[lord-azathoth]

I just read a comment saying the rat finally learned to beat someone other than women and now I cannot stop howling 🤣😭🤣😭

[lord-azathoth]

Flavio, dude, no, the rat DOES NOT deserve that title. He only won because you and the rest of the tour were ass. Why did you have to choke so badly against this choker of chokers?!

[lord-azathoth]

It's over. It's all over. Tennis is tainted and ruined.

[lord-azathoth]

God, what a fucking downgrade it's been, from last year's finals to this year. Sincaraz, I need you to come back and save tennis asap.

[lord-azathoth]

What a fucking disaster of a tournament it's been for the men. Ugh, I'll never forgive Flavio for letting the rat win.

[lord-azathoth]

Can we have an urgent conference call with Jannik right now? Flavio is flounderio 😫

[lord-azathoth]

Flavio, MAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? END THAT FAKEASS CRAMPER RN!!

[dhomochevski]

im still here. how do you call this fucking ball in

[lord-azathoth]

If the rat wins this, he's never going to shut up about it. Flavio, I need you to LOCK TF IN!!!

[lord-azathoth]

Time for generational choker Zverat to surface.

[fightingmongoose]

Not Matt Futterman of the NYT writing a whole ass article about Jannik and Carlos’ “tennis children” 😭

[lord-azathoth]

Boris retweeting a parody account and proving he's as Sincaraz-pilled as the rest of us 🥰

[lord-azathoth]

Sending love and healing to my ill and injured babies. My heart can't take any more hurt ☹️💔

[lord-azathoth]

It's all over, isn't it? I am screaming

[lord-azathoth]

They did close the roof in Australia, so why not here, when there's a heatwave? Unfair to ask athletes to subject their bodies to such extreme heat and exhaustion.

[lord-azathoth]

Translation: "Sincaraz is great and all, but we're here to remind you where it all began"

[lord-azathoth]

It's a little bit like the story you told me, when you started coaching Andy Murray. We already had Roger and Rafa at the top of their game, but as Andy was coming through, his eyes were completely focused on Novak. He knew that Novak was the guy that was going to dominate.

It's a little bit the same, three or four years ago, when we started with Jannik - he knew that Carlos was going to be the guy. And if you look to the quotes three or four years ago, Carlos knew Jannik was going to be his main rival. So, these guys were able to see it pretty early on.

So the whole world was clocking their asses, including THE dads.. 🫩