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And here was me thinking it was gone for good... 😰

… BY THE EMPEROR! WHY DID I ONLY NOW KNOW OF THIS???

Also, i like inquisitor Marcus cus he’s a breath of fresh air from all the seriousness of everyone else in 40k ;) also, that’s how i imagine the inquisitors to be like anyway since they’re, well, inquisitors, amiright?

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Shit yeah

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The first Dark Souls III DLC, titled “Ashes of Ariandel,” is confirmed, and will be launching on October 25th!

Gematsu has some details, including: “ The first add-on includes weapons such as a large sword cloaked in colorless flames, cold storm-like magic, and miracles such as a ring of light that you throw like a boomerang. It will also have a new PvP-exclusive map called the “Immortal Arena.” Screenshots in the magazine show a hazy white snow field.”

You can read more about the announcement here (and it looks like Japanese season pass buyers get an exclusive PS4 theme? Hopefully western fans can snag that too!)

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YYYAAAAAAASSSSSSS

Everything is wonderful

#INTENSE SARCASM banter

Having to look at a picture of my ex whilst making a collage map is the most emotionally draining thing ever....

#heartbreakhotel #map #collage #play #GREAT

uneventfulness

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I want you all to understand this:

The time that goes by between DS1 and DS2 is at least thousands of years. Kingdoms disappeared, were born, rose, bloomed, decayed, ended, and disappeared in this time, a lot of them being forgotten by time and history. Between DS2 and 3, even more kingdoms and empires pass by and disappear, forgotten by history.

And yet, despite this cruel passage of time, in which eldritch creatures bring kingdoms to their knees and even the strongest empires fade into obscurity eventually,

The Kingdom of Catarina has remained alive, well, and thriving, being recognizable by the lore and the people of all three games throughout, even when other empires are lucky if their name is remembered.

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That and they wmploy an army of onions

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Petition to make this the new anonymous icon

Me to the bae

im fucking crying my therapist has these little mamushka dolls in her office and the first one is so pretty like

and then it just goes downhill from there

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get ur cute relationship out of my sight can’t you see i’m busy being alone bitter and disgusting

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65 Questions You Aren't Used To

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

3. The person you would never want to meet?

4. What is your favorite word?

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

7. What shirt are you wearing?

8. What do you label yourself as?

9. Bright room or dark room?

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?

12. Who told you they loved you last?

13. Your worst enemy?

14. What is your current desktop picture?

15. Do you like someone?

16. The last song you listened to?

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

29. What is your favorite expletive?

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

34. What was your last dream about?

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?

37. Have you ever built a snowman?

38. What is the color of your socks?

39. What type of music do you like?

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)

43. Do you have any scars?

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?