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Janni on his mind even on vacation yeah yeah no abnormalities detected

Just pick up the phone and call each other, lads 🫩

"We hope that Carlos is coming as well, because tennis needs him.."

Lad's just won a GS, but still has Carlos on his mind. We keep joking that these two are soulmates, but maybe they really are 😭

That caption's taking me out LMAO 😭

Sincaraz soulmatism 🥰

The lovestruck husband is now posting congratulatory videos on main WHAT SORT OF RIVALRY IS THIS HELP-

Faith in tennis (and my sanity) restored. Thank you, Janniksin, ILY (^o^)

Yassss, king!!! 😩

Jannik, I'm never gonna forgive you if you lose to that rat today. Lock TF in, my frayed nerves can't take it any longer 🫩

"See you on Sundays" now relegated to "Hopefully see you on Fridays"

My year is officially ruined 😫

Stop hugging him like that, Jannik, that is not Charly ✋️😵‍💫😭

P.S. I love you for dispatching gramps 🥰

*Gets asked about golfing in the presence of RORY freaking MCILROY*

Jannik: "So, Carlos.. 🥰🥰🥰"

I just read a comment saying the rat finally learned to beat someone other than women and now I cannot stop howling 🤣😭🤣😭

God, what a fucking downgrade it's been, from last year's finals to this year. Sincaraz, I need you to come back and save tennis asap.

im still here. how do you call this fucking ball in

Not Matt Futterman of the NYT writing a whole ass article about Jannik and Carlos’ “tennis children” 😭

Boris retweeting a parody account and proving he's as Sincaraz-pilled as the rest of us 🥰