No Tongue With Butt

Kayla, XXII “I’m a little bit shy, a bit strange and a little bit manic"  STARFLEET COMMAND { CAPTAIN }

[feminism135]

[progressivejudaism]

Words of wisdom from our sage Carrie Fisher z’l

[hatefuhk]

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

[turtle0verl0rd]

JUMPING ON THIS OPPORTUNITY

[mytheetarecold]

Aesthetic: green parking lots

They improve infiltration of water to the soil, thus reducing floods by excessive drainage from soil-sealed land, and contribute to environmental and human health! Also they look pretty.

[zero-initiative]

This would be a lot better than the black, heat sink, parking lots

[brunhiddensmusings]

also easier to build/repair, and generate way less heat

[pastelparrotlet]

Plague doctor mask but it’s a worm on a string face.

[cowboybanjo]

[amusementforme]

[brotherslug-deactivated20190730]

character development

[we-love-gaming]

Will u join the challenge?

[wereralph]

is there a reason for this? like is this part of a strike or something im not aware of? 

[wereralph]

i cannot believe im this fucking stupid 

[heraldofultimateness]

Ralph, pick a number between 1 and 10

[wereralph]

four of course because it’s my lucky number

[heraldofultimateness]

Good cause that’s your IQ

[wereralph]

[stability]

reblog if you’d end a date if they said they voted for trump

[wadey-wilson]

Deadpool 2, dir. David Leitch

[weveneverbeenalone]

[k-eke]

HONK HONK!

[catasters]

[goodreadss]

Vincent van Gogh

[edwardfucks]

the only character I stan is That Bitch from BD who came to clean the house, saw Bella pregnant, and immediately on site wanted to whoop Edward’s vampire ass even though she knew 100% what he was

[edwardfucks]

Bella, white teenager: but it’s love!!

Middle aged Latina, moving past her rolling up her sleeves: get over here you piece of shit no weapons just these fists

[babyboomerbullshit]

admin: this one is good actually

[duzy-pies]

Never underestimate the powers that cat

[africanaquarian]

the thing about being an adult is every time you turn around some shit gotta be “renewed”. tags. licenses. passports. like i’m the same bitch doing the same shit

[elmify]

I discovered a nice little coffee shop near my apartment, and instead of thinking “this is very convenient,” my first thought was my life’s coffee shop au is about to begin

[elmify]

Update: I was at the aforementioned coffee shop and this guy sat down next to me near the window. A pretty barista came over with his drink, and she said to him: “This isn’t right. You’re supposed to sit at the counter! You’re supposed to tell me stories!” And the guy laughed, and they both looked at the counter (where all the spots were taken) and he was like, “We could kick someone out.” And she was like, “I would do that! Which one?” And they joked around a bit more, and then she went back to the behind the counter, and as soon as someone vacated their spot he moved all his stuff over to the counter, and I realized, this is not my coffee shop au. I am in their coffee shop au.