[lookbellaitsaworm]

In this world you either know your little brown birds or you know your gull spp. If you know neither you’re a normal person. If you know one or the other you’re a birder. If you know both, Roger Tory Peterson himself comes to your door. And well. I shan’t say what he does to you.

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[emily-e-draws]

this platform sure is decayed

[pigeonaday]

A pigeon I made to use as an asset for an emoji blog I run, since there's only a dove emoji but not a regular pigeon

[edgarallennope]

Born to read Sherlock Holmes fanfiction, forced to Exclude -> Fandoms -> Sherlock (BBC TV 2010).

[chiropteracupola]

It's Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest. just how Every day of my life will be Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest, on account of how I am Never Ever Going There.

[vetchtibbles]

I think I’m falling behind in pop culture can we stop writing books and making movies until I catch up. something crazy is about to happen to gilgamesh

[thepoisonroom]

former directioners are to tumblr what the iowa writers' workshop is to the landscape of modern american fiction

[robertreich]

Congress is now considering the appropriations bill for the Department of Homeland Security, whose funding runs out at the end of January. Call your members of Congress and tell them to vote NO on any bill that increases ICE's funding. Please demand that the DHS appropriations bill prohibit ICE and Border Patrol agents from carrying guns and that it unambiguously declare that agents do not have absolute immunity under the law if they harm civilians. Also tell them that any bill must restrict ICE and Border Patrol’s ability to conduct dragnet arrest operations and target people based on their race, language or accent. And the bill must clarify that ICE agents are liable under civil and criminal law if they harm civilians. Do this as soon as you can. To reach your representative or senator, call the U.S. Congressional Switchboard at [phone]. Tell them the state and city where you live. They will connect you to any member’s office.

[lonelyroommp3]

exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator's narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight

[sailor-v]

kinuko y. craft early 2000s fantasy book covers my beloveds

[70sscifiart]

Me, on monday

[sleepyjim2]

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

[emwheezie]

"time heals all wounds" WRONG. time is chasing me with a knife

[crystalcrossing-remade-deactiva]

shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

[allegedly-human]

As is tradition in tumblr culture the locals unearth the corpse of a long deceased figure and drag it across the streets merrily, laughing at what is preserved of the person’s words. This custom, seen as morbid in other cultures, is instead done gleefully and with an unmatched enthusiasm

[theobsessedone]

affirmations from the knives out gang ☺️

[dtwoff-deactivated20260402]

Okay guys it's November we need to become serious people again and start listening to Leonard Cohen every day