Suliya

surreal shadow sideblog self softly surfing stellar scapes superannuated sylph secrets seductions sous #suggestive

[loose-ends-rewoven]

MSH RP Sideblog

Explicit concupiscent romance wlw-only, but PG & conciliatory relationships with men okay. Minors, block #suggestive

OUIJA MODUS - Ask to acquire/release items!

If you would like the Sylph of Void to pick something up nearby in her latest posts or release something from from her Sylladex, please let me know and I'll try to work it in and update the image below ! Brown/white slots only. Excess item capture will result in the ejection of the bottom-right most eligible item

The item(s) on the verge of being ejected are 413 BENT SPOONS

For ideas on what to captchalouge, the Sylph is currently in a BEACH

[loose-ends-rewoven]

I heard you were made of fire? Sounds hot.

@caleb-scp

"Really now? Are you just ԡaking a pun, or do you find the centuries of coԡeuppance I endured for ripping the soul out of one too ԡany bodies so I could steal theԡ to be a turn on ?"

[loose-ends-rewoven]

! got a bunch of glow squ!ggl!es, would you l!ke to place them on the ce!l!ng? They kind of look l!ke l!ttle stars…

"That is... really sweet of you to suggest..." Suliya smiles, although is evidently uncomfortable. Quiet for a long moment as the waves lap at their feet, she considers explaining, but that could turn this lovely red energy the two of them had going into something pale... nor was she about to provoke a fuschiablood's notorious jealousy.

Finally she looks up at the ceiling and sighs. "Hԡԡ, yes, that sounds lovely ! Haha~" Crouching and spreading her wings, she grabs a hold of @macabreintellect 's hand and launches up to the Vault of Wrath

[macabreintellect]

She throws the worms haphazardly onto the ceiling, letting them stick and squirm around.

Then slowly…

She puts the worms in a specific pattern.

Look, ! made you and me.

[loose-ends-rewoven]

Suliya helps place worms on the ceiling, in various places approximating the stars over old Alternia, the Horrorterrors of the Furthest Ring, and the sky of pre-Roman Earth.

Pausing to observe @macabre-intellect 's work, the Sylph cackles and plants a kiss on her cheek. "Hah! It is as if you were in SGRUB with me and we had won, and are now reigning as goddesses over our new universe !"

Looking down over the festivities underway in Beach Town far below, she calls jokingly, "The Goddess of Void commands... this to be a world of pleasure !"

[macabreintellect]

The goddess of heart commands… there to be many loves for everyone! Espec!ally…

You!

She kisses her on the cheek.

[loose-ends-rewoven]

The Sylph seem oddly perturbed by this sentiment, despite her smile and the rainbow warming of her skin at the touch of the other troll's lips.

"A ԡighty ruling, to be sure. Worthy of our place aԡongst the... worԡs ?"

[macabreintellect]

!’m not sure. ! just made !t up so ! had an excuse to k!ss you.

[loose-ends-rewoven]

Suliya smirks. "You will have to kiss harder than that if you want ԡe to wax red. Not that I would not be delighted to have you as a ԡoirail..."

[macabreintellect]

She smirks and goes for a full make out session, hugging her lover close and kissing her cheeks in between. There’s nothing but love in her eyes as she kisses once more.

[loose-ends-rewoven]

The other troll's attitude is deeply disturbing to the Sylph, but after over two millenia she can't resist. Her rumblespheres purr and her hands explore of their own accord. "If we keep at this… ԡԡԡ… I worry I shall break your heart," she manages between kisses.

"Also we may need a bucket, unless you want to be fertilising the swaԡp."

[loose-ends-rewoven]

! got a bunch of glow squ!ggl!es, would you l!ke to place them on the ce!l!ng? They kind of look l!ke l!ttle stars…

"That is... really sweet of you to suggest..." Suliya smiles, although is evidently uncomfortable. Quiet for a long moment as the waves lap at their feet, she considers explaining, but that could turn this lovely red energy the two of them had going into something pale... nor was she about to provoke a fuschiablood's notorious jealousy.

Finally she looks up at the ceiling and sighs. "Hԡԡ, yes, that sounds lovely ! Haha~" Crouching and spreading her wings, she grabs a hold of @macabreintellect 's hand and launches up to the Vault of Wrath

[macabreintellect]

She throws the worms haphazardly onto the ceiling, letting them stick and squirm around.

Then slowly…

She puts the worms in a specific pattern.

Look, ! made you and me.

[loose-ends-rewoven]

Suliya helps place worms on the ceiling, in various places approximating the stars over old Alternia, the Horrorterrors of the Furthest Ring, and the sky of pre-Roman Earth.

Pausing to observe @macabre-intellect 's work, the Sylph cackles and plants a kiss on her cheek. "Hah! It is as if you were in SGRUB with me and we had won, and are now reigning as goddesses over our new universe !"

Looking down over the festivities underway in Beach Town far below, she calls jokingly, "The Goddess of Void commands... this to be a world of pleasure !"

[macabreintellect]

The goddess of heart commands… there to be many loves for everyone! Espec!ally…

You!

She kisses her on the cheek.

[loose-ends-rewoven]

The Sylph seem oddly perturbed by this sentiment, despite her smile and the rainbow warming of her skin at the touch of the other troll's lips.

"A ԡighty ruling, to be sure. Worthy of our place aԡongst the... worԡs ?"

[macabreintellect]

!’m not sure. ! just made !t up so ! had an excuse to k!ss you.

[loose-ends-rewoven]

Suliya smirks. "You will have to kiss harder than that if you want ԡe to wax red. Not that I would not be delighted to have you as a ԡoirail..."

[loose-ends-rewoven]

! got a bunch of glow squ!ggl!es, would you l!ke to place them on the ce!l!ng? They kind of look l!ke l!ttle stars…

"That is... really sweet of you to suggest..." Suliya smiles, although is evidently uncomfortable. Quiet for a long moment as the waves lap at their feet, she considers explaining, but that could turn this lovely red energy the two of them had going into something pale... nor was she about to provoke a fuschiablood's notorious jealousy.

Finally she looks up at the ceiling and sighs. "Hԡԡ, yes, that sounds lovely ! Haha~" Crouching and spreading her wings, she grabs a hold of @macabreintellect 's hand and launches up to the Vault of Wrath

[macabreintellect]

She throws the worms haphazardly onto the ceiling, letting them stick and squirm around.

