Mid Tier Chinese Propaganda

Inaccurate name translations, half remembered quotes and dubious historical accuracy (Traditional) Chinese/English 琴棋書畫樣樣不通，專業屎坑關刀。 冇腦 9up 源源不絕，廢文如水滔滔。

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原來飲料品牌叫道地不叫道知

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漫畫家叫空知英秋不叫空知春秋

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Honestly the outlandish horse names in historical romances are not that bizarre when compared to modern horses.

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原來飲料品牌叫道地不叫道知

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離騷好長。

[Li Sao is really long. Is he jumping or not? / I'm going to starve]

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一壺濁酒喜相逢，兩杯泰奶喝肚疼。

勸君更盡卅銖茶，東出海關無故人。

｛一壶浊酒喜相逢，两杯泰奶喝肚疼。

劝君更尽卅铢茶，东出海关无故人。｝

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I bought MHR on Switch.

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Master of Style Utsushi refuses to shut up and talks to me, an HR 2 hunter, like I've never hunted in my life.

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The HR 4 hunter MUST be Kamura's last line of defence. Definitely. They must be competent.

Just this morning Master of Style Utsushi was telling me to drink a potion.

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The lack of old world "areas" in Rise has lead to a hilarious phenomenon. When a monster is low HP, it limps away at 75% the speed of light to the next area.

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Went back to GU for a spin, wirebugs have nothing on adept db and valour gs.

The Generations is truly Ultimate.

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Qin Shi Huang is the basis for all alchemy.

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Went to an arcade for the rhythm games.

>Put on gloves professionally >Eats shit and fails chart professionally

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沐而冠的猴子到底和封樹為五大夫互嗆什麼。

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曹丞相瘋了似的找關羽叫什麼？

忠義病

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羽邦叫什麼？

刀俎魚肉

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所以我搭超久飛機旅行。

秦始皇、西楚霸王、漢高祖本紀都下載了。

漢不漢⋯𡅅⋯由天吧。

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項羽死得真帥。

虞姬這件事為什麼感覺是靠史記一句編的。

項王是吉祥物嗎？出埸晃兩圈啥仗都不用打了。

呂不韋被綠了。

對民生的篇幅太少了吧。

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所以我搭超久飛機旅行。

秦始皇、西楚霸王、漢高祖本紀都下載了。

漢不漢⋯𡅅⋯由天吧。

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Investiture of the Gods goes so fast from "spear blocks halberd" to "mythologic insta-kill shuriken" to "I am a cultivator from Scafell Pike and I play the bagpipes"

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Post things that could not be waterboarded out of you on social media

Give irl social media handle

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Profit