embrace it.

[gor-mu]

you ever drink a little too much red wine and end up feeling like this

[oumaimas]

lately there have been too many days like in a row

[memewhore]

[clairenovac]

this looks like the reception desk of my mind

[funnystories]

funny story

so when i was younger I had this very strong assumption that my father was gay. I have no idea where it came from but I just thought he was gay, that my mom and him were just best friends living together, and that every time he left for work he would also be visiting his boyfriend. I remember telling my mom one day after he left for work “you know he’s going to his boyfriends right?” And she was like “what?” And I said “dad is gay” imagine my surprise when my parents told me they were actually married and in love. my whole world was flipped upside at 5years old because my father was actually not gay.

[pingnova]

you ever get a bus driver who drives like they’re running from god

[thestateonmtv]

so much of late 2000s music was like “we falling in love... in this club... we’re all family... in this club.... we’re having the time of our lives... in this club” like wtf we gotta get back to the club !!!

[wickedhawtwexler]

my life: a summary

[rarabro]

siri read a message from my mom (2017)

[harlequinesque]

i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get

[discogolfmagazine]

this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life

[bluebubby-deactivated20230613]

Me as a mom

[mspollutedstar-deactivated20190]

Parents be like that’s my emotional support eldest daughter

[thotstark]

[neurodivergentaf]

someone: *raises their voice*

me: death is so close i can practically taste it

[6thlovelanguage-deactivated2020]

celebrity worship was a mistake… stan mother earth

[feastofsnakes]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[cungadero]

mini m&ms are better than normal ones bc they cater to the very specific urge to eat colorful aquarium gravel

[70srogertaylor]

This is me, never leaving the house but when I actually do:

[captaindullard-deactivated20250]

I religiously, emotionally, physically, epistemically, existentially, and spiritually identify with this

[gahdamnpunk]

DEAADDDDDT

[beaky-peartree]

that’s not even a mouse, it’s a gerbil