Chamomile&Lavender

Formerly: Ask-jemimaburroughs Currently: Personal blog. Deal with it.

[luchia13]

[tratscheundkram]

I feel this is really under-appreciated.

[vinesnow]

thugs get lonely too - more vines

[thepartyfrigate]

Colress is not amused by sleeping classmate

[standoffsighs-deactivated201210]

[transgenderpopstar]

Visit Original Link

[askxehanort]

"Children are the future, after all. Or so they say."

[goosedawg]

22 veterans a day commit suicide everyday. That is one every 65 minutes.

[kalashnikool-deactivated2015051]

reminder that suicide is an important issue and your “soldiers are evil” political narrative is completely irrelevant and disgusting.

[iglovequotes]

[ultrafacts]

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

[thequantumqueer]

this makes me very uncomfortable

[galande]

This would mess me up because I would reach for my face and see the wrong hand go up and just completely freak out

[mastertheshade]

I need this as my bathroom mirror

[vancity604778kid]

[lilpanickylegs-deactivated20230]

creepy thing though, is that if you saw yourself in it for the first time. you wouldnt recognice yourself. human faces are asymmetrical and you’ve only seen your face reversed. so if you saw your face reversed the other way, you wouldnt recognize it anymore

[didtheyeverpickthewrongguy]

[astrologymain]

The signs as high school stereotypes

Aries: The jocks Taurus: The preps Gemini: The drama queen Cancer: Goody twoshoe Leo: The mean girl Virgo: Artsy Libra: The wannabes Scorpio: Emos Sagittarius: Class clown Capricorn: The Overachievers Aquarius: The rebels Pisces: Bookworm

[lord-octodarth]

the signs during a fist fight

aries: "accidentally" kills opponent

taurus: throws refrigerator but saves the food

gemini: uses knowledge of physics and telekinesis to defeat opponent

cancer: cries and makes opponent feel guilty to win

leo: no fists involved. completely verbal. throws insults around like there's no tomorrow. opponent flees in tears.

virgo: negotiates a truce somehow

libra: brings all of their friends to help

scorpio: goes completely INSANE and gets opponent sent to intensive care

sagittarius: loses

capricorn: bribes opponent and if unsuccessful, runs

aquarius: tries to throw a few punches then plays dead

pisces: doesn't even show up smh

[capybara-wings]

THE SIGNS AS BOOKS YOU WERE PROBABLY FORCED TO READ THROUGHOUT SCHOOL

Aries: The Great Gatsby

Taurus: Adventures of Tom Sawyer

Gemini: Tale of Two Cities

Cancer: Romeo and Juliet

Leo: The Diary of Anne Frank

Virgo: Animal Farm

Libra: Holes

Scorpio: Great Expectations

Sagittarius: To Kill a Mockingbird

Capricorn: Hamlet

Aquarius: Macbeth

Pisces: Flowers for Algernon

[lord-octodarth]

Season 1 of Adventure Time: ah shUCKS, Ice King is capturing princesses AGaIn??? Better go punch him to justice!!! hahaha this is mATH!! *fart joke*

Season 6 of Adventure Time: If just being born is the greatest act of creation, then... what are you supposed to do after that? Isn't everything that comes next sort of a disappointment? Slowly entropying until we deflate into a pile of mush?

[45dfj6uqlnc27n2wddfbbz1ofvx0a1]

I thought the coyote stretching its paws was cute so I made a GIF of it.

[jacktherussell]

toes

[bruce-dick-in-son]

Why is there a coyote on a bus.

[the-dog-fandom]

because they can’t drive

[biopowerviolence]

"why are these scientists talking about pluto when they should be curing ebola" because they’re astrophysicists not molecular engineers or infectious disease specialists you’re getting mad at the wrong people 

[laundryandtaxes]

*walks into Starbucks and violently shakes the barista* LOOK WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A NEW BED FRAME THEN????

[thrud-deactivated20210605]

[franksinatra420-remade-blog]

BUILD A. SQUID. make your own squid and set. it free. BUILD YOUR. SQUID. FIND YOUR. SQUID { MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM } YOUR SQUID

[whisky-and-sass-deactivated2014]

[madison-theurbanexplorer]

Valentine’s day card for me