[lord-azathoth]

I just read a comment saying the rat finally learned to beat someone other than women and now I cannot stop howling 🤣😭🤣😭

[lord-azathoth]

God, what a fucking downgrade it's been, from last year's finals to this year. Sincaraz, I need you to come back and save tennis asap.

[dhomochevski]

im still here. how do you call this fucking ball in

[fightingmongoose]

Not Matt Futterman of the NYT writing a whole ass article about Jannik and Carlos’ “tennis children” 😭

[lord-azathoth]

Boris retweeting a parody account and proving he's as Sincaraz-pilled as the rest of us 🥰

[lord-azathoth]

Sending love and healing to my ill and injured babies. My heart can't take any more hurt ☹️💔

[lord-azathoth]

It's all over, isn't it? I am screaming

[lord-azathoth]

They did close the roof in Australia, so why not here, when there's a heatwave? Unfair to ask athletes to subject their bodies to such extreme heat and exhaustion.

[lord-azathoth]

Translation: "Sincaraz is great and all, but we're here to remind you where it all began"

[lord-azathoth]

It's a little bit like the story you told me, when you started coaching Andy Murray. We already had Roger and Rafa at the top of their game, but as Andy was coming through, his eyes were completely focused on Novak. He knew that Novak was the guy that was going to dominate.

It's a little bit the same, three or four years ago, when we started with Jannik - he knew that Carlos was going to be the guy. And if you look to the quotes three or four years ago, Carlos knew Jannik was going to be his main rival. So, these guys were able to see it pretty early on.

So the whole world was clocking their asses, including THE dads.. 🫩

[lord-azathoth]

We miss Carlos, we want him back, the game needs him back - he brings a joy, and happiness, and a smile, and a creativity that I don't think even Roger, Rafa, Novak, Andy, any of those former legends brought to the the game. So, tennis needs him back playing. We all miss him. We hope he's recovering as quickly as possible.

Very normal in-law behaviour 🙂‍↕️

[lord-azathoth]

They have amazing respect for each other - both Carlos and Jannik. They are not friends off the court - OH, WAIT, they're not going to dinner with each other - they're very friendly, and you see them quite often sitting down next to each other in the locker room, chatting away..

Are you trying to tell us something, Darren? 🤨🫵

[lord-azathoth]

Carlos out of the grass season, Jannik probably suffering from exhaustion.. no one talk to me right now. I am utterly depressed ☹️ Tennis isn't tennis without them.

[lord-azathoth]

Janniksin doing photo dumps now, he's well and truly corrupted 🙂‍↕️

[streetlightserenades]

every time i see jannik hug someone else at the net im reminded of how absolutely unhinged his net hugs with carlos are

[lord-azathoth]

Husband duties 🙂‍↕️🥰

[tieheartbreaker]

my satannik ♡