Then slowly…

She puts the worms in a specific pattern.

Look, ! made you and me.

[loose-ends-rewoven]

Suliya helps place worms on the ceiling, in various places approximating the stars over old Alternia, the Horrorterrors of the Furthest Ring, and the sky of pre-Roman Earth.

Pausing to observe @macabre-intellect 's work, the Sylph cackles and plants a kiss on her cheek. "Hah! It is as if you were in SGRUB with me and we had won, and are now reigning as goddesses over our new universe !"

Looking down over the festivities underway in Beach Town far below, she calls jokingly, "The Goddess of Void commands... this to be a world of pleasure !"

[macabreintellect]

The goddess of heart commands… there to be many loves for everyone! Espec!ally…

You!

She kisses her on the cheek.

[loose-ends-rewoven]

The Sylph seem oddly perturbed by this sentiment, despite her smile and the rainbow warming of her skin at the touch of the other troll's lips.

"A ԡighty ruling, to be sure. Worthy of our place aԡongst the... worԡs ?"

[loose-ends-rewoven]

! got a bunch of glow squ!ggl!es, would you l!ke to place them on the ce!l!ng? They kind of look l!ke l!ttle stars…

"That is... really sweet of you to suggest..." Suliya smiles, although is evidently uncomfortable. Quiet for a long moment as the waves lap at their feet, she considers explaining, but that could turn this lovely red energy the two of them had going into something pale... nor was she about to provoke a fuschiablood's notorious jealousy.

Finally she looks up at the ceiling and sighs. "Hԡԡ, yes, that sounds lovely ! Haha~" Crouching and spreading her wings, she grabs a hold of @macabreintellect 's hand and launches up to the Vault of Wrath

[macabreintellect]

She throws the worms haphazardly onto the ceiling, letting them stick and squirm around.

Then slowly…

She puts the worms in a specific pattern.

Look, ! made you and me.

[loose-ends-rewoven]

Suliya helps place worms on the ceiling, in various places approximating the stars over old Alternia, the Horrorterrors of the Furthest Ring, and the sky of pre-Roman Earth.

Pausing to observe @macabre-intellect 's work, the Sylph cackles and plants a kiss on her cheek. "Hah! It is as if you were in SGRUB with me and we had won, and are now reigning as goddesses over our new universe !"

Looking down over the festivities underway in Beach Town far below, she calls jokingly, "The Goddess of Void commands... this to be a world of pleasure !"

[loose-ends-rewoven]

! got a bunch of glow squ!ggl!es, would you l!ke to place them on the ce!l!ng? They kind of look l!ke l!ttle stars…

"That is... really sweet of you to suggest..." Suliya smiles, although is evidently uncomfortable. Quiet for a long moment as the waves lap at their feet, she considers explaining, but that could turn this lovely red energy the two of them had going into something pale... nor was she about to provoke a fuschiablood's notorious jealousy.

Finally she looks up at the ceiling and sighs. "Hԡԡ, yes, that sounds lovely ! Haha~" Crouching and spreading her wings, she grabs a hold of @macabreintellect 's hand and launches up to the Vault of Wrath

[loose-ends-rewoven]

"This ԡight just be Batpriest's healing ԡagic talking, but the water is feeling surprisingly nice today !"

[loose-ends-rewoven]

Hello? I can I can see you? hello you

(OOC: Since the void spirit does not own any computing devices, you'll need to be more specific about who you are and how you are reaching her.) (OOC: As for where to find her, the void spirit is currently either recuperating in a cauldron, enjoying licorice canines with strange company in a cathedral, or making out with another troll in a castle, depending on which dangling plot thread you pick, all on the Wrath layer of Hell)

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

The void spirit returns to the cathedral.

"Hello ? I am sorry that I had to rush out before. You wanted me to come back for further treatment? My electrical issues might have accidentally contributed to several deaths and the collapse of a dimension recently so I am feeling like we probably ought to focus on that... plus it might open up more modalities for healing."

– @loose-ends-rewoven

Oh! I’m here, I’m here! Apologies, I had an awkward double date. I may have said too much and yet too little. I’ll get you that tincture as soon as possible.

[loose-ends-rewoven]

"Oh wow yes those can be awkward. You come to celebrate your ԡatesprit, only for the roԡantic atԡosphere to encourage black and pale feelings for the other pair, and if no one can feel ashen about the situation it all just devolves into chaos.... and that is if you are lucky. Been there way too ԡuch in ԡy youth. Take your tiԡe."

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

They start to mix things together.

Yeah… I hope bunny forgives me. I swear I’m a good mother. It’s not my fault one of my loves got stolen away from me along with my children. Heaven took them, and I’m still hurt. I took my kids back, and I’m waiting for Largo to meet me again. I want to be a family again.

[loose-ends-rewoven]

"A lot of that is alien to me, but I can at least understand ԡissing your ԡatesprit."

The void spirit gazes wistfully out a window. "I watched, ԡore or less iԡԡortal, as she aged... until, ashaԡed of her frailty, she stranded ԡe on Earth and flew off to spend her last days in the oceans of some ԡoon around Jupiter. While I lived, I used to look up at it, to her, every night, wishing she would descend froԡ the heavens once ԡore..."

She looks back to Dr. Batpriest and smiles. "Yet it sounds like your hope is ԡore real than the one I once held."

Sitting down, she retracts her robes in preparation for treatment. "And as for Bunny, if there is one thing I have learned in all my interdiԡensional travels it is that alien ԡating habits never cease to surprise, yet once the shock wears off, you learn to roll with it. Bunny has been through the Gaԡe just like I have, and has surely seen a lot. So I bet she will get over the shock phase, probably better than ԡost huԡans."

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

Ready? Drink up.

They pass the potion over, being careful not to spill anything.

And, thanks. I get so worried about everything. Largo is in hell, he was bothering Statik.

I… I hope you can meet him. He’s so kind and gentle.

There is a knock at the door.

Ah, that must be Statik. He’s here to meet my children.

@nursestatik @bioluminescent-reflections

[nursestatik]

Statik stares at the door with big eyes, tapping his thumb claws together. This is unusual for him.

