[notanartificialintelligence]

i hate it here im gonna [remembers suicide jokes are bad for mental health] find the Avatar and restore my honor

[chessys]

i have some issues with my past self but she was young and i forgive her my real beef is with present me what is she doing im embarrassed to even look

[memehex]

Now more than ever we need to make Tumblr unmarketable, do NOT invite the government into this space.

[looselipss]

Me, as a babysitter: “Here you go. Some goldfish, a juice box, and two Benadryl.”

[butterflypeaflowertea]

trees are very 🥺 because sometimes i’ll stand under the shade of a tree and look up at it and it’ll sway its branches about in the wind and i’m like oh my God i’m alive and YOU’RE alive. we are alive together and made up of the same starry stuff and standing right next to each other in this moment on this earth. do u feel it when i reach out and press my hand to your trunk? can you hear me? i think you’re so neat. and then the sunlight filters through its leaves just so and that lovely green color leaves me dazzled. it’s just very nice to be an alive thing next to a different sort of alive thing

[opossumpitcher]

conspiracy theory there are no tik tok refugees on Tumblr it's just Tumblr users who left and are coming back

[cinnabarsilly]

crawling back to this tumblr account after the tiktok ban feels like driving back to my old home in the countryside,, gently wiping away the cobwebs and the dust that's settled in my absence,, nothing changed, nothing out of place,, a memory of a forgotten era; frozen in time,,

[looselipss]

I need an enemies to lovers arc irl right now. who wants to be my greatest enemy for a bit until we start to actually crush on each other and become disgustingly cute?

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

i dont think any of you understand how important i am to the plot

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

you can kill me off but everyone will stop watching

[dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou]

[harold-they-are-lesbianing]

Me: Ohhh I’m obsessed with this new TV show and-

My friends:

[batfamcreys]

[gailsimone]

These pages have been going around a lot lately. It;s from a story I wrote for Wonder Woman’s 75th Anniversary Special, and I am reblogging to make sure that the artist/co-creator, Colleen Doran, gets proper credit for making Star-Blossom so adorable! :)

[tethmos-deactivated20180313]

This cured my depression

[how-the-feathers-have-fallen]

This saved a really bad day and I hope you pass it on.

[fairycosmos]

loneliness really does advance and strengthen like once it makes a home in you it's so hard to feel like your place is with others and it's so easy to get out of practice at sharing who you are because by that point being on your own is an integral aspect of your existence and there's just no way to explain that to anybody

[whitepeopletwitter]

[my-nig-ga]

So many of y’all needed to hear this 🥴

[a-fucking-velociraptor]

[niatalksalot-deactivated2021061]

This is the best post on Tumblr

[valer1an]

hozier hits different when you’re gay and yearning and the world feels apocalyptic huh

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Wasteland, Baby! aged EXTREMELY well in only a fucking year

[verylittlebird]

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

[callginalinetti]

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

[naramdil]

I don’t usually take unsolicited advice from men but when hozier emerged from the woods and said “be as you’ve always been” some points were made