Putting Zhuge Liang in Situations

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[andwhatnot1]

I'm sorry to everyone who started following me for wholesome content and watched me shed my facade, revealing that I'm a perverted individual.

[zhoudadudugongjin]

[andwhatnot1]

The Heat. The Scorching Sun. These Days..

[wanshoudijun]

i have found out it will require me to stand outside my house about 30 meters away to be able to access tumblr. fuck you standing there for at 3 am posting old man yaoi

[wanshoudijun]

guess what

good news for jiajing fans (me obviously)

good news for longqing fans too (if there is one, i guess i can be that too). will make a seperate it’s so good it deserves its own post

PAY RESPECT TO HIS MAJESTY, JIAJING HUANGDI. BIXIA!!

remember his crash out like an abused child in a violence household. i remember my mother’s yelling and hurling very well, mama. mother,, don’t be mad…

distraught. hai rui. distraught. unfilial son.

[wanshoudijun]

continue my zhu yuanzhang’s hu jun watching. will make this an entire thread. no one cares but i CARE

currently we are ‘have some cheeseburger kitten’ reaching for another pancake

noticing that every zhu yuanzhangs seem to love to eat… food starvation trauma…. these little details

[wanshoudijun]

‘big pancake!!’

WAHHHHHH BABY BABY EAT ALL YOU WANT BABY KITTY EAT ALL YOU WANT KITTY

[wanshoudijun]

empress ma really did a charity feeding homeless stray meow meow i’m so hungry

why couldn’t he stay this docile until the end. tamable. belly rubs

[wanshoudijun]

on the side note, i like xu da in imperial age more. purely based on his vibes and looks. this one looks more military burly zhang fei sort of person. but in the other hand, imperial age👅

somehow appears more scholar official-ish (which is probably historically inaccurate) . gave him whole new personality

[wanshoudijun]

this is something that should’ve happened with liu bei and zhang fei pouring water noises everyone’s flabbers were gasted

he was wet that day, so to say. thoroughly wet

[wanshoudijun]

liu bowen, it’s finally time for you to shine ! as zhuge liang’s archetype blueprint, it’s natural for one to love liu bowen. liangliang took after you so much

and your eating + whump game is insane too

nom nom nom

NOOOOOO WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOOOO

[wanshoudijun]

got home safe and sound in the end. but i doubt he pissed his pants a little ouuuu i’m so scared, wetting… ahem sorry. great day for a frail scholar fan. drools

(he was played by wang jinsong in imperial age… no offense to the man he is brilliant i just can’t do it)

[wanshoudijun]

‘i am in such a pitiful state, you shouldn’t have seen me like this’

‘no, i am not seeing anything ugly at all’

not bottom4bottom but bottom supports bottom. first time i see military and scholar being kittens curled up together purring

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

are the mods fighting?

hello! by mod I’m assuming you mean me, the social media intern, and the interns of qsh/sejong/other ancient asian guys

not to my knowledge? I like grand theft carbohydrates and I don’t know who works for sejong but they seem cool

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

i, the unpaid social media intern of qin shi huang ...---... under no duress and of my own free will and volition ...---... reject the legitimacy of these pretenders ...---... i wholeheartedly condemn the actions of these other social media interns ...---... whom i do not like or respect or find funny at all ...---...

[qin-shi-huang-di]

ahahahah! at least my intern is LOYAL!

[qin-shi-huang-di]

hang on, what is the meaning of those dots and dashes?

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

hahaha just a little decorative filigree to spruce up bixia's blog!!!!!

[qin-shi-huang-di]

ok! yay!

[qin-shi-huang-di]

i'm such a trendsetter ❤️

[caozihuanismyson]

pi

[fraactals]

amazing use of the soundtrack in this scene. cao pi finally taking his brother's place after his successful scheme to make cao zhi a 'betrayer' in his father's eyes (im going to look over how a lot of it was sloppily executed for now. i'll put a pin in this for now to see if i still agree later: i think a lot of this show's problems are around the writing of sima yi). he's kneeling, but he's also ascending, this is the moment it started, how he became his father's heir, became king of cao wei. and the way cao cao keeps monstrously saying to first cao pi, then cao zhi, now cao pi again: you are the son that is most similar to me.

when he said it the first time to cao pi, it was only half a compliment. when he said it to cao zhi, he meant it aspirationally. now it's a full compliment from cao cao, but we the audience know better: the reason cao pi is most like his dad of all 25 sons is because of their wild ambition, their refusal to bow to anyone else or to be bound by common morality, their willingness to do harm to further their own aims. it's not a compliment, it's more of an unfortunate fact

such are the men who become kings in such times

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[wanshoudijun]

as a die-hard fan of chen baoguo you would notice he always do the hands on hip pose for some reason in younger years

why

you are not pregnant

[andwhatnot1]

Speaking of spring and autumn period, Goujian and Fuchai. I don't know if I ever talked about it, but I thoroughly enjoyed The great revival. By enjoyed I mean that it was like having a road roller flatten me. 10/10.