@bioluminescent-reflections @xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx

[bioluminescent-reflections]

I'LL GET ITTTT~ *A burst of movement from underneath the worktable, as one bat kid rushes to the door and the other disappears behind a column, I don't think I need to say which is which. The door swings open for Statik as Lucretia manages to knock herself over with their enthusiasm to open the heavy door* Welc-WAOOOF-owww~ Hi!

[nursestatik]

Statik just stares at the child for a moment then gently picks up Lucretia and puts them on their feet. "Hi! You must be one of the children Dr. Bat talked about! My..."

He then stands there like his brain stopped working.

@xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx @bioluminescent-reflections @loose-ends-rewoven

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

It’s fine to drink it, I’ll prepare a coffin for you. It’s there anything else I can get you?

Firefly, it’s okay to show yourself. Lucretia. This is Statik.

They turn to face Statik.

Hello dear! Welcome to my home.

[bioluminescent-reflections]

Weee, hi again!

*It looks up at the new bat guy for a while after the pause and kinda scoots into his eyeline and then stares back for an entire 4 seconds and then starts doing a fun spinny dance of their own invention, waiting for the sentence to keep going* mmmhhmmm doo doot do doooooo my something something hmm mm mmmmm oooohhh Statik is a cool name:0 Did you put your lightning bolts on yourself or did your mommapoppa help you??

*Meanwhile Firefly peeeeks his head around the column juuuust enough to see around it. It would surely be more stealthy if his big ol ears weren't also sticking out hehe*

[loose-ends-rewoven]

(earlier...)

@xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx It’s fine to drink it, I’ll prepare a coffin for you. It’s there anything else I can get you?

"Oh, thank you." She downs the potion. "Actually the cauldron I slept in last time is better for me, if you can make it soft and slimy that would be perfect."

The void spirit watches the children with a measure of curiosity, and waves to @nursestatik . "Salutations ! Would any of you care for some licorice canines ?"

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

The void spirit returns to the cathedral.

"Hello ? I am sorry that I had to rush out before. You wanted me to come back for further treatment? My electrical issues might have accidentally contributed to several deaths and the collapse of a dimension recently so I am feeling like we probably ought to focus on that... plus it might open up more modalities for healing."

– @loose-ends-rewoven

Oh! I’m here, I’m here! Apologies, I had an awkward double date. I may have said too much and yet too little. I’ll get you that tincture as soon as possible.

[loose-ends-rewoven]

"Oh wow yes those can be awkward. You come to celebrate your ԡatesprit, only for the roԡantic atԡosphere to encourage black and pale feelings for the other pair, and if no one can feel ashen about the situation it all just devolves into chaos.... and that is if you are lucky. Been there way too ԡuch in ԡy youth. Take your tiԡe."

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

They start to mix things together.

Yeah… I hope bunny forgives me. I swear I’m a good mother. It’s not my fault one of my loves got stolen away from me along with my children. Heaven took them, and I’m still hurt. I took my kids back, and I’m waiting for Largo to meet me again. I want to be a family again.

[loose-ends-rewoven]

"A lot of that is alien to me, but I can at least understand ԡissing your ԡatesprit."

The void spirit gazes wistfully out a window. "I watched, ԡore or less iԡԡortal, as she aged... until, ashaԡed of her frailty, she stranded ԡe on Earth and flew off to spend her last days in the oceans of some ԡoon around Jupiter. While I lived, I used to look up at it, to her, every night, wishing she would descend froԡ the heavens once ԡore..."

She looks back to Dr. Batpriest and smiles. "Yet it sounds like your hope is ԡore real than the one I once held."

Sitting down, she retracts her robes in preparation for treatment. "And as for Bunny, if there is one thing I have learned in all my interdiԡensional travels it is that alien ԡating habits never cease to surprise, yet once the shock wears off, you learn to roll with it. Bunny has been through the Gaԡe just like I have, and has surely seen a lot. So I bet she will get over the shock phase, probably better than ԡost huԡans."

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

Ready? Drink up.

They pass the potion over, being careful not to spill anything.

And, thanks. I get so worried about everything. Largo is in hell, he was bothering Statik.

I… I hope you can meet him. He’s so kind and gentle.

There is a knock at the door.

Ah, that must be Statik. He’s here to meet my children.

@nursestatik @bioluminescent-reflections

[nursestatik]

Statik stares at the door with big eyes, tapping his thumb claws together. This is unusual for him.

@bioluminescent-reflections @xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx

[bioluminescent-reflections]

I'LL GET ITTTT~ *A burst of movement from underneath the worktable, as one bat kid rushes to the door and the other disappears behind a column, I don't think I need to say which is which. The door swings open for Statik as Lucretia manages to knock herself over with their enthusiasm to open the heavy door* Welc-WAOOOF-owww~ Hi!

[loose-ends-rewoven]

"Oh, I drink it this tiԡe ? I thought you were going to douse ԡe with it again, hah. Still, better safe than sorry..."

She's about to down the potion when the commotion commences. "Oh dear, I probably should hold off on drinking for a ԡoԡent. Last tiԡe I passed out for quite a while..."

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

The void spirit returns to the cathedral.

"Hello ? I am sorry that I had to rush out before. You wanted me to come back for further treatment? My electrical issues might have accidentally contributed to several deaths and the collapse of a dimension recently so I am feeling like we probably ought to focus on that... plus it might open up more modalities for healing."

– @loose-ends-rewoven

Oh! I’m here, I’m here! Apologies, I had an awkward double date. I may have said too much and yet too little. I’ll get you that tincture as soon as possible.

[loose-ends-rewoven]

"Oh wow yes those can be awkward. You come to celebrate your ԡatesprit, only for the roԡantic atԡosphere to encourage black and pale feelings for the other pair, and if no one can feel ashen about the situation it all just devolves into chaos.... and that is if you are lucky. Been there way too ԡuch in ԡy youth. Take your tiԡe."

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

They start to mix things together.

Yeah… I hope bunny forgives me. I swear I’m a good mother. It’s not my fault one of my loves got stolen away from me along with my children. Heaven took them, and I’m still hurt. I took my kids back, and I’m waiting for Largo to meet me again. I want to be a family again.

[loose-ends-rewoven]

"A lot of that is alien to me, but I can at least understand ԡissing your ԡatesprit."

The void spirit gazes wistfully out a window. "I watched, ԡore or less iԡԡortal, as she aged... until, ashaԡed of her frailty, she stranded ԡe on Earth and flew off to spend her last days in the oceans of some ԡoon around Jupiter. While I lived, I used to look up at it, to her, every night, wishing she would descend froԡ the heavens once ԡore..."

