I'm Always Riding For The Thrill Of It

I'm Lauren. 24 I like to ride my fixed gear bike. Design.

[imthedoctorbasicallyfun]

My Brain: Eat

Me: Okay, what should we make?

My Brain: No make!!! Only eat.

[serialchilller-deactivated20240]

Nights with you, mornings with you, everything with you.

[blumbluma-deactivated20240204]

Marry someone who laughs with you when the joke died like 20 min ago.

[teamrocketing]

my last words will probably be sarcastic

[mangledsmile]

i just want to fuckin kiss you but i fuckin can’t because ur not fuckin here

fuck

[lesbicasentimental]

I just want to live with the girl I’m in a committed relationship with, travel with her, go on cute picnics, slow dance the nights away in our living room and never stop falling in love with each other

[classicallyfreshh]

My idea of flirting is making fun of each other until one of us loses and says something nice

[lovelysuggestions]

don’t feel guilty for not being able to handle everything, for needing a break. you need to look after yourself, too. self care is not selfish.

[giawiapia]

date someone who wants you to be successful in life and would want nothing more than to be with you through the process.

[perrfectly]

[state0fdusk]

[malkiewicz]

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

[istudypirates]

My favourite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call

[antiuwuaction-deactivated201804]

It’s called connotations.

[leggyboyjohnson]

Try this one on for size:

“Forgive me, Father, I have sinned”

“Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty”

[helaas--pindakaas]

great news! Language is now banned

[lohver]

be with someone who’s good for your mental health.

[memewhore]

[ear]

@ girls with girlfriends … how did u do that …

[littlesoy-deactivated20190519]

Talk to a girl

[aquilarios-deactivated20180610]

Impossible. Have a terrible day.

[super-mans-dead]

[ruinedchildhood]