[wanshoudijun]

my favorite scene in the great revival is the part where goujian pulled out a hand puppet and played with it in front of a kid

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

This “reading” thing is fascinating…listening to other people’s perspectives deepens the human experience and could inform my benevolent rule!

[qin-shi-huang-di]

#unreality

[king-sejong-the-great]

No, no, wait a minute. I think he might have a point here.

[qin-shi-huang-di]

블로그 삭제!!!!!!

[king-sejong-the-great]

You're right! A phonemic alphabetic syllabary based on the actual pronunciation of the words in the language used is certainly a much more conducive way of encouraging literacy among the greater population, allowing the common folk to express (in writing) concepts and terms which the written ideograms of the great Middle Kingdom are not well-suited for (given the great differences in our languages)!

Such increased literacy would allow even the common folk of our kingdom to read the great works of the Confucianists, thus promoting loyalty, filial piety, and virtuous behavior!

I'll have my scholars get to work on it right away!

[swordsman-jing-ke]

LOL it seems we have met the anti-qin shi huang

I was going to cherrypick some highlights out of king sejong’s wikipedia to make him look good, but it turns out its basically all highlights

created think tanks and research grants for doctors and scholars

created an alphabet for the korean people that is easier to write AND better suited to the language.

disseminated ideas by establishing schools, cultural institutions, innovations the the printing press, and the preservation of rare books, leading to a flourishing of art, culture, and intellectual thought

elevated marginalised classes

created policies for the humane treatment of prisoners

forbade imprisonment of people over 70 or under 15

maternity AND paternity leave

also did i mention he was taking steps to ease his son into politics and ensure a smooth transition of power, while he was still alive to do so?

[qin-shi-huang-di]

FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS

LOOK! he failed to totally unify the coinage! AND HE STOLE MY DESIGN!!!!!

AHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAILURE YOU’RE OWNED YOU’RE SO OWNED

[strike-the-zither]

um -_- his face is literally on the money -_-

[qin-shi-huang-di]

DELETE YOUR FUCKING BLOGS

[its-not-a-pen]

FINISH HIM!!!!!

the old ipad's karked it for good this time: here's a sketchbook drawing instead

[andwhatnot1]

This is how posting on tumblr and then disappearing for half a month again feels like

[wanshoudijun]

yan shifan’s soul is pure, yan shifan’s soul is cute and round. yan shifan’s soul is spotless, what are you talking about?

[romanceyourdemons]

the sword of goujian fucks me up. it was underwater for 2000+ years and it’s still sharp. that’s the kind of sword you’re supposed to use to defeat an ancient evil

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

Cute Date Idea!

Fight me to the death outside the hubei provincial museum with the sword of goujian and his arch nemesis’s spear of fuchai.

[andwhatnot1]

Speaking of spring and autumn period, Goujian and Fuchai. I don't know if I ever talked about it, but I thoroughly enjoyed The great revival. By enjoyed I mean that it was like having a road roller flatten me. 10/10.

[wanshoudijun]

having rather an indecisive opinion about hu jun’s zhu yuanzhang

chen baoguo’s zhu yuanzhang is no doubt super femboy cute kawaii. i have no vague opinion on him. usually this apply to the concept of the character too = zhu yuanzhang is awawawawa baby

but hu jun’s zhu yuanzhang… one second he is wawa

another second he is not, because hu jun was a very masculine man and once filmed ‘teaching young chinese men how to be a real men’(lmao). that he also played fuchai, this is too complex, chen daoming’s goujian needs his alpha

（sweaty and homoerotic)

what i supposed to think with hu jun’s zhu yuanzhang…. personally, would wawa

peace and love, everyone. being a manly man doesn’t mean you can’t be dominated by your wife or younger men. ultimately, it was a gb