It takes an awful lot of time to not write a book -Douglas Adams

Call me Loop, he/they. Follows back as 'loopyhoopyfrood'. Fantasy-comedy writer and amature artist. Main WIPs are The Last Damsel (#tld) and The Ex Quest (#teq), with an honorary shoutout to The Parent Trap (#tpt).

[loopyhoopywrites]

LLANEDD, a purposely-average elf with severe anxiety, TRICKSTER DEVILISH, the kingdom’s most wanted criminal and conartist, and MAR’GRET MERRYWEATHER, a kindly yet bloodthirsty old lady, inadvertently find themselves teaming up to defeat TEEK D’ARC, an evil wizard dead set on murdering the heir to the throne.

And when ‘murdering’ turns out to actually mean ‘doing an absolutely horrendous job of courting’, and it’s revealed that the not-so-evil-after-all Teek is actually PRINCE IAQC’s ex-boyfriend? Well.

What choice do the trio have but to descend into the surreal and terrifying DARKUNDER on a doomed Quest to reunite the pair of (ex) lovers?

WIP PAGE - #TEQ - EXCERPTS

[loopyhoopywrites]

Replaying my favourite game (immortals: fenyx rising) and this time I'm actually gonna finish all the dlc, promise

[tuesday-is-a-good-day]

“there’s no platonic explanation for this”

Well there is actually, they’re friends. They’re friends and they love each other and it doesn’t mean any less than if they were dating and they loved each other. They’re friends and that means devotion and affection and loyalty and love, and there is no point in which that love reaches a level that immediately indicates that their relationship must be romantic.

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[isuckattechnology]

Audio:

Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!

Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!

[alleesaur]

the productivity creatures

[argentavis]

hey do you mind grabbing joseph's coat for him? yeah its the red and yellow and green and brown and scarlet and black and ochre and peach and ruby and olive and violet and fawn and lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve and cream and crimson and silver and rose and azure and lemon and russet and gray and purple and white and pink and orange and blue one

[albatris]

I'm making a zine featuring some of my collage poetry, so here are my first two. one about isolation and one about werewoofs. tomorrow I have a scary work day but I'll try to make more poetry

transcripts under cut

poem 1

YOU WANNA TRY THIS?

Tired, sore, scratched and bitten

Afloat on a sea of light and shimmering haze

FEELING RELAXED? no?

What can you do?

UNWIND a sense of identity

Escape thy neighbour

Escape

ESCAPE

and

DON’T CRACK UNDER PRESSURE

Who lives here?

The hottest creature

in the coldest part of the inner sanctum

The rest is OUT THERE

poem 2

this month, as the temperatures negligently rise

there's a very peculiar freedom in separating into parts

the night returns in upheavals, involuntary spasms and a fit of celestial science

forest trees shake overhead and huddle up as if conferring

what are you?

an infectious disease relating to teeth, relating to the unclean

springing forth out of mysterious dormancy

you are a collaboration between an open vocal tract and a voice like signal fire

sweet sounding monster

creature a shade between calamity and cohesion

bend the rules

shake off all these rigid dichotomies

come sunrise you stagger back to reality

for now you sing

[thulium]

[doyouknowthisbook-poll]

Do you know which book this is from?

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I’ve read this book before, and I like it!

I can tell which book this is from based on this excerpt, but I haven't read it

I started reading this, but didn’t finish it (or I am reading it currently)

I haven’t read this book, but I like this excerpt!

I’ve read this book before, and I don’t like it

I haven’t read this book and I don’t like this excerpt

Voting ended onMay 15

Please reblog the polls, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people read the excerpt with an open mind 💖📚 Title and author will be revealed after the poll's conclusion.

Thank you @redribbonofficial for the submission! 😄

[albatris]

send me. pictures. of your kitties. I demand to see them

[loopyhoopywrites]

How about an old kitty? This is Pepsi, she's 15 and loves sunshine and "helping" me work 🥰

[botwstoriesandsuch]

Pssst

Hey, are you an artist or writer with WIPs?

Come here... I got a secret for you pssst come ‘ere

[kittmoon]

waiting in deep suspense

[botwstoriesandsuch]

Psst you ready here comes the secret

Here it comes

[moinsbienquekaworu]

I am also very curious about this secret

[botwstoriesandsuch]

Your time spent enjoying the creative process is infinitely more valuable that any final project you create. So stop putting yourself down for never finishing or posting those WIPs because every moment you spent creating something you loved is a moment not wasted. Your progress and talent is measured by your passion not your number of posts.

[botwstoriesandsuch]

This post went from 3k to 7k overnight and that just goes to show how many of you need to hear this so make sure you don’t ever forget it

[princesssokphanny]

A once-in-a-lifetime shot — the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow. Caught at just the right time. 🌈 🌕

[loopyhoopywrites]

I'm recruiting for my PhD study! Participants will work to create mind-maps of ways they reduce gender dysphoria, with the aim of creating guidance and advice for people on wait lists, unable to access, or just not interested in medical healthcare. Feel free to DM or email any questions, and shares appreciated :)

[romanceyourdemons]

shakespeare was so funny for that scene where the antagonist tells the protagonist “let the record show that i AM into women THAT BEING SAID holy shit, thou mars, seeing you here is like an even better version of my wedding night. like WAY better. i’ve been dreaming about you every night for years, and in my dreams we take off each other’s armor and beat each other to a pulp and i wake up all hot and sticky 👍”

[romanceyourdemons]

coriolanus 4.5.126-131, 135-139 be upon ye

[evilbookworm]

the Martian vs project Hail Mary is so funny because you’ve got one where they’re very slowly making a spaceship to bring a guy home and another one where they make a spaceship really fast to send a guy into space forever

[loopyhoopywrites]

I asked for (and recieved) this book for my birthday, an Odyssey-inspired choose-your-own-adventure novel!

I did not realise it was over 700 pages long 😂

[ace-malarky]

Out of Context Tag #11

tagged by @bloodmoodtrash for this one, thaaaanks

have a[n incredibly] late story Nelaeryn

"I know, I've grown so much." Nelaeryn looked smug, delighted with himself. "I wasn't expecting anything in return."

tagging @loopyhoopywrites, @aziz-reads, @oh-no-another-idea if you'd like!