looneyveee

Looney Tunes Incorrect Quotes

[looneyveee]

𝗦𝘆𝗹𝘃𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿: He likes me?

𝗗𝗮𝗳𝗳𝘆: *sarcastic clapping* Bingo! Give this person a coconut.

[looneyveee]

𝗗𝗮𝗳𝗳𝘆: If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you’re impressed.

𝗕𝘂𝗴𝘀: But you do know better.

[looneyveee]

𝗦𝘆𝗹𝘃𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿: Do you cook?

𝗗𝗮𝗳𝗳𝘆: I baked a cake once.

𝗕𝘂𝗴𝘀: Yeah, it was good.

𝗗𝗮𝗳𝗳𝘆: Really?

𝗕𝘂𝗴𝘀: Don’t make me lie twice, Daff.

[looneyveee]

𝗗𝗮𝗳𝗳𝘆: This date is boring.

𝗕𝘂𝗴𝘀: This isn’t a date. I said I was going to the store.

𝗗𝗮𝗳𝗳𝘆: Then why did you invite me?

𝗕𝘂𝗴𝘀: I didn’t, I specifically said “Don’t come with me” then you said “Fuck you, I’ll do whatever I want!”

[looneyveee]

𝗕𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗕𝗲𝗲𝗽: You in the mood for a quickie?

𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗘: *struggling to breath* Wh-What??

𝗕𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗕𝗲𝗲𝗽: A quickie. You know one of those egg things?

𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗘:

𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗘: You mean a FUCKING QUICHE.

[looneyveee]

𝗗𝗮𝗳𝗳𝘆: Can you please keep it down? I’m trying to think.

𝗕𝘂𝗴𝘀: Don’t worry. Trying anything for the first time is hard.

[looneyveee]

𝗦𝘆𝗹𝘃𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿: I can’t believe we’re stuck in this room together.

𝗣𝗲𝗽𝗲, 𝘀𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗸𝗲𝘆: Truly unfortunate.

[looneyveee]

𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗘: This is so frustrating! I hate everything! I hate everybody!

𝗕𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗕𝗲𝗲𝗽, 𝘃𝗼𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴: Everybody?

𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗘, 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴: Everyone except you.

[looneyveee]

𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗘: Sorry, I’m late.

𝗕𝘂𝗴𝘀: What happened?

𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗘: Nothing. I just really didn’t want to come.

[looneyveee]

[in a group chat]

𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗘: for the last time “your” and “you’re are not the same!

𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗘: “your” is a possessive, and “you’re” is a contraction of “you are”

𝗕𝘂𝗴𝘀: my fire

𝗗𝗮𝗳𝗳𝘆: the one

𝗕𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗕𝗲𝗲𝗽: desire

𝗦𝘆𝗹𝘃𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿: believe

𝗣𝗲𝗽𝗲: when I say

𝗕𝘂𝗴𝘀: I

𝗗𝗮𝗳𝗳𝘆: WANT

𝗕𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗕𝗲𝗲𝗽: IT

𝗦𝘆𝗹𝘃𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿: THAT

𝗣𝗲𝗽𝗲: WAY

𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗘: that’s it. I’m blocking all of you

[ Wile E has left the group chat]

[looneyveee]

𝗦𝘆𝗹𝘃𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿: That’s ridiculous! Pepe does not have a crush on me.

𝗕𝘂𝗴𝘀: Yes he does.

𝗗𝗮𝗳𝗳𝘆: Yes he does.

𝗣𝗲𝗽𝗲: Yes I do.

[looneyveee]

*over the phone*

𝗣𝗲𝗽𝗲: I put a little note in your bag to tell you I love you.

𝗦𝘆𝗹𝘃𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿: *opens bag*

𝗦𝘆𝗹𝘃𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿: Pepe, this is a 10-page letter.

[looneyveee]

𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗘: Suddenly I feel so tired.

𝗕𝘂𝗴𝘀: You’re a scientist. Are you not used to this by now?

𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗘: Ah, but my kind of science. The kind you can do sitting on a chair or … laying on a couch.

[looneyveee]

𝗗𝗮𝗳𝗳𝘆: *walks around whole holding a lightbulb over his head*

𝗕𝘂𝗴𝘀: Daffy, what are you-

𝗗𝗮𝗳𝗳𝘆: Shush! I’m trying to get a brilliant idea! Don’t bother me!

𝗕𝘂𝗴𝘀: That would be a first.

[looneyveee]

𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗘: Can you tuck me in?

𝗕𝘂𝗴𝘀: You just handed me a shovel.

𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗘: Yeah, just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can, thanks.

[looneyveee]

𝗗𝗮𝗳𝗳𝘆: I’m so useless.

𝗕𝘂𝗴𝘀: Nah, you’re not.

𝗕𝘂𝗴𝘀: You can be used as a bad example.

[looneyveee]

𝗕𝘂𝗴𝘀: How petty can you get?

𝗗𝗮𝗳𝗳𝘆: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.