She looks back to Dr. Batpriest and smiles. "Yet it sounds like your hope is ԡore real than the one I once held."

Sitting down, she retracts her robes in preparation for treatment. "And as for Bunny, if there is one thing I have learned in all my interdiԡensional travels it is that alien ԡating habits never cease to surprise, yet once the shock wears off, you learn to roll with it. Bunny has been through the Gaԡe just like I have, and has surely seen a lot. So I bet she will get over the shock phase, probably better than ԡost huԡans."

[xxxsoulreapergoddessxxx]

The void spirit returns to the cathedral.

"Hello ? I am sorry that I had to rush out before. You wanted me to come back for further treatment? My electrical issues might have accidentally contributed to several deaths and the collapse of a dimension recently so I am feeling like we probably ought to focus on that... plus it might open up more modalities for healing."

– @loose-ends-rewoven

Oh! I’m here, I’m here! Apologies, I had an awkward double date. I may have said too much and yet too little. I’ll get you that tincture as soon as possible.

[loose-ends-rewoven]

"Oh wow yes those can be awkward. You come to celebrate your ԡatesprit, only for the roԡantic atԡosphere to encourage black and pale feelings for the other pair, and if no one can feel ashen about the situation it all just devolves into chaos.... and that is if you are lucky. Been there way too ԡuch in ԡy youth. Take your tiԡe."

[loose-ends-rewoven]

"Ack, now I aԡ back to carrying things again... Wait... now that I aԡ not longer on fire... ԡaybe I can..."

The void spirit deploys her SYLPH GARB, and then affixes her sending stones in place of a brooch for her cape.

"Ahhh, it has been centuries since I have been able to wear proper clothing ! Ԡuch better."

[interdimensional-inconvenience]

The Void Spirit flies towards the Inconvenience, hiding away her wings before she gets too near and walks inside. Unlike previous appearances, she is neither on fire nor being pursed by armed assailants... just needing to show up for work.

"Good ԡorning, you wanted ԡe to start that delivery job to-day ?"

-@loose-ends-rewoven

Hey right on time. Delivery is more of an on call position, you get salary and come in when we need a delivery for somewhere in Superhell. We aren't doing deliveries today though, I'm going to show you around the store or whatever and I can answer any questions you have...

*OG steps over Ozzies body and looks around the store*

I'm not really sure where to start though... We might want to wait for @hvk-jenkins

[hvk-jenkins]

Jenkins steps into the gas station a few moments after, brushing what looks like dirt off his jacket.

Sorry if I'm late, I had to find someone.

-Jenkins

[loose-ends-rewoven]

"Ah, yes that ԡakes sense." She nods, the motion drawing her attention to Ozzie's body for a split second, to which she appears unfazed.

"Well... apart froԡ the on call part. I do not have a cell phone on account of I cause electronics to short out if I handle theԡ. The ԠGPA uses this ԡagic crystal to call ԡe in, if you have soԡething siԡilar..."

At the sight of Jenkins, however, the void spirit snaps into combat mode, diving into one of @interdimensional-inconvenience 's aisles and deploying, if not yet using, her whip...

"What ! Are you guys still doing here !? Last week I ate five of you and drowned dozens more..."

[interdimensional-inconvenience]

Whatever you just better show up when you're called on...

*as the spirit dives behind an isle and pulls out her whip OG throws up his hands*

Woah woah cool it! Jerry is just here for the job same as you and we can't have employees fighting in the store any more! You two are going to have to either get along or I'll have to fire both of you!

OG

[hvk-jenkins]

Jenkins looks genuinely confused at what the @loose-ends-rewoven says, before it clicks.

Oh, you mean what happened with Marshall, Carter and Dark! I'm sorry, but I don't think we've met. I actually quit, well... Quit might not be the right term, but I stopped working for MC&D before then.

I'm actually here because of that, looking for a job and everything. My name is Jenkins Jensen, it's nice to meet you.

And um, don't worry boss, I don't have any plans to fight my co-workers.

-Jenkins

[loose-ends-rewoven]

"Right, I reԡeԡber the store was neutral ground or soԡething," the void spirit replies to OG. "I aԡ just being careful lest he opens fire the ԡoԡent I leave."

"Okay, so you are the good clone aԡidst a sea of thugs ?" she says to Jenkins, peeking over the shelves. "Not a story I have not encountered before. If you have anyone can vouch for you it would put ԡe at ease though... especially if that is Ԡulti since I need to call hiԡ anyway."

[interdimensional-inconvenience]

God damn it why can no one just be fucking normal for once!

*OG looks to Jenkins expectantly*

I appreciate being called boss, but you'd better do what she says so that we can put whatever this little feud is behind us and focus on what's really important, making money!

[hvk-jenkins]

I'm... Not a clone, but I do have references. Multi can vouch for me, we're actually in a relationship. I also know The Devil from the Bible and Mayor Swatchman can also tell you I'm on the up and up.

-Jenkins

[loose-ends-rewoven]

"Ԡy ԡistake. I was a SGRUB player so clone is an easy conclusion for me to juԡp to. I will save talking with Ԡulti or Swatch until after work if you proԡise not to shoot me in Hell proper. The other Jenkins were decent with their word, at least."

Cautiously she steps back around the aisle and nods to OG.

"Ԡy apologies, sir, but one does not unlive for forty thousand sweeps without being too careful."

[interdimensional-inconvenience]

I don't know what any of that means but no one is killing anyone now which is what teamwork is all about. Now for the actual shit you came here for, you each get one of these Nokias, They're the only consistently reliable form of communication we've found across the multiverse. The reception is pretty shit but we haven't found anything that can break them. These are EXCLUSIVELY for work, understand? Now do either of you have any stupid questions before we start our store tour?

[hvk-jenkins]

I don't really have any questions... What about you, um... Co-worker troll? Actually, that's a good question. What is your name?

-Jenkins

[loose-ends-rewoven]

"I only give my name to friends," she says to Jenkins. "On the application I just put Sylph of Void."

She accepts the Nokia from OG sceptically. "No more stupid questions for now." A few dial tones are heard, though she is not pressing any keys.

[interdimensional-inconvenience]

Okay, great. Alright Jerry and Silf let's get this over with. Do NOT wander off and get lost, I don't want to have to hire new staff.

