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velsdy

I love them so much!

teathattast

sprimkle

fragilebutnotbrokennn

OKAY BEAUTIFUL BITCHES LISTEN UP:

YOU FASTING OR SOME SHIT? MAYBE YOU JUST BINGED?

RADICAL

I GOTCHU WHAT U NEED TO SURVIVE

GET YOURSELF SOME GINGER-ASS TEA, OKAY? THAT SHIT IS GOOD FOR DIGESTION AND BREAKING DOWN FAT CELLS. MAKES YOUR SKIN GLOW LIKE BEYONCE’S DRESS ON THE RED CARPET.

PUT THAT SHIT IN SOME BOILING WATER. NEXT, GRAB A WHOLE ASS SPOON OF HONEY AND DUMP THAT SHIT IN. PLOP MOTHERFUCKER!

THAT HONEY GONNA MAKE YOUR HAIR SMOOTH AND SHINY AS A 1954 PORSHE SPIDER. NAILS GONNA GROW SO DAMN FAST YOU👏WON'T👏EVEN REALIZE👏bye bYE ACRYLIC NAILS

get YOURSELF SOME APPLE CIDER VINEGAR. ONE TEASPOON, TO BE EXACT. ALSO HELPS WITH DIGESTION AND SPEEDS UP UR METABOLISM. NYOOOOOM BITCHES.

CINNAMON. YOU GOTTA HAVE IT, BUT JUST A SPRINKLE.

ADD SOME MOTHERFUCKING PUMPKIN SPICE IF U FEEL LIKE IT.

DAMN. THERE THE FUCK YOU GO. SWEET-ASS APPLE PIE TEA. SHIT’S ONLY 10 CALORIES AND WILL CURB AND CRAVING YOU GOT.

YOU’RE WELCOME.

angelfaun-deactivated20210412

Date: hey let’s slow dance

Me: moshes at ¼ speed

madd-misanthrope

notchicken

I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn’t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it