom shoved up his backside if I was in her shoes

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4 seasons from rookie to world champion

(@officialwrc on insta)

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and when Thierry said in his DirtFish interview that "it's a big reward for all the hard work we've put into the fight this year, but even more for all the other years, especially the few last [years] with Martijn where we have been really on it all the time and working hard to achieve our dream"... like, man, Martijn really just appeared out of nowhere to dig the best out of Thierry.

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I felt the official WRC season video was really lacking in idiots so here we are. Now featuring 100% more dumbassery and bitching with a soupçon of shipping

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Rally TV is going to show this at least another 20 times so here’s a better version

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I was trying wipe an old laptop yesterday to take for recycling and handed it over to R, who works in IT. there were some jpg files that just refused to delete and typically he got tunnel vision on this and spent hours trying to figure it out, which he eventually did. and then he tells me that the undeletable files were topless photos of nico rosberg lmao

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sksjskskdkd Martin you idiot potato what are you DOING

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“…obsessed with your co-driver” yeah, that can happen

[loveisworry]

i simply don't think it's fair that I have to worry about ogier!!!!!! i went into the year prepared to worry about elfyn and ott and that is enough!!!!!!!!!! ogier go home and stay home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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had to reblog again because i'm dying at this again and also, as my wife just pointed out, why aren't Thierry and Martijn holding hands :'D