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Rosemarie wasnât ready
Rosemarie got dragged by Target.

if i look back, i am lost
$LAYYYTER
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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#CLOCKED
Rosemarie wasnât ready
Rosemarie got dragged by Target.
North Carolina teacher has personalized handshakes with each of his students. âIt was just one or two students and then it became contagious. I saw how much it meant to them.â http://abcn.ws/2jxFDgt
Love it! lol
This is the type of stuff teachers need to do, form connections with students so they are more comfortable. That comfort makes it easier for them to focus, relax, and ask questions when they donât understand.
im that friend that gives u lectures about life but does everything wrong
âI give myself very good advice but I very seldom follow itâ ~ Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
Schrödingerâs boys
FUCK
What about cracking open a cold milkshake
As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.
mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town
The nine types of people you meet when you come out as asexual
1. The unbeliever
âYouâre just a late bloomer.â
âYouâll grow out of it.â
âYouâre just saying that because you canât get laid.â
âNo way, youâre a man, men arenât like that.â
âYouâre just playing hard to get.â
âYou just want attention.â
âYouâre just trying to seem special/different/trendy.â
âNo way, youâve had sex before, youâre not asexual.â
âYou must be faking it because natural selection wouldnât allow asexuality to persist.â
2. The unwanted sympathizer
âI feel sorry for you.â
âWow, that sucks.â
âYou donât know what youâre missing.â
âI canât imagine a life without sex!â
âYour life must be so empty/lonely/pointless.â
âAww, but Iâm sure youâll find someone who wants to date you!â
âYou just havenât met the right person yet.â
3. The intrusive questioner
âDo you masturbate?â
âWhat do your genitals look like?â
âDonât you ever get horny?â
âWhat happens when you have a sex dream?â
âIs it because of your religion?â
âDo you have something wrong with your genitals?â
âDid somebody hurt you?â
âWere you sexually abused or something?â
âDid you get raped?â
4. The asshole questioner
âDo you reproduce by budding?â
âDo you still think [opposite sex] have cooties?â
âSo are you in love with yourself?â
âAre you attracted to animals?â
âBut everybody likes sex, whatâs wrong with you?â
5. The unnecessary therapist
âHave you tried having your hormones checked?â
âYouâre just afraid to get close to people.â
âYouâre in denial about being gay.â
âYouâre not asexual, youâre just shy/frigid/repressed.â
âYou must be a psychopath.â
âYou probably have [insert mental disorder here].â
âYou should seek therapy.â
âHave you tried Viagra?â
âDo you think youâre not worthy of being loved?â
âBut what if you change your mind some day?â
âYou should keep an open mind in case you meet somebody special.â
âYouâre afraid of sex/intimacy/falling in love.â
âIf you donât like sex then you must not have been doing it right.â
âHow can you know you donât want it if youâve never tried it?â
6. The progressive who gets upset without having a clue what youâre talking about
âStop slut-shaming people!â
âYouâre being homophobic.â
âYouâre appropriating the struggles of REAL queer people.â
âSince when have you ever been oppressed for NOT having sex?â
âThatâs not a real sexual orientation.â
âWhat, do you think youâre better than me for not having sex?â
âYouâre repressed, you need to be sexually liberated.â
7. The conservative who gets upset without having a clue what youâre talking about
âAll women are like that.â
âYouâre being selfish by not getting married.â
âIf you donât procreate, your life is pointless.â
âNot having sex is unnatural.â
âYouâre sinning against God.â
âYou have a duty to your parents/ancestors to give them grandchildren.â
8. The creep
âYou just need to get laid.â
âI can change your mind.â
âIâm Robin Thicke.â
âSomeone should just force you to have sex so youâll realize you like it.â
9. The actually decent person
âYouâre asexual? Okay, cool. Have you seen my keys, by the way?â
asexual representation in one post
Yesterday was a rather important day to me.Â
I have for years been struggling to come to terms with my asexuality.Â
Last year I attended London Pride, still closeted, and I still remember the moment when a happy group of aces paraded right past me. At that point I more or less realised that I could one day be okay with who I am. And I thought that perhaps one day I could perhaps be one of those happy parading aces that might help a closeted asexual amongst the crowds.Â