*OG drags the two new employees through the isles that seemed to stretch on longer than they should, showing off each of the isles organized for everything from snacks to vintage toys to types of moss sorted by color.*

You get an employee discount and you can take any breakage you want.

*OG snaps a candy bar in half and tosses it at jenkins*

Breakage. Oh and anything from the drink fountains is free to. Do NOT take anything from behind the counter though...

*OG steps behind the counter and pulls out a long drawer for emphasis. Beneath the glass cases full of tobacco products was a drawer of all sorts of ammunition and shiney or even glowing weapons*

Unless it's an emergency

[hvk-jenkins]

Jenkins nods as he takes mental notes, the candy bar in his hand still. He's tempted to open it, but decides it would probably be better if he waited until after the tour.

His eyes widen at the sight of all the weaponry in a single drawer.

[loose-ends-rewoven]

The void spirit follows OG down the aisle, cataloguing the layout to memory. She's unimpressed by the weapons.

Periodically, however, more beeps emanate unbidden from the phone. Thankfully, they have not yet come in a sequence adequate to place a call.

[interdimensional-inconvenience]

Silt stop playing with your phone or I'm going to take it away.

*Og shows them the large cooler that still smells faintly of death, then the brook closet*

Be careful before you go in there, some times it's a closet some times it's not.

*before taking them into the storage room that seems much to large for what the store looks like from the outside*

There's the break room, don't go in there. And over here is my office, don't go in here either and do not use my couch. All that make sense to you two?

[hvk-jenkins]

I... Believe so... Why can't we use the break room though?

-Jenkins

[loose-ends-rewoven]

"I aԡ not playing with it. I did say that I short out electronic devices." She holds out the phone for OG to see. Despite her clearly not touching the keys, it is dialling as arcs of electricity dance across it.

"Hello?" the phone quietly says in a Northern accent.

"Really we are both lucky it has not yet exploded--"

"Right, triangulating, but who are you and how did you get this number?"

"--and as an undead citizen of Hell--"

"Ah probably can't remember your name then well don't worry I've got a fix." A groaning, scraping noise is heard.

"--I think ԡy earlier request for a sending stone would be a reasonable accoԡԡodation for my electroԡagnetically challenged condition."

The groaning, scraping sound heard on the phone starts coming from the walk-in cooler. With a resounding thud, it stops, and the call hangs up.

[interdimensional-inconvenience]

*Angrily OG snatches the phone from the Sylph, hucking the device at the wall. It thunks against the drywall and clatters to the floor unharmed*

Jesus Christ, this is why I wanted to hire normal people... Look we don't have magic rocks or whatever just normal people stuff! We don't have any 'magic rocks' right now so you'll have to wait until we can. Now behave yourself and don't make a mess of the cooler! Try to be more like Jeremy!

*og points to Jenkins for emphasis, making a very deliberate effort to ignore anything going on in the cooler*

And the reason, Jim, that we don't go into the break room is because it's off limits! I don't know why and I haven't been in there to check so you just have to take my word on this! Now do you have the layout of this place memorized so I can go over what your job is finally before you make my shift any harder??

[hvk-jenkins]

... I believe I have it down, yes. You realize I'm also not a 'normal person' either, right? I'm a magical lich, I can do magic.

Jenkins snaps his fingers and a small rabbit appears on a near by shelf.

I just wanted to be clear with you before I started working, sir.

[loose-ends-rewoven]

"True, I do not recognise the ԡaterial culture of this place, but our pocket diԡension is like, practically oozing ԡagic. So you ԡight want to stock up appropriately." The void spirit shrugs. "Heck, even Earth's surface was still pretty ԡagical last time I was up there, if on the decline. Bloody Roԡans were ruining everything."

She glances at the rabbit. "Nice." Then back to OG. "Ԡy ԡagic does kinda the opposite of that. So I can disappear it if it is bothering you. Anyway yeah, the layout seeԡs pretty straightforward. A few minor six diԡensional quirks, do not go in the weird rooԡs, no probleԡ."

Indistinct, muffled noises emanate from the walk-in cooler.

[interdimensional-inconvenience]

Jesus Christ, normal people cant have anything these days... alright alright, you're both exhausting me so lets just get this over with and get out of this room before anything more exciting happens... *Oscar leads the small group back into the storage room, spotting a box with a stamped on label*

Okay here, perfect example. when the store receives a request for a delivery, or one of these packages that we've started getting unprompted, the staff in store staff will give one of you a call. All you have to do is come in as soon as possible, check who it needs to go to and take the package wherever in super hell it needs to go. This job is salaried but that doesn't mean you get to slack off, we need these things out of the store ASAP! Here Jordan, you can make your first delivery!

*OG picks the box up and shoves it into Jenkins chest. The only words on the box is the stamped on words 'Sylph of Void'*

[hvk-jenkins]

Jenkins narrows his eyes at the 'normal people' comment, remembering a similar rant that Mr. Marshall once had about non-interdimensional beings.

After Oscar hands him the box, Jenkins looks at it reading the label, then slowly turns to the Sylph and hands it the box.

Well... Here you go! That was oddly convenient. Could I have you sign off on this?

-Jenkins

[loose-ends-rewoven]

"Um, sign where? He did not say anything about that." She takes the box, shrugs, then CREATES VOID in the packing tape until it boils off and the flaps pop neatly open to reveal its contents.

"That's odd, this place doesn't seem like it's about to explode." floats the Northern accented voice from the other room. "I don't think it likes the TARDIS though, we should probably get out of here..."

[interdimensional-inconvenience]

Just be quiet and they'll leave, this is how I deal with most customers...

*Inside of the box is... A set of sending stones! Essentially just walky talkies for magic users.*

Hey there we go! It's those magic rocks you were hoping for, I guess you really can get whatever accomodations you want, thanks DEI! Well whatever, that should pretty much cover everything I can think of. Don't worry about getting people to sign off on delivery I really don't give a shit. If it's good with you two brown nosers I'm just going to sign off on your training paperwork to say you've got your required three shifts of training so we can all go home early, sound good?

[hvk-jenkins]

Sounds good to me... just like Marshall, it's like I didn't even get a new job... great...

-Jenkins

[loose-ends-rewoven]

The void spirit tosses one of the pair of sending stones to OG. "Ԡy sniff tube is grey, but sure, whatever."

