[com-humor]

[maureen2musings]

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levina6047

[tinyghosthands]

[bbcsherlock]

taylor swift going to her mailbox to see if she got a letter 

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[iamoutofideas]

I will consider this suggestion

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

I love jaywalking with strangers. They can’t kill all of us!!!

[desertbroadd]

I hate being a customer I hate doing that to someone

[happyheidi]

[funnytwittertweets]

[businesscompany1]

[supplementes]

amish Lana Del Rey would be like “mmmmhm honey I’m your little corn husk doll *spoons rattling*

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later

[staggot]

honestly she is serving looks

[rippingupthedisco]

we seriously are not giving this enough attention like you just cannot take the Chanel Hysteria lipstick, the 100% authentic Tiffany & Co.™ pearl necklace WITH the matching set of earrings. got the 2016 Fall/Winter blood orange Yves Saint Laurent fitted evening gown. and the hair is laid. to. rest. finally you see that drink? thats most definitely a large and you know she got this all with her own munty h u n t y

[buzzfeed]

[ohlalaparis]

[hotsprite]