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“pretty boy :3” i say. to my screen. on which there is a middle aged man deep in despair

#misc #pretty boy #love it when they do that #the despair #and the pretty #(mostly the despair)#personal favs #100 #500 #1k #2k #3k #4k #5k #greatest hits

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breakfastless behavior

nutmegs-tired

The hobbits @ Aragorn

#lotr

Big fan of the Lord of the Rings fandom because whenever the plot gets questionable the answer is usually something something Silmarillion

#and that’s all we need #nothing in that book makes any sense #fifty years and we’re still trying to figure out what the hell was going on in there #lotr #lord of the rings #the silmarillion

Content to know that if a piece of canon is written in the Silmarillion I will just never know what the hell Tolkien was up to

#jrr tolkien #the silmarillion #lotr #lord of the rings

viralfrog

#lotr

powerfulwizard

dobby was only there in the lord of the rings to cockblock sam and frodo. whenever it looked like frodo was about to shoot his shot dobby was just like whats is potatoses master

#laugh rule #lotr

This may be my darkest moment

#the hobbit

blckbnnt

Is it ok if I say OFMD would have been better if stede and ed were women

blckbnnt

People are asking why when the answer is simple. Women are better

#ofmd

Very odd to be uncritical of anyone in public office

#including mamdani btw #blah blah #politics #like we do actually get to criticize elected officials #why genuinely. why would we not #if they fuck up they get to know they fucked up

Now that’s a multitude I just don’t contain

#blah blah #misc

blckbnnt

Anyone got any bagginshield pirate AU recs…..

sunnyrosewritesstuff

I absolutely do OP! Feast and be merry!

Keep Your Feet by diemarysues- Pirate Thorin meets Merman Bilbo to help him take back his homeland.

All Ahead, Full Sail by durinsheir- (WIP) Similar premise as above with Pirate Thorin and Merman Bilbo, but the world building in this one is so good!

To the sea, to the sea by savagedream- (WIP) Pirate Thorin kidnaps Prince Bilbo, and the poor guy goes from not even being able to lace his boots to helping the company.

blckbnnt

Kisses you on the mouth

#bagginshield