"Hey, I've been looking for these…" Rustling. A pause. "Ah, looks like the clerk is having a kip. Let's just leave him to it, workers in these capitalist societies can do with more breaks." There is the sound of a creaking wooden door, followed by the scraping and groaning sounds from before, but much louder this time before they fade away.

[interdimensional-inconvenience]

The Void Spirit flies towards the Inconvenience, hiding away her wings before she gets too near and walks inside. Unlike previous appearances, she is neither on fire nor being pursed by armed assailants... just needing to show up for work.

"Good ԡorning, you wanted ԡe to start that delivery job to-day ?"

-@loose-ends-rewoven

Hey right on time. Delivery is more of an on call position, you get salary and come in when we need a delivery for somewhere in Superhell. We aren't doing deliveries today though, I'm going to show you around the store or whatever and I can answer any questions you have...

*OG steps over Ozzies body and looks around the store*

I'm not really sure where to start though... We might want to wait for @hvk-jenkins

[hvk-jenkins]

Jenkins steps into the gas station a few moments after, brushing what looks like dirt off his jacket.

Sorry if I'm late, I had to find someone.

-Jenkins

[loose-ends-rewoven]

"Ah, yes that ԡakes sense." She nods, the motion drawing her attention to Ozzie's body for a split second, to which she appears unfazed.

"Well... apart froԡ the on call part. I do not have a cell phone on account of I cause electronics to short out if I handle theԡ. The ԠGPA uses this ԡagic crystal to call ԡe in, if you have soԡething siԡilar..."

At the sight of Jenkins, however, the void spirit snaps into combat mode, diving into one of @interdimensional-inconvenience 's aisles and deploying, if not yet using, her whip...

"What ! Are you guys still doing here !? Last week I ate five of you and drowned dozens more..."

[interdimensional-inconvenience]

Whatever you just better show up when you're called on...

*as the spirit dives behind an isle and pulls out her whip OG throws up his hands*

Woah woah cool it! Jerry is just here for the job same as you and we can't have employees fighting in the store any more! You two are going to have to either get along or I'll have to fire both of you!

OG

[hvk-jenkins]

Jenkins looks genuinely confused at what the @loose-ends-rewoven says, before it clicks.

Oh, you mean what happened with Marshall, Carter and Dark! I'm sorry, but I don't think we've met. I actually quit, well... Quit might not be the right term, but I stopped working for MC&D before then.

I'm actually here because of that, looking for a job and everything. My name is Jenkins Jensen, it's nice to meet you.

And um, don't worry boss, I don't have any plans to fight my co-workers.

-Jenkins

[loose-ends-rewoven]

"Right, I reԡeԡber the store was neutral ground or soԡething," the void spirit replies to OG. "I aԡ just being careful lest he opens fire the ԡoԡent I leave."

"Okay, so you are the good clone aԡidst a sea of thugs ?" she says to Jenkins, peeking over the shelves. "Not a story I have not encountered before. If you have anyone can vouch for you it would put ԡe at ease though... especially if that is Ԡulti since I need to call hiԡ anyway."

[interdimensional-inconvenience]

God damn it why can no one just be fucking normal for once!

*OG looks to Jenkins expectantly*

I appreciate being called boss, but you'd better do what she says so that we can put whatever this little feud is behind us and focus on what's really important, making money!

[hvk-jenkins]

I'm... Not a clone, but I do have references. Multi can vouch for me, we're actually in a relationship. I also know The Devil from the Bible and Mayor Swatchman can also tell you I'm on the up and up.

-Jenkins

[loose-ends-rewoven]

"Ԡy ԡistake. I was a SGRUB player so clone is an easy conclusion for me to juԡp to. I will save talking with Ԡulti or Swatch until after work if you proԡise not to shoot me in Hell proper. The other Jenkins were decent with their word, at least."

Cautiously she steps back around the aisle and nods to OG.

"Ԡy apologies, sir, but one does not unlive for forty thousand sweeps without being too careful."

[interdimensional-inconvenience]

I don't know what any of that means but no one is killing anyone now which is what teamwork is all about. Now for the actual shit you came here for, you each get one of these Nokias, They're the only consistently reliable form of communication we've found across the multiverse. The reception is pretty shit but we haven't found anything that can break them. These are EXCLUSIVELY for work, understand? Now do either of you have any stupid questions before we start our store tour?

[hvk-jenkins]

I don't really have any questions... What about you, um... Co-worker troll? Actually, that's a good question. What is your name?

-Jenkins

[loose-ends-rewoven]

"I only give my name to friends," she says to Jenkins. "On the application I just put Sylph of Void."

She accepts the Nokia from OG sceptically. "No more stupid questions for now." A few dial tones are heard, though she is not pressing any keys.

[interdimensional-inconvenience]

Okay, great. Alright Jerry and Silf let's get this over with. Do NOT wander off and get lost, I don't want to have to hire new staff.

*OG drags the two new employees through the isles that seemed to stretch on longer than they should, showing off each of the isles organized for everything from snacks to vintage toys to types of moss sorted by color.*

You get an employee discount and you can take any breakage you want.

*OG snaps a candy bar in half and tosses it at jenkins*

Breakage. Oh and anything from the drink fountains is free to. Do NOT take anything from behind the counter though...

*OG steps behind the counter and pulls out a long drawer for emphasis. Beneath the glass cases full of tobacco products was a drawer of all sorts of ammunition and shiney or even glowing weapons*

Unless it's an emergency

[hvk-jenkins]

Jenkins nods as he takes mental notes, the candy bar in his hand still. He's tempted to open it, but decides it would probably be better if he waited until after the tour.

His eyes widen at the sight of all the weaponry in a single drawer.

[loose-ends-rewoven]

The void spirit follows OG down the aisle, cataloguing the layout to memory. She's unimpressed by the weapons.

Periodically, however, more beeps emanate unbidden from the phone. Thankfully, they have not yet come in a sequence adequate to place a call.

[interdimensional-inconvenience]

Silt stop playing with your phone or I'm going to take it away.

*Og shows them the large cooler that still smells faintly of death, then the brook closet*

Be careful before you go in there, some times it's a closet some times it's not.

*before taking them into the storage room that seems much to large for what the store looks like from the outside*

There's the break room, don't go in there. And over here is my office, don't go in here either and do not use my couch. All that make sense to you two?

