FightingMongoose

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[fightingmongoose]

The Quadrumvirate Cup

Two hundred years after the death of Cedric Diggory, the Triwizard Tournament has returned to Hogwarts. A new name, a new format, a new school and four new Champions. Same danger.

Prologue

[flamballboyant]

can't blame a girl for trying😔🥀

[fightingmongoose]

🤣 I mean maybe this will make Zverev slightly less insufferable lol

[fightingmongoose]

andre just shit talked both arnaldi and jakub today let’s guess who’ll be next (if it’s zverev i’ll support him!)

God what a fucking loser. I’ll never support him in his quest to be the biggest hag ever to be asked his opinion.

The bitch who’s a bitch to my enemy is still a lil bitch 😂

[sinnercrave]

Venus Williams about Jannik Sinner's Round 2 loss at Roland Garros:

“One of the biggest stories of the tournament was Sinner suffering from whatever happened on the court: heat, or cramps, and all the things.

“So, Sinner has never won a match longer than 3 hours and 50 minutes. So, what? He's done everything else. In my opinion, it's more of a fluke than a real stat. Not only insane conditions, but he dealt with it with his head up. He never quit, he never walked off of the court, he never considered stopping. And even [though] that was the worst circumstances, not only does he handle winning well, he handled losing with such grace and such poise.”

[fightingmongoose]

How’s she going to get MORE attractive 😭

[raddocanu]

VICTORIA MBOKO

Via WTA Youtube channel — Style Unpacked

[tieheartbreaker]

@ARNALDI SNEEZE ON ZVEREV BEFORE YOU LEAVE

[fightingmongoose]

I legit am wheezing 🤣

[fightingmongoose]

Damn was there a locker room bug going around? Poor Matteo Arnaldi. I wonder if this is what befell Jannik?

Happy for Flavio but a sad way to get to the Final :/

[fightingmongoose]

Again the NERVE to say Jannik has “no excuse” when he was ill, coming off an unprecedented 5 Masters wins in a row and dealing with an unforeseen heat wave.

WHEN THIS WAS YOU BRO! Talk to me about excuses 🙄

[fightingmongoose]

BTW just popping up to tell Andre Agassi to eat shit. Just saw his comments about Jannik. They really ticked me off and IMO Cahill should put him on ice for a while.

How long did it take him to win the French and complete his Career Grand Slam, again? How about his poor conditioning when he lost in 1991?

What a jackass.

[fightingmongoose]

What I come across when looking for mood board photos of Bublik 🤣 I fucking love him, he is such a little shit and apparently always has been.

[fightingmongoose]

I don’t post often about Carlos and the non-Janniks BUT if you do I encourage you to tag them ‘Shipcaraz’ bc I think it’s funny and don’t know when I will use that tag ever 🤣

[foxielocks]

come back to me my bug

[fightingmongoose]

Anyone with dimples knows this smile 😂

‘Nooo big smile! We want to see your pretty dimples!’

Just like a lifetime of that…what about what I want goddamn it!?

[hotmanservefast]

It’s baby’s first time watching a match! And first time getting interviewed…😖

[fightingmongoose]

Omg 😭 too real. I can feel the teensy face in my neck! Although true realism would be that toddler sticking his tiny fist into Jannik’s curls and yanking on them for dear life.

Kids I tell you. My niece did that as like a comfort thing to me and my eldest sister. Now she’s old enough to think it’s hilarious that she tortured us 😒

It’s not cute damnit 🤣

[cadillacjohnf1]

published my Tayjan (Taylor Fritz/Jannik Sinner) fic 🎾🎾

[fightingmongoose]

This is such a good one! If you’ve never considered this pairing - you will after you read it ❤️

[carolinahl92]

Ok, I like the kid. Let’s go win it Jakub! Kill the rat!

[fightingmongoose]

First Tommy and Opelka, now Mensik. Like is there something in the ATP drinking water that makes them want to bang Fritz 😂

[fightingmongoose]

Poor Matteo Berrettini 😭

Damn you Roland Garros! What are you doing to my sweet Italian boys!?

[fightingmongoose]

Imma need someone to win more than 2 pts in a row so we can all move on with our lives!!