look around. be flabbergasted.

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“Hey, so what’s House of Cards about?”

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Flacko

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Visit my blog for more

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How Obama joked: here is a video of my birth *shows clip from Lion King*

How Trump jokes: haha my vice president wants to kill all the gay people

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Hey future historians, please note that although tumblr is a fountain of hyberbolic sarcasm, there is exactly 0% sarcasm or hyperbole in this post.