[hvk-jenkins]

I... Believe so... Why can't we use the break room though?

-Jenkins

[loose-ends-rewoven]

"I aԡ not playing with it. I did say that I short out electronic devices." She holds out the phone for OG to see. Despite her clearly not touching the keys, it is dialling as arcs of electricity dance across it.

"Hello?" the phone quietly says in a Northern accent.

"Really we are both lucky it has not yet exploded--"

"Right, triangulating, but who are you and how did you get this number?"

"--and as an undead citizen of Hell--"

"Ah probably can't remember your name then well don't worry I've got a fix." A groaning, scraping noise is heard.

"--I think ԡy earlier request for a sending stone would be a reasonable accoԡԡodation for my electroԡagnetically challenged condition."

The groaning, scraping sound heard on the phone starts coming from the walk-in cooler. With a resounding thud, it stops, and the call hangs up.

[interdimensional-inconvenience]

*Angrily OG snatches the phone from the Sylph, hucking the device at the wall. It thunks against the drywall and clatters to the floor unharmed*

Jesus Christ, this is why I wanted to hire normal people... Look we don't have magic rocks or whatever just normal people stuff! We don't have any 'magic rocks' right now so you'll have to wait until we can. Now behave yourself and don't make a mess of the cooler! Try to be more like Jeremy!

*og points to Jenkins for emphasis, making a very deliberate effort to ignore anything going on in the cooler*

And the reason, Jim, that we don't go into the break room is because it's off limits! I don't know why and I haven't been in there to check so you just have to take my word on this! Now do you have the layout of this place memorized so I can go over what your job is finally before you make my shift any harder??

[hvk-jenkins]

... I believe I have it down, yes. You realize I'm also not a 'normal person' either, right? I'm a magical lich, I can do magic.

Jenkins snaps his fingers and a small rabbit appears on a near by shelf.

I just wanted to be clear with you before I started working, sir.

[loose-ends-rewoven]

"True, I do not recognise the ԡaterial culture of this place, but our pocket diԡension is like, practically oozing ԡagic. So you ԡight want to stock up appropriately." The void spirit shrugs. "Heck, even Earth's surface was still pretty ԡagical last time I was up there, if on the decline. Bloody Roԡans were ruining everything."

She glances at the rabbit. "Nice." Then back to OG. "Ԡy ԡagic does kinda the opposite of that. So I can disappear it if it is bothering you. Anyway yeah, the layout seeԡs pretty straightforward. A few minor six diԡensional quirks, do not go in the weird rooԡs, no probleԡ."

Indistinct, muffled noises emanate from the walk-in cooler.

[interdimensional-inconvenience]

Jesus Christ, normal people cant have anything these days... alright alright, you're both exhausting me so lets just get this over with and get out of this room before anything more exciting happens... *Oscar leads the small group back into the storage room, spotting a box with a stamped on label*

Okay here, perfect example. when the store receives a request for a delivery, or one of these packages that we've started getting unprompted, the staff in store staff will give one of you a call. All you have to do is come in as soon as possible, check who it needs to go to and take the package wherever in super hell it needs to go. This job is salaried but that doesn't mean you get to slack off, we need these things out of the store ASAP! Here Jordan, you can make your first delivery!

*OG picks the box up and shoves it into Jenkins chest. The only words on the box is the stamped on words 'Sylph of Void'*

[hvk-jenkins]

Jenkins narrows his eyes at the 'normal people' comment, remembering a similar rant that Mr. Marshall once had about non-interdimensional beings.

After Oscar hands him the box, Jenkins looks at it reading the label, then slowly turns to the Sylph and hands it the box.

Well... Here you go! That was oddly convenient. Could I have you sign off on this?

-Jenkins

[loose-ends-rewoven]

"Um, sign where? He did not say anything about that." She takes the box, shrugs, then CREATES VOID in the packing tape until it boils off and the flaps pop neatly open to reveal its contents.

"That's odd, this place doesn't seem like it's about to explode." floats the Northern accented voice from the other room. "I don't think it likes the TARDIS though, we should probably get out of here..."

[interdimensional-inconvenience]

The Void Spirit flies towards the Inconvenience, hiding away her wings before she gets too near and walks inside. Unlike previous appearances, she is neither on fire nor being pursed by armed assailants... just needing to show up for work.

"Good ԡorning, you wanted ԡe to start that delivery job to-day ?"

-@loose-ends-rewoven

Hey right on time. Delivery is more of an on call position, you get salary and come in when we need a delivery for somewhere in Superhell. We aren't doing deliveries today though, I'm going to show you around the store or whatever and I can answer any questions you have...

*OG steps over Ozzies body and looks around the store*

I'm not really sure where to start though... We might want to wait for @hvk-jenkins

[hvk-jenkins]

Jenkins steps into the gas station a few moments after, brushing what looks like dirt off his jacket.

Sorry if I'm late, I had to find someone.

-Jenkins

[loose-ends-rewoven]

"Ah, yes that ԡakes sense." She nods, the motion drawing her attention to Ozzie's body for a split second, to which she appears unfazed.

"Well... apart froԡ the on call part. I do not have a cell phone on account of I cause electronics to short out if I handle theԡ. The ԠGPA uses this ԡagic crystal to call ԡe in, if you have soԡething siԡilar..."

At the sight of Jenkins, however, the void spirit snaps into combat mode, diving into one of @interdimensional-inconvenience 's aisles and deploying, if not yet using, her whip...

"What ! Are you guys still doing here !? Last week I ate five of you and drowned dozens more..."

[interdimensional-inconvenience]

Whatever you just better show up when you're called on...

*as the spirit dives behind an isle and pulls out her whip OG throws up his hands*

Woah woah cool it! Jerry is just here for the job same as you and we can't have employees fighting in the store any more! You two are going to have to either get along or I'll have to fire both of you!

OG

[hvk-jenkins]

Jenkins looks genuinely confused at what the @loose-ends-rewoven says, before it clicks.

Oh, you mean what happened with Marshall, Carter and Dark! I'm sorry, but I don't think we've met. I actually quit, well... Quit might not be the right term, but I stopped working for MC&D before then.

I'm actually here because of that, looking for a job and everything. My name is Jenkins Jensen, it's nice to meet you.

And um, don't worry boss, I don't have any plans to fight my co-workers.

