Cory in the House Fan Blog

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[loolieabc]

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[conbiniiko]

white girl: you idiot i wanna hold your stupid hand and kiss your dumb face

me: bitch what u say to me

[purrsevere]

smooth

[thebootydiaries]

i hate small talk . i wanna talk about atoms , death , magic , intellect , the meaning of life , the size of your feet , are they clean , how much do you charge for

[queenofclassandsassxo]

I don’t like small talk either, or immaturity and lack of emotional intimacy

[thebootydiaries]

did you ….. read .. the post …..

[dungeondaddy69]

Small talk is dumb, let’s drink in silence and leave the universe to our intoxicated selves

[thebootydiaries]

please read my post please

[meanplastic]

[reysjwalker-deactivated20160320]

I know this is supposed to be funny, but does it horrify anyone else that social media is being used by employers to monitor how happy we are to be slaves to capitalism and if we aren’t 1000% enthusiastic about having to work, you’re immediately terminated? He says “Good luck with your no money, no job life” but the implication is pretty clear–”Good luck starving to death because you didn’t live to serve me/my company” 

So if you express a feeling about your job/working/capitalism on your own social media space that doesn’t please your employers, you’re punished.

Holy fuck

This is some dystopian shit right here

[wan-shailu]

This is actually illegal in the US, by the way. There’s a thing called the National Labor Relations Act that protects your right to complain about your job (the reasoning being if you can’t complain you can’t find other employees with similar complaints to start a union with).

If this happens to you, you should file a complaint with the National Labor Relations Board. Source: http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/jurisprudence/2013/01/complaining_about_your_job_on_facebook_the_national_labor_relations_board.html

And: http://mynlrb.nlrb.gov/link/document.aspx/09031d4580e8c5f4

[medusamaybe]

I have always been uncomfortable with this post and I’m so glad queerjoseph was able to put it into words for me

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

its so gross to me that there are people on this website who were born in 2001

[forever-is-a-war-deactivated201]

*cough* YOU GOT A PROBLEM BITCH *cough* ahem no sorry I didn’t say anything

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

[maisonderriere]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[sleepallsummer]

archeologists: are you wearing the- 500-year-old skeleton found in the london river: the chanel boots? yeah i am

[lauren-eliza-weirdo]

[loopygifz]

[abocadoinferno]

[dontbeanassbutt]

do you ever think about the impact “this bitch empty” girl?? Like she created a whole new verb that has a very specific meaning but pretty much all millennial and gen zs understand it. do you think she knows the scale of what she’s done??? because honestly what a legend

[eightmonkeys-deactivated2022090]

eats a grape and a slice of cheese simultaneously: ratatouille

[thebootydiaries]

i hate small talk . i wanna talk about atoms , death , magic , intellect , the meaning of life , the size of your feet , are they clean , how much do you charge for

[scumisdead-deactivated20181126]

wine expert voice: Hmm… definite woke aftertones… and is that a hint of fam I’m tasting? Overall this selection is bae.

[420moshdad]

[memewhore]

[thebootydiaries]

you (has waffles for breakfast, goes to parties, been to ikea): do u listen to drake

me (eats the bark of the rare almond tree for its classy unique taste, spends friday nights studying gregorian chants, refers to my classmates as “brethren” out of respect): whom?

[luxia-the-unicornv]

That’s not even how you use whom, I’ve got a headache now

[thebootydiaries]

hello my fellow intelligent sapiosexual pupil, whom are you? i don’t recall