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Wile E x Road 'Roadie' Runner Headcanons

Ah, Wileroad...one of my FAVORITE LT couples. @sillymoonboi, this one's for you!

-The two like to go on runs together. Wile E is literally one of the ONLY Toons who can keep up with Roadie outside of Speedy and Roadie appreciates that the coyote doesn’t try to make him slow down. He just lets him run.

-Since they started dating and not fighting, Roadie sometimes purposefully gets himself caught in Wile E.’s traps to show Wile E that he shouldn’t give up…he’s a hard and smart worker and Roadie absolutely LOVES that about him.

-Wile E is VERY good at doing Roadie’s feathers. He often brushes through them carefully and plays with the top feathers a little bit to make Roadie giggle.

-Sometimes, when Roadie is feeling upset and embarrassed at struggling with reading (I HC Roadie to be dyslexic), Wile E reads some of his own favorite books out loud to him. He purposefully changes some of the wording in the book to make it easier for Roadie to follow along.

-Being that its his first relationship in…well, EVER. Wile E is TERRIFIED of messing things up or driving Roadie away. Roadie, in the meantime, is terrified that one day, Wile E will stop the chase and completely give up. In short, they can BOTH overdo their efforts to keep the other happy at times.

-Roadie is ABSOLUTELY the more protective one of the two. Anyone that so much as LOOKS at Wile E wrong instantly gets a face full of roadrunner. He is admittedly a little jealous of when people flirt with or try to distract Wile E…he doesn’t get all possessive or anything. He just one ups them in showing who Wile E CLEARLY belongs to.

-One of their favorite activities is looking at the stars and trying to find constellations together. Wile E has a habit of naming every star he sees in the sky. Roadie likes to indulge this habit by making up his own constellations.

-Roadie and Wile E are instantly aware of where the other is at all times. No matter how far apart they are, they know where the other is and when they’ll come back to the exact date and time.

-Wile E is one of the few people who Roadie feels safe with in releasing his emotions. In front of others, Roadie constantly tries to keep a smile and bright positive attitude…so with Wile E., who doesn’t judge, doesn’t expect anything of him, it feels like a breath of fresh air.

-Roadie knows Wile E frets about being seen as a failure, and he’s slowly whittling that away…Wile E is SO smart and SO determined and that’s not what makes a failure. That’s what makes someone strong.

-Neither of them are too fond of “technology activities” or the idea of “taking breaks” from each other. To them, it’s a waste. Their attention should ALWAYS be on the other.

-Wile E sometimes makes specialized blueprints and miniatures of Roadie’s favorite traps as gifts to him. Roadie absolutely adores them.

-Wile E is BIG on nicknames. He loves to call Roadie “my oasis”, “my zephyr”, or even more romantic ones like “my heart". Roadie isn’t as big on nicknames as Wile E. is but he can’t find it in his heart to tell Wile E to stop. Plus, it does make him feel all giddy inside.

-Roadie likes to catch and give Wile E fresh food to show him affection. He knows Wile E often struggled with hunger so he feels it’s the least he can do in making it up to him now that they’re dating.

-Wile E isn’t big on PDA. Neither is Roadie. Even so, they are RARELY apart from each other, sticking to each other like glue. When they do fight, they avoid each other completely. And even that’s super rare.

-Wile E hasn’t tried to catch anyone else since he began dating Roadie. Chasing someone else feels like…cheating. Disloyalty. He has the catch of his life right in his palms so he reasons why would he need to chase anyone else?

-Wile E. is very attentive to Roadie as a whole and what he likes and dislikes. He knows Roadie doesn’t like swimming water so he purposefully avoids any water activity.

-While Roadie has stopped beeping Wile E off of cliffs…he still sneaks up on and startles Wile E. It’s too ingrained of a habit for him to truly stop.

-Ever since they started dating, Roadie has purposefully led Wile E on several chases with several goodies left for him and an incredibly sweet surprise waiting for him at the end. Some of these surprises include replicas of Wile E.’s inventions or three course meals for them to sit down and have dinner.

-(NSFW!): Being that Wile E’s a sex indifferent asexual, they don’t have sex all that often. However, the times they do (Wile E has ONLY had sex with Roadie, he lost his virginity to Roadie actually), Roadie tops.

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