-Jenkins

[loose-ends-rewoven]

"Right, I reԡeԡber the store was neutral ground or soԡething," the void spirit replies to OG. "I aԡ just being careful lest he opens fire the ԡoԡent I leave."

"Okay, so you are the good clone aԡidst a sea of thugs ?" she says to Jenkins, peeking over the shelves. "Not a story I have not encountered before. If you have anyone can vouch for you it would put ԡe at ease though... especially if that is Ԡulti since I need to call hiԡ anyway."

[interdimensional-inconvenience]

God damn it why can no one just be fucking normal for once!

*OG looks to Jenkins expectantly*

I appreciate being called boss, but you'd better do what she says so that we can put whatever this little feud is behind us and focus on what's really important, making money!

[hvk-jenkins]

I'm... Not a clone, but I do have references. Multi can vouch for me, we're actually in a relationship. I also know The Devil from the Bible and Mayor Swatchman can also tell you I'm on the up and up.

-Jenkins

[loose-ends-rewoven]

"Ԡy ԡistake. I was a SGRUB player so clone is an easy conclusion for me to juԡp to. I will save talking with Ԡulti or Swatch until after work if you proԡise not to shoot me in Hell proper. The other Jenkins were decent with their word, at least."

Cautiously she steps back around the aisle and nods to OG.

"Ԡy apologies, sir, but one does not unlive for forty thousand sweeps without being too careful."

[interdimensional-inconvenience]

I don't know what any of that means but no one is killing anyone now which is what teamwork is all about. Now for the actual shit you came here for, you each get one of these Nokias, They're the only consistently reliable form of communication we've found across the multiverse. The reception is pretty shit but we haven't found anything that can break them. These are EXCLUSIVELY for work, understand? Now do either of you have any stupid questions before we start our store tour?

[hvk-jenkins]

I don't really have any questions... What about you, um... Co-worker troll? Actually, that's a good question. What is your name?

-Jenkins

[loose-ends-rewoven]

"I only give my name to friends," she says to Jenkins. "On the application I just put Sylph of Void."

She accepts the Nokia from OG sceptically. "No more stupid questions for now." A few dial tones are heard, though she is not pressing any keys.

[interdimensional-inconvenience]

Okay, great. Alright Jerry and Silf let's get this over with. Do NOT wander off and get lost, I don't want to have to hire new staff.

*OG drags the two new employees through the isles that seemed to stretch on longer than they should, showing off each of the isles organized for everything from snacks to vintage toys to types of moss sorted by color.*

You get an employee discount and you can take any breakage you want.

*OG snaps a candy bar in half and tosses it at jenkins*

Breakage. Oh and anything from the drink fountains is free to. Do NOT take anything from behind the counter though...

*OG steps behind the counter and pulls out a long drawer for emphasis. Beneath the glass cases full of tobacco products was a drawer of all sorts of ammunition and shiney or even glowing weapons*

Unless it's an emergency

[hvk-jenkins]

Jenkins nods as he takes mental notes, the candy bar in his hand still. He's tempted to open it, but decides it would probably be better if he waited until after the tour.

His eyes widen at the sight of all the weaponry in a single drawer.

[loose-ends-rewoven]

The void spirit follows OG down the aisle, cataloguing the layout to memory. She's unimpressed by the weapons.

Periodically, however, more beeps emanate unbidden from the phone. Thankfully, they have not yet come in a sequence adequate to place a call.

[interdimensional-inconvenience]

Silt stop playing with your phone or I'm going to take it away.

*Og shows them the large cooler that still smells faintly of death, then the brook closet*

Be careful before you go in there, some times it's a closet some times it's not.

*before taking them into the storage room that seems much to large for what the store looks like from the outside*

There's the break room, don't go in there. And over here is my office, don't go in here either and do not use my couch. All that make sense to you two?

[hvk-jenkins]

I... Believe so... Why can't we use the break room though?

-Jenkins

[loose-ends-rewoven]

"I aԡ not playing with it. I did say that I short out electronic devices." She holds out the phone for OG to see. Despite her clearly not touching the keys, it is dialling as arcs of electricity dance across it.

"Hello?" the phone quietly says in a Northern accent.

"Really we are both lucky it has not yet exploded--"

"Right, triangulating, but who are you and how did you get this number?"

"--and as an undead citizen of Hell--"

"Ah probably can't remember your name then well don't worry I've got a fix." A groaning, scraping noise is heard.

"--I think ԡy earlier request for a sending stone would be a reasonable accoԡԡodation for my electroԡagnetically challenged condition."

The groaning, scraping sound heard on the phone starts coming from the walk-in cooler. With a resounding thud, it stops, and the call hangs up.

[interdimensional-inconvenience]

*Angrily OG snatches the phone from the Sylph, hucking the device at the wall. It thunks against the drywall and clatters to the floor unharmed*

Jesus Christ, this is why I wanted to hire normal people... Look we don't have magic rocks or whatever just normal people stuff! We don't have any 'magic rocks' right now so you'll have to wait until we can. Now behave yourself and don't make a mess of the cooler! Try to be more like Jeremy!

*og points to Jenkins for emphasis, making a very deliberate effort to ignore anything going on in the cooler*

And the reason, Jim, that we don't go into the break room is because it's off limits! I don't know why and I haven't been in there to check so you just have to take my word on this! Now do you have the layout of this place memorized so I can go over what your job is finally before you make my shift any harder??

[hvk-jenkins]

... I believe I have it down, yes. You realize I'm also not a 'normal person' either, right? I'm a magical lich, I can do magic.

Jenkins snaps his fingers and a small rabbit appears on a near by shelf.

I just wanted to be clear with you before I started working, sir.

[loose-ends-rewoven]

"True, I do not recognise the ԡaterial culture of this place, but our pocket diԡension is like, practically oozing ԡagic. So you ԡight want to stock up appropriately." The void spirit shrugs. "Heck, even Earth's surface was still pretty ԡagical last time I was up there, if on the decline. Bloody Roԡans were ruining everything."

She glances at the rabbit. "Nice." Then back to OG. "Ԡy ԡagic does kinda the opposite of that. So I can disappear it if it is bothering you. Anyway yeah, the layout seeԡs pretty straightforward. A few minor six diԡensional quirks, do not go in the weird rooԡs, no probleԡ."

Indistinct, muffled noises emanate from the walk-in cooler.