I had been getting better over the year since London Pride 2016, but still wasnât very confident. But a few months ago I found this beautiful ace-coloured shirt in a charity shop, and that was the moment I whole heartedly acknowledged who I am and realised. Â
In the photo above you can see me (far left) with two of my wonderful best friends; Tami, and @spectreoffice. Besides being of the first handful of people who I trusted enough to tell them of my asexuality, they were able to come and support me from the crowds at London Pride 2017. I was nervous I have to admit. I was about to walk past thousands of people, openly admitting something I had spent several years hiding and hating. But the aces I met were all really lovely, and not surprisingly they knew exactly what I had been through, they all had much the same journey. On a tangent now, the point is that knowing that Tami and Rob were waiting to see me (even though it was ridiculously hot and we had been delayed by several hours) so they could cheer me on made me feel that I can still be loved and cared for, regardless of my asexuality which I had long considered a deficiency/defect. Moreover, they surprised me with very cute and punny signs!Â
So all I can say is that this has been a difficult journey but yes I am asexual! andyes it has its bloody difficulties, but ultimately iâm just as deserving of being loved as everyone else is.Â
Thanks again to all my wonderful friends who have been fantastic support, love you all dearly!Â
And for anyone still reading but not sure what asexuality is, please read this and feel free to message me about any queries you may have :)Â
I just did an exam in a crop top, short shorts, and (near) ice water, fanning myself with a handheld fan as I went in. Thereâs a new lifetime experience!
The best tweets from Graham Norton so far
an incomplete list of the batshit insane things hermioneâs done
-prioritized her education over her life
-instantly became ride or die with harry after the troll incedent
-set snape on fire
-brewed an illegal potion for two months in the girlsâ bathroom
-turned into a furry
-immediate thought upon encountering a giant murdersnake was âbetter make sure the others find this page on my helpless petrified body bc god knows they wonât figure it out themselvesâ
-wanted to take finals after like a month in a magical coma
-traveled through time to get even more homework
-figured out lupin was a werewolf and didnât tell anyone because he was a relatively competent teacher compared to magic ryan seacrest and literal voldemort
-essentially snatched trelawneyâs weave gotdamn
-slugged draco malfoy, terrified him and his hulking buddies into running, went back in time to watch it again
-confronted a werewolf and his alleged mass murderer friend because, again, ride or die
-broke time travel laws in order to jailbreak azkaban escapee and his pet hippogriff
-dated an international sports star
-put up with all the vile shit rita skeeter wrote about her
-joined secret order dedicated to fighting voldemort
-put up with harryâs shit
-imprisoned a woman in a jar for months, blackmailed her into doing what she wanted
-formed and organized secret defense class, peer pressured harry into leading it
-permanently disfigured the girl who ratted them out. snitches get stitches.
-manipulated the shit out of umbridge
-basically left her to rot in the forbidden forest
-went to fight death eaters with like six of her mates despite her misgivings (RIDE. OR. DIE.)
-immediately agreed to destroy the dark lordâs soul with her buddies despite not having any idea how (RIDE! OR! DIE!)
-mind wiped her parents and made them go to australia to keep them safe
-essentially singlehandedly kept harry and ron alive and functional for the majority of the deathly hallows
-wore the locket while still managing not to be a shithead
-got the shit tortured out of her by bellatrix lestrange. didnât go insane.
-fought in the battle of hogwarts. didnât die.
-was unfailingly loyal and did everything she could to keep harry safe for seven years, even when he was quite frankly being a jackass
Memorial to the Victims of Communism, This is located in Prague, Czech Republic. It shows seven bronze figures descending a flight of stairs. The statues appear more âdecayedâ the further away they are from you, losing limbs and their bodies breaking open. It symbolizes how political prisoners were affected by Communism. (Source)
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this is the most intense photo iâve ever seen