[loony-wolf-bird]

I want to see adorable domestic Shane and Ilya in the snow. Maybe it starts with one of them shoveling, but then it turns into an overly competitive snowball fight, which of course evolves into a heavy makeout session in a pile of snow 😍

[spicyvampire]

[loony-wolf-bird]

Does a fic exist where it's that trope where the guy gets "auctioned off" for charity to like spend a day with a fan or whatever? And so Shane is the one up for auction (thanks mom) and Ilya comes along and just puts down a ridiculous amount of money (it's for charity after all!). And everyone thinks it's hilarious because they think Ilya would do it to annoy the shit out of Shane, but really he wants the opportunity to seduce him?

If it doesn't exist, can somebody please write it? Preferably either pre-hooking up or maybe post-Rose when they weren't talking? 🥺 Roles could be reversed, I just figured it was more believable that Ilya would bid for Shane in a public setting.

[loony-wolf-bird]

The problem with watching videos with Connor is that because he's so drastically different from Ilya, if I switch to reading a fanfic, I suddenly picture Connor instead of Ilya. Which sounds ridiculous because it's the same person, but I'm sure someone else out there would understand how jarring that actually is

[keasusreevsus]

Ilya: Here's a photo of me in my Halloween costume

Shane, shoving a butt plug up his ass:

[loony-wolf-bird]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov Characters: Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Hogwarts, First Time Blow Jobs, Quidditch, Enemies to Lovers, Competitive Shane Hollander, Competitive Ilya Rozanov, Quidditch Captain Shane Hollander, Quidditch Captain Ilya Rozanov, Mutual Pining, Shane Hollander needs to relax, Closeted Shane Hollander Summary:

Seventh-year Quidditch captains Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov have been rivals for years, pushing each other to be faster, stronger, and better with every match.

When a pre-game wager turns their competition into something far more intimate, both discover that the line between hatred and attraction is much thinner than either of them ever wanted to admit.

[emmikay]

(before family game night)

Shane Hollander: We can’t lose. Because we have this. (points to his chest)

Ilya Rozanov: We have heart?

Shane Hollander: Heart? No. Me. I’m pointing at myself. I’m going to win this for us.

[loony-wolf-bird]

What Hogwarts house do we think Shane would be a part of?

Gryffindor

Ravenclaw

Hufflepuff

Slytherin

Voting ended onJul 18

[loony-wolf-bird]

It's like the "only one bed" trope, except it's an "only one shower."

They finish shooting the commercial as normal. Shane hits the showers first. Ilya comes in and notices that none of the other showers work.

Ilya insists that they share. Shane reluctantly (excitedly) agrees. They have fun with it.

Twist: the other showers are working fine.

[loony-wolf-bird]

I love the Hudson & Connor relationship so much (in a healthy, respectful way). Because we get the best of both worlds with them. We get to see the insanely charged, sexy gay love scenes as Shane and Ilya, but then we also get Hudson and Connor in real life with such a pure, best friend soulmate love. It's all beautiful and everybody wins!

[been-around-seen-things]

Been meaning to make this for ages…

[russianblush]

#when the fic says "his eyes roll back in pleasure"

[loony-wolf-bird]

Can someone do the world a favor and make a gif compilation post of hollanov kisses that clearly have tongue? 👀